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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Citizen Tayne posted:

Movies and comics are to nerds what trucks are to rednecks.

Our go-to when we need to feel big

Reasonable grounds to hate a stranger forever over a difference of opinion

Getting bigger and more obscenely expensive every year

At the same time, growing generalized and non-specific to the point where they're almost entirely worthless

The easiest target if you need to provoke a furious reaction

We love to claim we're working on them despite not knowing the first thing

Going to kill us eventually




my god

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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

FlyinPingu posted:

to go back to "wife had a surprise baby" man

oh my gently caress thread redeemed

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Crane Fist posted:

Our go-to when we need to feel big

Reasonable grounds to hate a stranger forever over a difference of opinion

Getting bigger and more obscenely expensive every year

At the same time, growing generalized and non-specific to the point where they're almost entirely worthless

The easiest target if you need to provoke a furious reaction

We love to claim we're working on them despite not knowing the first thing

Going to kill us eventually




my god

Thank you.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Citizen Tayne posted:

Movies and comics are to nerds what trucks are to rednecks.

Crane Fist posted:

Our go-to when we need to feel big

Reasonable grounds to hate a stranger forever over a difference of opinion

Getting bigger and more obscenely expensive every year

At the same time, growing generalized and non-specific to the point where they're almost entirely worthless

The easiest target if you need to provoke a furious reaction

We love to claim we're working on them despite not knowing the first thing

Going to kill us eventually




my god
Funny Forum Quotes

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Augh, I hate it when I step into a puddle of CD in PYF. :argh:

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Hey. I got a really good funny post for you guys.

Xythe
Aug 4, 2010

Stop getting mad at video games. No stop insulting his mother what is wrong with you.

Travis343 posted:

Hello from the gas chamber

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Did the droid separatists ever find love and understand what it means to be human? This film sounds great.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

EmmyOk posted:

Did the droid separatists ever find love and understand what it means to be human? This film sounds great.

They definitely showed human emotions at many points.I agree with Roger Ebert that the first movie, ie. the Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars film.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Lunchmeat Larry posted:

"hmm, maybe A Goofy Movie was secretly about molestation", in response to a joke post, thrown into a bullheaded multiquote, is loving peak Tiggum

I didn't say that at all. I said it's not an invalid interpretation (because there is no such thing).

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Tiggum posted:

I didn't say that at all. I said it's not an invalid interpretation (because there is no such thing).

okay then, i interpret your posts as white supremacist rantings

you sick loving bigot

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Furnok Dorn posted:

gosh its a delight to come in here and see Behemoth Dipshits doing a Turd argument about idiot garbage instead of posting a funny quote

Funny Quote in the Funny Quotes thread!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Alaois posted:

okay then, i interpret your posts as white supremacist rantings

you sick loving bigot

My mother was a saint, you sunovabitch!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Alaois posted:

okay then, i interpret your posts as white supremacist rantings

you sick loving bigot

:shrug:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

"What if Bill and Ted had a totally excellent time in Silent Hill"

BioEnchanted posted:

Ted: Dude, is that, like, your father or something?

Bill: Nah man, can't be, no face. Also hasn't lectured me yet.

Both: Righteous! *Air guitar*

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Tiggum posted:

I didn't say that at all. I said it's not an invalid interpretation (because there is no such thing).

Post-modernism is a plague.

Akett
Aug 6, 2012

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

we're in hell and we should all be on fire because at least that way we would be able to feel something again

Just loving rename every subforum to this.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Never mind.

Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 15:42 on Aug 6, 2016

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Akett posted:

Just loving rename every subforum to this.

Subforum turf wars could be a fun summer event to coincide with Rio.

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
Saw lots of new replies in this thread and came looking for good quotes.

gently caress this thread and all who dwell within it.

KM Scorchio has a new favorite as of 18:17 on Aug 6, 2016

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Why did Han Solo brag about parsecs? Aren't they a distance unit?

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Hogge Wild posted:

Why did Han Solo brag about parsecs? Aren't they a distance unit?

I almost fell for this. Not today, hogge wild. Not today.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

ElGroucho posted:

If you like "Star *" anything you should probably just be shot in the street

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i kinda liked starwipe.com for a bit

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Aphrodite posted:

Like if we had an anthropology forum, or an art history forum, or a I guess anything else with either the words 'art' or 'history' in it forum, then they wouldn't stand out so much.

Hey, trad games is trying to change!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Avshalom posted:

zimboe is possibly the worst poster on this forum

Avshalom posted:

like if i could transport a very decomposed humpback whale corpse straight into one and only one person's living space i'd choose to do it to zimboe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



These quotes reflect very poorly on Avshalom.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Avshalom is probably my favorite D&D poster because you'll scroll past the stupidest semantic arguments in the Israel/Palestine thread, and then here's Avshalom talking about his keets or writing absurd poetry

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

KM Scorchio posted:

Saw lots of new replies in this thread and came looking for good quotes.

gently caress this thread and all who dwell within it.

I thought these posts were ban-worthy now

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Tiggum posted:

I didn't say that at all. I said it's not an invalid interpretation (because there is no such thing).

If there is no evidence in the text, it's invalid.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Improbable Lobster posted:

I thought these posts were ban-worthy now

If this is bannable but all those posts about star wars and Marx aren't just delete sa now and save us all the time.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Improbable Lobster posted:

I thought these posts were ban-worthy now

It gets you slapped with a probation in the Games subforum, dunno anything about it being across the board.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Geniasis posted:

If there is no evidence in the text, it's invalid.

Meaning is created not just by an individual text but by its context and the assumptions that the reader brings to it. An interpretation isn't invalid just because the reader made different assumptions or saw the text in a different context to you.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

no they will not posted:

Everyone has that one friend who got arrested for jacking off in public... if you don't, it's you!

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Shakill OReal posted:

Fire Keeper (a girl): Now please, great hero, you must consume the flame. End the world of light.

Goon: Y-you too! Uhh I mean. Uhm. Yes.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Tiggum posted:

Meaning is created not just by an individual text but by its context and the assumptions that the reader brings to it. An interpretation isn't invalid just because the reader made different assumptions or saw the text in a different context to you.

I dunno what if all Nute wanted was to bang Natalie Portman?

You're reading too much into this if you come to a different conclusion.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Improbable Lobster posted:

I thought these posts were ban-worthy now

Technically so should "lol" or posts with bad punctuation.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Solice Kirsk posted:

Technically so should "lol" or posts with bad punctuation.

l,ol;

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Reported! :mad:

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poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

thecluckmeme posted:

Avshalom is probably my favorite D&D poster because you'll scroll past the stupidest semantic arguments in the Israel/Palestine thread, and then here's Avshalom talking about his keets or writing absurd poetry

its spelled "semitic"

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