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just gently caress your cat and pretend your downsy kid did it like everyone else op no NDA needed
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what about that goon that crushed a cat with his girth? is he still around?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lGGrw7b9xrM
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Jul 6, 2016 09:44
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Jesus what the gently caress is wrong with you people? OP, if you're that concerned about judgement from a vet, take it in and tell them it's a stray you've been feeding and you've grown concerned about it's health. Tell them you'd like it to get better if possible and, if not, you'd like it to be comfortable. Also not bonding with an animal after 4 years makes you sound like sociopath.
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Jul 6, 2016 11:24
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Post this same thread in Pet Island please
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Jul 6, 2016 11:59
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Its hosed up that you want to give it to a vet when there are so many starving ATMs around
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Jul 6, 2016 12:05
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gannyGrabber posted:Kill your family OP, this is a test
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Jul 6, 2016 12:07
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I miss my first family dog. He was an irish terrier named berti who was unbelievably dumb but a total teddybear. He'd go around the house letting himself be pet by everybody, if one person was tired of it he'd go to the next one. I also broke double digits at the "pretend to throw the ball but don't actually throw the ball game" he was such a retard. When it was time to put him down I stayed at home and cried because I couldn't bear to watch it, I wasn't living at home anymore. He was a good dog.
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Jul 6, 2016 12:07
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I find transporter 2 has a heavier dvd case, at least in the special edition
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Jul 6, 2016 12:09
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drive out to a vet that works near farms and poo poo, like out in the boonies. they are more hardcore and have no problem offing inconvenient animals
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Jul 6, 2016 12:25
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I heard a small flask of hydrocyanic acid will do the job, maybe or maybe not
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Jul 6, 2016 12:31
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If you don't care about the cat just put it in a trash bag and throw it in a dumpster.
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Jul 6, 2016 12:37
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No, OP, keep that cat alive for the next 20 years like the rest of these dumb loving goons insist gently caress that, if I start vomiting every day and making GBS threads on the couch, I've told my wife to take a shovel straight to my dome It won't be long now
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Jul 6, 2016 12:45
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ElGroucho posted:vomiting every day and making GBS threads on the couch, This is a good life for a cat, to the best of my knowledge
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Jul 6, 2016 12:56
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People who have cats instead of dogs deserve every brain worm they get if you ask me
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Jul 6, 2016 13:06
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This may be an unpopular opinion but I think if a pet has a hosed up illness or injury and will cost several thousand dollars to have a low chance of getting better, you have the vet put that pet down and get a new pet maybe. They're not people, they're animals.
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Jul 6, 2016 13:28
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Why would the vet judge you? It's their primary job to kill animals.
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Jul 6, 2016 13:32
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I don't even know what people or the op are arguing about. If the cats that old and that sick then yeah it should probably be put down. Unless the op was reluctant to do that for some reason because of cost/embarassment/I have no idea?? Do vets tend to yell at people if their pets get too old? I've never seen that any time I've had to take our really ancient pets in
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Jul 6, 2016 13:44
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vets that will submit an ANDA
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Jul 6, 2016 14:06
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Bundle of Keys posted:Why would the vet judge you? It's their primary job to kill animals. This is what I was gonna ask. Like, why are you coming up with plans to discreetly kill your cat when you can literally just take it to the vet and have the cat gassed for a nominal fee.
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Jul 6, 2016 14:06
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It sounds like this relationship isn't working out for you op, but I would take it to the humane society first.
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Jul 6, 2016 14:09
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Or just like, release the cat into the wild? No one will wonder where it's gone.
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Jul 6, 2016 14:11
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Applewhite posted:This is what I was gonna ask. Like, why are you coming up with plans to discreetly kill your cat when you can literally just take it to the vet and have the cat gassed for a nominal fee. For a slightly bigger fee they'll let you watch the process. I hear this is how Steve Spielberg got the idea for schindlers list.
