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Kwyndig posted:So yeah, massive idiot. I think that term is obsolete even if technically correct.
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captainOrbital posted:Rotary, dude. Oh gently caress me  I could make a joke about getting outdated engines mixed up but let's just all quietly acknowledge my gently caress up and move onPigsfeet on Rye posted:Jesus is she still your MIL? She must be quite the wreck if she looks that bad.. WTF is going on with the forehead? And the negative silhouette fingers? Ffffuuuuck Still my MiL but we're no longer in contact with her. Not because she looks like a hairless cat in a Ziggy Stardust wig, though. She's the closest living proof I've seen to the theory Roald Dahl put forward in The Twits. Tasteful Dickpic posted:"Questionable Sex Mushroom" is my Ministry cover band. I would come to that gig wearing a bright pink "JUST ONE FUNGUS" shirt and everything, you couldn't even stop me. E: After a quick look back at the Questionable Sex Mushroom picture again after reading Dickpic's comment, and holy gently caress I missed a few things, this dude has some loving travesties on his skin, lets break this poo poo down. Apologies for the use of colour to delineate these shitstains. But then if you're colourblind this dudes arm would be an indistinguishable mess anyway.  RED: The work the guys came in for that day. Weird looking tree which reminds me of the Redneck Trees from Something Positive, or maybe that spooky tree tattoo that Marilyn Manson has. YELLOW: I tried typing out a description for what this thing is several times but I just couldn't find the right combination of words. It kept coming out like a really creepy PornHub search string. Like, "Mature Juggalo Grandma Sexy Death Hand Disfigurement"? Truly there can be no future for the human race. BLUE: Aforementioned Questionable Sex Mushroom. JESUS ATE MY CHANTERELLE. GREEN: Along with hand disfigurement sex grandma, I missed Infected-eyes-for-tits android the first time. Wait, maybe it's like a bug eyed Darth Vader with emo MODOK hanging out above him? AQUA: Alright can anyone take a reasonable guess as to what this reads? CFID is the best I got. PURPLE: Rainbow gradient plague doctor. I kind of wish we had more shots of this guy, I want to see more of this incredible colour spray. There's totally a Ford or a Monster tattoo on him somewhere, I can smell it. DPM has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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Today in 'It Came From Facebook' (and out of a local shop...)
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Does tasteless 'tattoo artist' qualify for this thread...
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ricketyvickyt posted:Does tasteless 'tattoo artist' qualify for this thread... That dude needs to put on a shirt. And maybe, like, a face shield. Or a welding mask.
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Antivehicular posted:That dude needs to put on a shirt. And maybe, like, a face shield. Or a welding mask. And never be allowed to be in control of a tattoo machine ever! He looks like a walking std!
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that's a lotta meth sores and I say that as someone who gets the joy of scaring off meth head shoplifters
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"Furniture is not an option"
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That drat Satyr posted:Today in 'It Came From Facebook' (and out of a local shop...) That deer is begging to be shot
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ricketyvickyt posted:Does tasteless 'tattoo artist' qualify for this thread... This is horrifying. But at least he's using a stencil!
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ricketyvickyt posted:Does tasteless 'tattoo artist' qualify for this thread... Im playing resident evil 7 too.
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ricketyvickyt posted:Does tasteless 'tattoo artist' qualify for this thread... The compass is the best part.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:The compass is the best part. His dick is the most magnetic part of him.
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ricketyvickyt posted:Does tasteless 'tattoo artist' qualify for this thread... Reminds me of when my old neighbors had a tattoo party in their garage. I have a bunch of tattoos and they just couldn't understand why I didn't want to get one. I think about 75% of the people that got tattoos that day also got infections.
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mds2 posted:Reminds me of when my old neighbors had a tattoo party in their garage. I have a bunch of tattoos and they just couldn't understand why I didn't want to get one. I think about 75% of the people that got tattoos that day also got infections. Workmate came in with a lovely tattoo, said it took 2 4 hour setting and the guy just charged me $100  I have zero problem spending premium money for a premium artist. I do not understand people that don't.
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Cool to see Rattus P. Rattus has a new dayjob at least 
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DumbparameciuM posted:Cool to see Rattus P. Rattus has a new dayjob at least Seriously. I guarantee that photo was taken on, like, day 3 with no sleep.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:The compass is the best part. It can't be intentional, but it would be accurate whenever he faced North.
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DumbparameciuM posted:
Aqua is CFH - Cowboys From Hell. It's a Pantera tattoo to complete your Bingo card.
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Nothing can top Lady Gaga's horrifying and terrible Bowie tattoo  I just can't believe how terrible it is. She's a millionaire... why? How? And she's proud of it? E: in comparison, goon Kelly Doty's version (the eyes are supposed to be like that btw) 
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Thin Privilege posted:Nothing can top Lady Gaga's horrifying and terrible Bowie tattoo If Gaga got a good tattoo of Bowie it wouldn't look right with all her other lovely tattoos. Bad celebrity tattoos are one of the great mysteries. All I can figure is that they aren't willing to research a good artist or wait on an opening in their schedule, and so they just go with so-and-so from their circle's cousin who can be at their hotel room in an hour with an ounce to get them through the process.
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Kwyndig posted:This is basically it. They have the money, but touring performers at least don't have the time or the ability to rearrange their schedule around a busy artist's, so they get somebody who can drop everything and come do a tattoo when they have time. You have tatt gear, you're near my tourbus and willing to work for coke and starfuckery bragging rights? Get the gently caress in.
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More like fudge. Because rear end. Thank you.
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Snowy posted:Where's the praying fat guy? Look behind you
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Somfin posted:Look behind you
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there wolf posted:If Gaga got a good tattoo of Bowie it wouldn't look right with all her other lovely tattoos. Tim Duncan's biomech back piece makes me really sad  And only god knows what she puts in her rear end, so he's probably a good gudge.
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