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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
You say that, but i could just tattoo a black outline, get really jaundiced, and maybe get a solid color fill outside of the tattoo for more contrast. All it takes is a little commitment to art

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Ok Fella posted:

Any tattoo where the majority of the color is yellow just isn't going to look good. Doesn't really matter what the subject is.
Sure, but it could still have straight lines and be evenly filled. I don't feel like those are really asking too much.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Three friends of mine got a Triforce tattoo together, with each individual only getting one of the separate triangles filled in. All black so they're not bad quality.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Ok Fella posted:

Any tattoo where the majority of the color is yellow just isn't going to look good. Doesn't really matter what the subject is.

a Bart Simpson doing a gnarly skateboard move and saying a catchprase

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004


Holy poo poo this kid needs to start taking arm day more seriously

Lonjon
Jun 26, 2007

Books are the real treasures of the world!
Fun Shoe
Also, it's a dumb tattoo.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

sweeperbravo posted:

a Bart Simpson doing a gnarly skateboard move and saying a catchprase

The world is your oyster my friend.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
GIS "bart simpson truther tattoo" was sadly lacking, though it did lead to this



e: I wonder if anyone's gotten a gummy Venus de Milo tattoo on their butt... Looks like one yes, but that's more thigh than bum

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 23:23 on May 23, 2016

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I looked to see if anyone got Pete's Petunia tattoo, and the answer is "of course they did."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Sad on.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

apply directly to the bad tattoo.
Sad-on.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
That is a person that's never had more than 40 dollars to spend on a tattoo at one time.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Blendy posted:


"make me look unique and thoughtful, like adele in her dressing room"

"want me to 'shop out that horrible ink?"

"why"


"mspaint can flip images right"

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Mods please change my name to "No Fear No Fear Jake Jake"

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

Cut off a cat's balls and gently caress up its hormones for life? Responsible pet ownership

Buy an animal a bunch of sick tats? Animal abuse

im joking ok don't dox me

Wait, I think I have a reasonable counter to this. There's always a risk when you put someone/thing under anesthesia and the trade off just seems more justified for controlling fertility than giving you pet a sick tat.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat



(This showed up in two separate Facebook groups I watch. Not sure on the actual source/story -- there's got to be some green text to go with this, right? Somewhere?)

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Green pus if not green text. Yeesh.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I can't tell if it was inventive to deliberately place the eye over that rash so it looks like it's bloodshot or if the rash is a result of the nastoo

Giga Pet giveaway
Jun 28, 2008

You're Not Welcome?

sweeperbravo posted:

I can't tell if it was inventive to deliberately place the eye over that rash so it looks like it's bloodshot or if the rash is a result of the nastoo

I think that's just a particularly bloody part of the fresh tattoo, not a rash. The other red parts look like fresh bleeding too. That (bare?) foot is throwing me off but it looks like it could still be on the table it was applied on before being wrapped.

My god is that lovely though.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Looks infected to me.

Or will be soon.

Butt Science
Sep 3, 2007

Here's a nice little 'watercolor' disaster from a local shop:


That radiation burn is supposed to be flowers and a hummingbird, apparently.

Luckily, one of the better shops in the area took pity and were able to fix it a little.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Unfortunate about the little blob-blossoms coming off of it, but that's a good coverup, considering.

ForceKin
Dec 22, 2009

I went spelunking in the creepiest parts of Tumblr to find some good content-



The rest are all varying degrees of NSFW

More daddy fetish http://i.imgur.com/dynV14v.jpg
And even further down that horrible rabbit hole- http://imgur.com/Ye8YjMV
Well executed but super creepy bondage tattoo- http://i.imgur.com/1FRKtTt.jpg
Amusing but tasteless- http://imgur.com/h77oWfa
Just gross- (sorry about the text)- http://imgur.com/F95sVaE


I'll leave this goldmine for others to sort through-
http://badfurrytattoo.tumblr.com/

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

Pre-K Bikini Carwash posted:

Here's a nice little 'watercolor' disaster from a local shop:


That radiation burn is supposed to be flowers and a hummingbird, apparently.


Are you sure the flowers and hummingbird aren't the black and white tattoo under her shirt's strap? That colored blob... yeesh.

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
This chick's dad is doing the Lord's work:
http://imgur.com/gallery/RbKhH

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

StuG Jeebus posted:

This chick's dad is doing the Lord's work:
http://imgur.com/gallery/RbKhH

This is good.

No pics but a dumb story: my wife got a new intern at her job. He has the Misfits (band) logo tattooed on his forearm (see my avatar if you're not familiar). She was like "oh cool my husband has a Crimson Ghost tattoo too" and he responded with "What? No it's not that, it's the logo for a band". :downs:

Kids these days.

Upity Cracker
Jun 25, 2008

Well, what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue.
My ex had a peppermint candy tattooed on her taint, if I still have a pic I'll post it but the odds are slim.

I always thought it was lint or string from her panties when I went down on her.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Upity Cracker posted:

My ex had a peppermint candy tattooed on her taint, if I still have a pic I'll post it but the odds are slim.

I always thought it was lint or string from her panties when I went down on her.

Uhhh...

Let us recite the first rule of SA:

No Homegrown.

Thank you.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


We may need a judge on this.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

LingcodKilla posted:

We may need a judge on this.

The jury is still out on this case.

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!
I found this while roaming the nets, I'm not sure if it's terrible or amazing.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Zombear posted:

I found this while roaming the nets, I'm not sure if it's terrible or amazing.



I like the idea. But it took me a minute to realise that it is not a butthole faced monster.

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!

Bombadilillo posted:

I like the idea. But it took me a minute to realise that it is not a butthole faced monster.

Is Butthole Faced Monster too long to be a username?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zombear posted:

Is Butthole Faced Monster too long to be a username?

Shorten it to "Trump"

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

At least the tattoo's eyes are both looking in the same direction.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Fred Durst?

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