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Curdy Lemonstan posted:This aint me, this my gf, just wanna drop in and say that curdy is a big fat loving loser with zero ambitions in life and will soon wake up to a harsh adult world with no foundation to grow anything, trying to build a life upon nothing. I hope he dies. Put a ring on it
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IMO the failing English school system has provided the best material for this thread
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Jul 29, 2016 14:40
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ElGroucho posted:Hey guys, this isn't ElGroucho, this is his girlfriend, just posting for him because he really rocked my world, sorry if you are jealous Reminds me of the time in college when Crazy Audrey decided to hijack my computer and proceeded to IM my family members who were on-line and pull something like this and that was the day I found out my mom thought I was gay.
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Jul 29, 2016 14:59
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Moridin920 posted:if you really want a laugh I only did it because some other kid wore a top hat all the time and his nickname was 'tophat' and was fairly popular so I was like 'why does he get to have the only cool hat' do you live in an archie comic?
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I'm gonna get some beers in a cooler and go enjoy the nice weather this weekend at the park catching Pokémon and drinking some beers  also gonna have some Burger King
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm gonna get some beers in a cooler and go enjoy the nice weather this weekend at the park catching Pokémon and drinking some beers Wish I had a family to do that stuff with.
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Jul 29, 2016 15:21
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Lol my dude I'm going to get drunk by myself, my girlfriend works all day and she is PISSED I'm going to catch Pokémon without her :bigtran:
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Jul 29, 2016 15:22
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What's the point ify catching Pokemon they can't curl up with you in bed and keep you warm at night
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Captain Yossarian posted:Lol my dude I'm going to get drunk by myself, my girlfriend works all day and she is PISSED I'm going to catch Pokémon without her :bigtran: Lucky. If my wife is working all day and I'm off, it means I'm watching the kids and not Pokčmon hunting. Or doing anything, really.
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i'm gonna rock ur pussy again tonight baby just like last night ;^)
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Jul 29, 2016 15:45
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oh wow i accidentally posted that on the something awful forums how embarrassing i hope nobody notices
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this is brilliant
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romanowski posted:i'm gonna rock ur pussy again tonight baby just like last night ;^) Can we get one of our talented goon voice artists to read out the text messages that inspired this, because goddamn
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Jul 29, 2016 16:09
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Quoting from pages back because this kid rules.
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Tricky D posted:Quoting from pages back because this kid rules. He's the polar opposite of the nice guy- he's saying straight up what he's down for and not wasting anyone's time.
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Jul 29, 2016 16:27
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That kids got game like a wow expansion
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ElGroucho posted:Hey guys, this isn't ElGroucho, this is his girlfriend, just posting for him because he really rocked my world, sorry if you are jealous Account sharing is banable isn't it?
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Jul 29, 2016 16:34
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Captain Yossarian posted:Lol my dude I'm going to get drunk by myself, my girlfriend works all day and she is PISSED I'm going to catch Pokémon without her :bigtran: I just got back from an art gallery with my wife and when I turned to ask her what she thought of a video exhibit I saw she was awkwardly trying to conceal the fact that she was playing Pokemon while simultaneously trying to throw a pokeball at the exhibit trying to make it look like she was reading the programme really closely.
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Jul 29, 2016 16:38
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Males of the world: if she's catching pokemon at an art gallery, she's probably taken!
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That Door crap reminded me of this Nietzsche passage for some reason: “There was a time in our lives when we were so close that nothing seemed to obstruct our friendship and brotherhood, and only a small footbridge separated us. Just as you were about to step on it, I asked you: ‘Do you want to cross the footbridge to me?’ – Immediately, you did not want to any more; and when I asked you again, you remained silent. Since then mountains and torrential rivers and whatever separates and alienates have been cast between us, and even if we wanted to get together, we couldn’t. But when you now think of that little footbridge, words fail you and you sob and marvel.” e. from "The Gay Science"!
