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Moridin920 posted:Ozymandias is dope gently caress him. He had to wait until the one true Alpha superhero - The Comedian - got old to take him out, didn't dare face him back when he was prime Alpha male! /PUA
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 23:38 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:03 |
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Sounds like the actions of a master strategist with patience and vision to me
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 23:44 |
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man that's gotta suck having a smokin mom and getting none of her genes. dad musta been some skeevy loser knocking someone up at 15.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 23:46 |
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Moridin920 posted:Ozymandias is dope it's the truth. dude was: super smart, rich, athletic, brutally handsome, a successful entrepreneur, owner of a cool pet, and probably pounded out a ton of dudes too of course weird internet men relate more to the weird, ugly hobo who had no friends and died a virgin
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 23:53 |
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Ozy watched a ton of TV tho
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 23:54 |
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Moridin920 posted:Yeah plus (i forgot thanks Pick) the 1-2 scale people being unfuckable theory doesn't account for people who legit just like "ugly" people. I like people with strong characteristics because the things they have that are unique are unique identifiers of them, it's charming as gently caress
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 23:56 |
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Ozy's basically a goon lol. ...well...except being the exact opposite in physical appearance.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 23:56 |
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Pick posted:I like people with strong characteristics because the things they have that are unique are unique identifiers of them, it's charming as gently caress oh come on.
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 23:57 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:oh come on. look, cumslut, some people like some things and other people like other things
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# ? Aug 30, 2016 23:59 |
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Moridin920 posted:look, cumslut, some people like some things and other people like other things everyone likes different food. doesn't mean anyone likes rotting meat.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:01 |
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client posted:it's the truth. While most of them are more like the naive overtly chivalrous fat goon with a gadget fetish, a man-cave, and impotence.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:03 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:everyone likes different food. doesn't mean anyone likes rotting meat. Why do you hate the French?
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:03 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:everyone likes different food. doesn't mean anyone likes rotting meat. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:03 |
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No one actually likes that. They eat it when they absolutely have to, and pretend to enjoy it as a tradition. There's a metaphor there.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:04 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:No one actually likes that. They eat it when they absolutely have to, and pretend to enjoy it as a tradition. There's a metaphor there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_aging https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermented_fish#Stinkheads https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fesikh https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igunaq pretty sure most people in here have had aged beef at least once in their life, most high end steakhouses have it by default. Different strokes for different folks.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:09 |
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Moridin920 posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_aging I'm talking real, rotting meat. Maggots, rotting juice etc.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:11 |
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I'm reading through Seņor hoverhands history and this whole drat thing holy poo poo this whole drat thing, I strong-emphasised some choice bits:quote:
From his other posts: quote:And as a result, you have lost me. You lost a sincerely nice guy who believed in you. And I hope that you are happy. Of all the men you could have destroyed, from the Chad Thundercocks to the real misogynists, you chose to destroy me simply because I was meek, respectful, and an easy target. You chose to destroy the soft-spoken virgin who wears a Holy Trinity necklace and purchases his mother flowers every night after work. You chose to destroy your only friend. quote:I'm the guy who drinks coffee and reads Edgar Allen Poe over the weekend. My life consists of school, church, masturbation, and a couple hobbies like reading and writing. Every once in a while I will roam around the mall aimlessly when I am bored and accompany my mother on her many hair appointments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPQ_Ac0uQr0
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:11 |
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I've also eaten hakarl and it's fine.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:11 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:everyone likes different food. doesn't mean anyone likes rotting meat. Llama face dude isn't rotting meat, he looks doleful and it's cute.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:12 |
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Somehow I think you're deliberately missing the point edit: Llama face dude aside, I'm sick of people trying to say there's no such thing as an ugly person
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:12 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:I'm talking real, rotting meat. Maggots, rotting juice etc. Som Tam Hoy Dong has fermented oysters in it, closest thing I can think of. There is casu marzu though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu quote:Derived from Pecorino, casu marzu goes above and beyond typical fermentation to a stage of decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei. These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese's fats. The texture of the cheese becomes very soft, with some liquid (called lagrima, Sardinian for "tears") seeping out. The larvae themselves appear as translucent white worms, about 8 mm (0.3 in) long.[2]
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:15 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:Somehow I think you're deliberately missing the point But you're missing the point my friend, 'ugly' is subjective as gently caress and what is horrendous to you might be perfectly fuckable to another. There is no universal standard of ugliness. Some people get off to eating poo ffs there's all kinds. Obv some are luckier than others in the looks department but I'm sick of people going 'you're a 1, you'll never get laid or have love just give up.'
