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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Lichy posted:

some people deserve a padding to give them a sense of perspective OP

im not saying i didnt deserve my beatings, just that i'm pretty sure i didnt learn a sense of perspective or anything else from them.

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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

JiveHonky posted:

im not saying i didnt deserve my beatings, just that i'm pretty sure i didnt learn a sense of perspective or anything else from them.

you should have participated in the other form of corporal punishment, school fights

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Lichy posted:

you should have participated in the other form of corporal punishment, school fights

i did it was called getting jumped, i learned that it sucks

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

nowadays most school fights here end in handcuffs and criminal charges

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
It's not a real paddlin unless the principal bites your ear lobe

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh9gxAE4E4Y

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It would be really funny if there were a sequel to Major Payne called "Corporal Punishment."

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



JiveHonky posted:

im not saying i didnt deserve my beatings, just that i'm pretty sure i didnt learn a sense of perspective or anything else from them.

i did. but I'm not a stubborn bitch i guess

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

vyst posted:

i did. but I'm not a stubborn bitch i guess

well you certainly didnt learn any manners mr. filthmouth

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


JiveHonky posted:

im just teasing you i dont even know what your posting is like

they are full of words that can be found in the dictionary, and also in my head where the voices are

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008

satanic splash-back posted:

nowadays most school fights here end in handcuffs and criminal charges

yeah that's dumb af imo

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Oh hell yeah! Missouri keep in' it shameful. I'd be proud if I weren't disgusted.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


satanic splash-back posted:

nowadays most school fights here end in handcuffs and criminal charges

poo poo back when i was a kid we used to have thunderdome deathmatches at school and no one cared

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
at my high school in florida there was a street with no houses on it called Peck rd. just off campus, thats where afterschool fights would happen.

Peck rd.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Roylicious posted:

teach the kid that force is an acceptable method to get others to comply

Isn't that why we have cops, army people, guards, etc?

Force, or the threat of force, is the only method that works.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


comes along bort posted:

it's no coincidence that enrollment in university education programs declined immediately after states began banning corporal punishment in schools

make the kids fair targets again and there'll be no teacher shortage

true

the promise of beating up tiny people every day is even sweeter than the promise of money

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Australia has or had a reality TV series called "The World's Strictest Parents", wherein lovely parents send their delinquent children abroad to get some tough love. Because apparently aussies and kiwis feel like the US south has its poo poo together when it comes to families and education for some reason or other.

It features lovely things like a young gay teen getting forcibly baptized by Southern Baptists, and those boot camp programs which do jack and poo poo. So if you like the novelty of trading lovely incompetent parents for passive aggressive hovering adults who are differently bad, this might be the show for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ1SPpKyVd4

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Do It Once Right posted:

teen getting forcibly baptized by Southern Baptists,

Can you link that episode? That sounds crazy and totally goes against actual southern baptist doctrine. I'd like to see it.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:

Can you link that episode? That sounds crazy and totally goes against actual southern baptist doctrine. I'd like to see it.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

As one of the 38,000 in Mississippi I'd say I got paddled maybe ~50 times between Jr. High and Highschool. I went to a real small school where they didn't bother with things like detention. They'd make you stand outside class or write lines or some other dumb poo poo. Getting sent outside meant the teacher was tired of your poo poo but didn't care enough to actually send you to the principal. You just prayed that none of the coaches or the principal would be walking the halls at the time because they would without a doubt paddle you.

I remember for a while in 8th grade they literally had a rule where if you failed to turn in homework you'd get a paddling. One day one of my teachers did a real lovely job telling us we had homework and so the next day none of us had any idea what she was asking for. So naturally she sent the entire class except for like 4 girls to the principal and he paddled all 20 or so of us in rapid fire fashion. I was next to last and he actually broke the paddle on me and let the other kid off. I was kinda pissed.

All in all it was pretty cool and makes for some neat stories.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

argondamn posted:

As one of the 38,000 in Mississippi I'd say I got paddled maybe ~50 times between Jr. High and Highschool. I went to a real small school where they didn't bother with things like detention. They'd make you stand outside class or write lines or some other dumb poo poo. Getting sent outside meant the teacher was tired of your poo poo but didn't care enough to actually send you to the principal. You just prayed that none of the coaches or the principal would be walking the halls at the time because they would without a doubt paddle you.