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Jul 6, 2016 14:12
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Chrpno posted:I heard a small flask of hydrocyanic acid will do the job, maybe make sure to take your cat to a shelter before drinking it tho, op
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Jul 6, 2016 14:24
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Hmm yes I should ask GBS about this kind of thing when this kind of thing is a thing
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Jul 6, 2016 14:31
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if you go to do this, the vet will not care The braindead dropout vet tech girls will despise you and whisper wicca curses under their breath, though
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I had to put my 17 year old cat down last week. She also had chronic kidney failure, and only weighed five pounds. Apparently she had lost over 90% of her kidney function. It was the saddest thing I've ever done, but her quality of life was not going to improve, and she was miserable, lying around with her chin on her water dish. I drove her dead body to the arts and crafts store to buy an ink pad, so that I could take her little paw prints. Then I buried her in the woods where we used to live, although my shovel broke after I had only dug down around two feet, so I'm pretty sure raccoons are eating her right now. Anyway, if your cat has chronic kidney failure, there's not a lot that you can do for them. Putting your cat to sleep costs around $150. RIP Mr. Mittens. You were a great cat. 
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Jul 6, 2016 15:28
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Stay safe Mr. Mittens ghost.
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Jul 6, 2016 15:37
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drat you drove around with your pet's corpse? That's brutal. When my pet died I was too numb to do any of that poo poo I just signed whatever they handed me and let them incinerate his corpse. They did an acrylic paw print at the clinic though that was nice. Also it was February so there was no chance I could dig him a respectable grave in the frozen dirt.
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jwh posted:I had to put my 17 year old cat down last week. I think your dead cat may be broken.
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Jul 6, 2016 15:41
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Burying dead things is dumb but yeah burying dead animals is especially dumb cause somethings just gonna get at them. Always incinerate your dead pets and snort them
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Jul 6, 2016 15:42
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devour your dead pets, or its an insult to the starving african children you bourgeois scum
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a hole-y ghost posted:You took that line from xXx starring Vin Diesel I've never seen XXX starring Vin Diesel.
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Nuts and Gum posted:How do I find a judgement free vet? my cat is old as hell and has chronic kidney disease and weighs 5 1/2 pounds and pukes everywhere. I've only had him like 4 yeras but he's started getting sick half that time, so I barely know the guy. feel bad but my couch is hosed. What do you mean by "judgement free"? The majority of vets realize that people can't always treat everything because it cost money that many of us don't have. Unless you're talking about going to a vet you have no history with for the purpose of euthanizing your cat...
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Bored posted:What do you mean by "judgement free"? The majority of vets realize that people can't always treat everything because it cost money that many of us don't have. Unless you're talking about going to a vet you have no history with for the purpose of euthanizing your cat... From what I gather he plans to euthanize his cat at home then take it to the vet to dispose of the carcass, but doesn't want the fact that the cat's autopsy revealed detergent in its stomach to be made public because it would ruin his political career/social standing.
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City of Tampa posted:drive out to a vet that works near farms and poo poo, like out in the boonies. they are more hardcore and have no problem offing inconvenient animals Yeah, this is true. Also, if your current very knows the cat's history and that it is miserable and you have the blood work backing it up, they won't judge you for wanting to euthanize. Unless you're one of the weirdos who calls the clinic, says you don't want to pay for euthanasia and demands that the staff just give you the euthanasia solution to take home. I accidentally laughed at the dude who asked this. Euthanasia solution is a controlled substance. I understand he was poor, but really?
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Jul 6, 2016 15:57
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Could I have enough solution to put down let's say 160 pounds of cat?
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Applewhite posted:From what I gather he plans to euthanize his cat at home then take it to the vet to dispose of the carcass, but doesn't want the fact that the cat's autopsy revealed detergent in its stomach to be made public because it would ruin his political career/social standing. Ah. They won't necropsy the cat, that's expensive. although he could take the cat to the shelter for disposal. Or put it in the trash like people do with dead squirrels. Slow poison would be a terrible way to go, though.
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Reminder: all cats deserve death but especially sick ones. Do the right thing. Kill a cat.
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Please. All my cat does all day is post on the somethingawful forums instead of doing work because his job and life are pointless.
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