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:15 |
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Ugly is relative, though most people have similar opinions about it granted. I guess if you've got a face like llama man you just might have to date a Pick .
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:16 |
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Moridin920 posted:Som Tam Hoy Dong has fermented oysters in it, closest thing I can think of. y'know it's possible to overextend a metaphor. The point is that while peoples tastes vary, there's a large area that everyone agrees sucks.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:16 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:I'm reading through Seņor hoverhands history and this whole drat thing holy poo poo this whole drat thing, I strong-emphasised some choice bits Holy poo poo
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:17 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:y'know it's possible to overextend a metaphor. The point is that while peoples tastes vary, there's a large area that everyone agrees sucks. There's a large area most people agree suck; I'm simply saying it isn't impossible for people with deformities or whatever to find love and in general the 1-10 thing is hella subjective. Some hot rear end girl might specifically have a fetish for large noses and eyes set wide apart, you never know and there's 0 reason to just give up because you didn't get blessed with good looks.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:17 |
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Moridin920 posted:But you're missing the point my friend, 'ugly' is subjective as gently caress and what is horrendous to you might be perfectly fuckable to another. There is no universal standard of ugliness. God that is such bullshit. Is the idea of admitting you beat someone in a competition really that hard? Pretending everyone is on an even footing is pretty cruel to the people who know they're not.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:18 |
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never thought i'd see a mom hotter than microwave's
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:19 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:God that is such bullshit. Is the idea of admitting you beat someone in a competition really that hard? Pretending everyone is on an even footing is pretty cruel to the people who know they're not. idk why finding a partner to fill a human need for companionship has to be some kind of competition bro yeah, it sucks for ugly people and it is easier for attractive people. that's no reason to just say screw it I'm a monster better just shut myself away.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:19 |
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the person's still ugly if everyone else in the world besides their partner thinks so.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:19 |
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Not everyone's on equal footing by a long shot, and yeah some stuff is stuff you can't change. But people on the whole are prettier than ever (no smallpox scars!) so I think humanity will keep managing to bang
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:20 |
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in general I think goons get angry at the thought of people who are happy despite hardships or whatever but mebbe I'm wrong seems like a lot of defensive people itt though
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:20 |
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Moridin920 posted:idk why finding a partner to fill a human need for companionship has to be some kind of competition bro it is literally a competition. there's this whole genetic selection thing you might have heard of
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:20 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:it is literally a competition. there's exactly 0% difference between humans and gibbons looking for partners. Gibbons are monogamous. Also I used to go to the zoo and do work near the gibbons because they'd sing to confirm their relationship every single day. Envied that lady gibbon for sure.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:21 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:it is literally a competition. there's exactly 0% difference between humans and gibbons looking for partners. I'm sorry you feel that way, it seems like a miserable place to be. Maybe if you stopped thinking about dating like you're a monkey seeking mates you'd have more luck?
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:21 |
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Pick posted:Gibbons are monogamous. yes, and then you have the gibbons that never mate. There's a reason I compared humans to them. Moridin920 posted:I'm sorry you feel that way, it seems like a miserable place to be. People get to be optimistic when they succeed
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:23 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:yes, and then you have the gibbons that never mate. There's a reason I compared humans to them. well give me his number
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:23 |
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do all nice guys have serious mommy issues? do they always have this weird unhealthy relationship with their mother???
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:24 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:People get to be optimistic when they succeed On the other hand if your strategy and theory has failed you then perhaps it is time to try an alternate path rather than despair and self pity.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 00:24 |
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Moridin920 posted:On the other hand if your strategy and theory has failed you then perhaps it is time to try an alternate path rather than despair and self pity. look, I'm nothing like the people in this thread, I just don't like it when people with massive advantages pretend they're on the same level as people without them. edit: I'm not even that unsuccessful at dating.
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