I remember for a while in 8th grade they literally had a rule where if you failed to turn in homework you'd get a paddling. One day one of my teachers did a real lovely job telling us we had homework and so the next day none of us had any idea what she was asking for. So naturally she sent the entire class except for like 4 girls to the principal and he paddled all 20 or so of us in rapid fire fashion. I was next to last and he actually broke the paddle on me and let the other kid off. I was kinda pissed.

All in all it was pretty cool and makes for some neat stories.

dude stop i can only get so erect!!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

spacetoaster posted:

Can you link that episode? That sounds crazy and totally goes against actual southern baptist doctrine. I'd like to see it.

I'll try to find it. I haven't watched the show in years. It may not have been southern baptists, but they were definitely a protestant denomination. I just assumed since it had a southern baptist vibe. I'll link it when I find it.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Do It Once Right posted:

Australia has or had a reality TV series called "The World's Strictest Parents", wherein lovely parents send their delinquent children abroad to get some tough love. Because apparently aussies and kiwis feel like the US south has its poo poo together when it comes to families and education for some reason or other.

It features lovely things like a young gay teen getting forcibly baptized by Southern Baptists, and those boot camp programs which do jack and poo poo. So if you like the novelty of trading lovely incompetent parents for passive aggressive hovering adults who are differently bad, this might be the show for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ1SPpKyVd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p8f1w2WZ4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blcQMNAqVJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHuhrUhwSQg
America loves child abuse and can't get enough of it.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Do It Once Right posted:

I'll try to find it. I haven't watched the show in years. It may not have been southern baptists, but they were definitely a protestant denomination. I just assumed since it had a southern baptist vibe. I'll link it when I find it.

Just curious because the southern baptist churches that i've been involved with over the years take that stuff pretty seriously and you've got to be the one asking for it. And even then they'll barrage you with questions to check if your really sure.

And all that goes double for kids.

In the korea thread there was a guy who was getting paid to teach some teen how to be a "man". LIke, his parents thought a white dude with a beard was the bees knees in manliness. Stereotypes are funny sometimes.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

paco650 posted:

dude stop i can only get so erect!!

forgot about the time in math class where us boys were being too loud so coach took made us all go outside and paddled us one by one

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
have you all beaten your children to death yet

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

have you all beaten your children to death yet

My children play roller derby so I don't have to do all the work of beating them to death.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

JiveHonky posted:

it was called getting jumped, i learned that it sucks

It sure does.

It was pretty satisfying to shove one kid's face into a brick wall and then haymaker his friend while they weren't paying attention in retaliation, though. It was a much easier fight than when they decided they were going to beat on and harass me for months while teachers did nothing. There were only two of them instead of four hanging out and I had surprise! Grade school was cool.

What I learned is that when people hurt you for fun, your hurt them back harder, for real, and they leave you alone. I also learned that sometimes I guess you can draw blood on the playground and maybe break a nose and not get in trouble!

Moving every year or two was great, because I got to get singled out and bullied at each new place. Apparently possessing patience and not actually wanting to be violent were not good qualities to have when constantly switching schools. Also being fat, reading lots of books, drawing and being interested in nature and science were apparently bad ideas.

The point of this is, the kids that wouldn't leave me alone all had abusive parents and were also getting paddled at school, too. It was uncanny. Everywhere I went, the kids that got beat for discipline then took it out on me.

I always felt so terrible while on top of those assholes when I finally snapped, beating their faces over and over, pushing them down every time they tried to get up and getting a solid kick in before settling back in for pounding. I'd be crying and apologizing and saying that I wouldn't be doing this if they had just left me alone.

When I got paddled at school, I didn't learn a drat thing other than the Vice Principal or whoever enjoyed hitting children with wooden implements.

gently caress yeah! School was awesome and beating your children raises them up right!

At least high school was just awkward and I actually made friends and stuff.

I'm a huge loving pussy and this was really only about corporal punishment being lovely.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Pvt.Scott posted:

It sure does.

It was pretty satisfying to shove one kid's face into a brick wall and then haymaker his friend while they weren't paying attention in retaliation, though. It was a much easier fight than when they decided they were going to beat on and harass me for months while teachers did nothing. There were only two of them instead of four hanging out and I had surprise! Grade school was cool.

What I learned is that when people hurt you for fun, your hurt them back harder, for real, and they leave you alone. I also learned that sometimes I guess you can draw blood on the playground and maybe break a nose and not get in trouble!