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The Door posted:"at this time hopefully you've set up the fact that you're also the man of her dreams and fulfil her emotional needs" 
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Cthulu Carl posted:I like how EVERY TIME these idiots bring up "Waaah, men in sitcoms are always incompetent!" they always use Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens in which both genders are equally loving incompetent and broken. plus when I watched Everybody Loves Raymond I always thought Ray was just trying to be a chill duder while his wife was a hysterical b*tch nonstop so idk that it really portrays anything 'good' about women other than I guess yeah she was good looking (is that all that matters to these people? yup)
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Jul 29, 2016 17:07
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lonesomedwarf posted:"Whereas most patterns are about getting a woman into bed, The Door is aimed at controlling her after you've started sleeping with her. Other patterns that you've used on her have anchored immense pleasure to you. The Door creates an anchor for the loss of that pleasure. that's some D.E.N.N.I.S. poo poo right there like woah dude these people have taken emotional abuse and refined it into techniques to get people to touch their weener that's hosed up as hell
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Jul 29, 2016 17:10
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they should just get religion and say God demands their weiners be touched
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Jul 29, 2016 17:17
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The herd could be culled with a series of coming-of-age rituals involving games of chicken, jumping over angry bulls, and other feats of strength.
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Jul 29, 2016 17:21
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Moridin920 posted:that's some D.E.N.N.I.S. poo poo right there Yes, but first you have to demonstrate value. *sad trombone*
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Jul 29, 2016 17:22
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Space Poodle posted:Yes, but first you have to demonstrate value. You demonstrate value by being a nice guy. Haven't you been reading the thread?
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Jul 29, 2016 17:25
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Moridin920 posted:plus when I watched Everybody Loves Raymond I always thought Ray was just trying to be a chill duder while his wife was a hysterical b*tch nonstop so idk that it really portrays anything 'good' about women other than I guess yeah she was good looking (is that all that matters to these people? yup) I never watch these shows but sometimes they're on mute in the background, and 90% of the time when I glance at the screen the wife is yelling at the husband about something. I know nothing about the plot other than "wife is pissed all the time".
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radiatinglines posted:they should just get religion and say God demands their weiners be touched but they're all diehard atheis- oh, wow. Checkmate, niceguys 
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Moridin920 posted:plus when I watched Everybody Loves Raymond I always thought Ray was just trying to be a chill duder while his wife was a hysterical b*tch nonstop so idk that it really portrays anything 'good' about women other than I guess yeah she was good looking (is that all that matters to these people? yup) There's an episode where she botches Thanksgiving dinner. Like, the only thing I remember is Patricia Heaton in a bathrobe and slippers sliding around and struggling to pick a turkey up off the kitchen floor and then she just chucks it in the oven because gently caress it. Ugh, why do they always show women as the smart ones?!
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Jul 29, 2016 18:14
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the guy didn't turn into a slobbering rage monster when rejected and call her a selfish bitch. unironically the best 'nice guy'.
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im just gonna bet that 95% of you are idiot
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gently caress da Mods posted:im just gonna bet that 95% of you are idiot It's me. I am 95% percent idiot.
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Everybody Loves Raymond presents a nightmare scenario of obnoxious people irritating one another for all eternity, as if trapped in some sort of family-themed purgatory.
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The only episode I remember of Everybody Loves Raymond was one where Debra was yelling at Ray about something, he brought up her being mean when she is on her period and played a recording of her screaming at him like a psychopath, and in response she burst into tears and was even more upset that he recorded her yelling at him.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:The only episode I remember of Everybody Loves Raymond was one where Debra was yelling at Ray about something, he brought up her being mean when she is on her period and played a recording of her screaming at him like a psychopath, and in response she burst into tears and was even more upset that he recorded her yelling at him. that sounds...uh...really funny....
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I just got a girl's number at a bar last night not gonna call her because lol at calling some chick you met at a bar
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Fat Shat Sings posted:The only episode I remember of Everybody Loves Raymond was one where Debra was yelling at Ray about something, he brought up her being mean when she is on her period and played a recording of her screaming at him like a psychopath, and in response she burst into tears and was even more upset that he recorded her yelling at him. She was legit the worst caricature of a shrew character you could have and I'm really amazed anyone would point to that as an example of 'female privilege' just bc the lady is more attractive than the dude (and tbh Ray wasn't even that dumpy so I really don't know what the gently caress). Like when it was on and I was a younger kid it'd be 50/50 whether I'd switch to something else just bc Debra's constant yelling and freaking out was a little too much man.
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