Moving every year or two was great, because I got to get singled out and bullied at each new place. Apparently possessing patience and not actually wanting to be violent were not good qualities to have when constantly switching schools. Also being fat, reading lots of books, drawing and being interested in nature and science were apparently bad ideas.

The point of this is, the kids that wouldn't leave me alone all had abusive parents and were also getting paddled at school, too. It was uncanny. Everywhere I went, the kids that got beat for discipline then took it out on me.

I always felt so terrible while on top of those assholes when I finally snapped, beating their faces over and over, pushing them down every time they tried to get up and getting a solid kick in before settling back in for pounding. I'd be crying and apologizing and saying that I wouldn't be doing this if they had just left me alone.

When I got paddled at school, I didn't learn a drat thing other than the Vice Principal or whoever enjoyed hitting children with wooden implements.

gently caress yeah! School was awesome and beating your children raises them up right!

At least high school was just awkward and I actually made friends and stuff.

I'm a huge loving pussy and this was really only about corporal punishment being lovely.

this is pretty much what all studies on corporal punishment have found

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
My parents used to hit me, and I turned out just fine.

*Votes for yet another child murderer*

furiouskoala
Aug 4, 2007
We could pick between paddlings and a suspension. Everyone took the paddling, three or four whacks and you could go about your business.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




My husband lived in texas until he moved here and they were still doing that paddling poo poo when he graduated in 2009 afaik. He told me that kids had the choice of detention or paddling, and the paddling was at least over quicker. I was like ???? what the gently caress ???? and it's interesting to see I wasn't the only one who immediately thought it was creepy and gross, besides being terrible.

On the other hand he retaliated against a lot of people who would hit him/others for fun; it'd make them stop, like the poster above on this page mentioned, and the most punishment he got was detention. Meanwhile I wore a spiky collar to school in 8th grade and nearly got expelled.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
It sounds really cool to write on an internet forum but "powering up and going super saiyan to bring the flying fists of berszerker fury to the faces of your tormentors once you were pushed too far" wasn't a realistic option for me when I was bullied and beat up in high school. There were gangs and drug dealers and poo poo. I remember seeing some big muscle freak senior jumping and stomping on a kids head trying, I assume, to get the candy out the pinata. People would get hosed up like that fairly regularly. I was a skinny dork with sally jesse raphael glasses, not a tough guy. Its good that some of you cats could avenge yourselfs but like I said, that wasn't my circumstance.

In b4 getting called a beta bitch.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i like you jivehonky and i was also hit a lot in school too!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

It sounds really cool to write on an internet forum but "powering up and going super saiyan to bring the flying fists of berszerker fury to the faces of your tormentors once you were pushed too far" wasn't a realistic option for me when I was bullied and beat up in high school. There were gangs and drug dealers and poo poo. I remember seeing some big muscle freak senior jumping and stomping on a kids head trying, I assume, to get the candy out the pinata. People would get hosed up like that fairly regularly. I was a skinny dork with sally jesse raphael glasses, not a tough guy. Its good that some of you cats could avenge yourselfs but like I said, that wasn't my circumstance.

In b4 getting called a beta bitch.

One time I went to lens crafters to get some prescription sunglasses and I was looking for frames and the sales lady kept showing me these garish red Sally Jesse Raphael frames. I was like hey I think I want something else but she was like no. So I didn't get them and ended up getting contacts and oakleys. In retrospect the red frames would have gone well with my back brace and headgear and braces. But I became a beautiful swan, a lovely swan.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



id rather teachers beat their students with fists instead of their private parts

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Ff paddling a kid makes them smarter then repeatedly punching them in the head will make them literally Einstein.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Gamer With Dignity posted:

The alt-right is like "corporal punishment definitely works and that's why Mississippi is so smart :downs:"

"if corporal punishment is so bad how did i turn out ok?" is something i see shared on my social medias a lot from idiots

like, ya about that turnin out fine part

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Otisburg posted:

"if corporal punishment is so bad how did i turn out ok?" is something i see shared on my social medias a lot from idiots

like, ya about that turnin out fine part

Actually no more children need to be spanked

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

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Pvt.Scott posted:

Oh hell yeah! Missouri keep in' it shameful. I'd be proud if I weren't disgusted.

It's not like there's a lot to look forward to here.

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