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skooky
Oct 2, 2013

Fojar38 posted:

Actually that scene is fine and amusing and its getting pretty funny to see all these people coming in linking normal scenes and going "Wow isn't this bad?"

sorry you feel that way

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Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Fojar38 posted:

thanks for posting a gif with endgame plot details visible at the top of the screen, fucker

is it? just seems like a name, I'll edit the post.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


JBP posted:

I just watched the end of the game ama (it's bad).

I literally can't believe how bad and empty it is

this awful song in the credits too, holy poo poo

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I can't believe someone looked at halo 4 and said, "let's get the dude who made that happen to work for us"

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Fojar38 posted:

Actually that scene is fine and amusing and its getting pretty funny to see all these people coming in linking normal scenes and going "Wow isn't this bad?"

Someone posts that clip every 30 minutes as if they're the first one to discover it, and every time I watch it I like it more. It's legitimately charming and funny.

I think some people have managed to forget that Mass Effect games have always had a trashy pulp feel to the dialogue.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

JBP posted:

I just watched the end of the game ama (it's bad).

:toot:

Is that stream recorded anywhere? I wanna watch.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Fojar38 posted:

thanks for posting a gif with endgame plot details visible at the top of the screen, fucker

Its literally just a name, are you so incredibly sensitive and insanely defensive of this game that the word "Meridian" triggers you?

cams
Mar 28, 2003


MadBimber posted:

so wait is the actual game out or what? people still playing out their ten hours?
some people have game. i have game. it's pretty good. i like game.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Fojar38 posted:

Actually that scene is fine and amusing and its getting pretty funny to see all these people coming in linking normal scenes and going "Wow isn't this bad?"

More astonishing self-owns.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Admiral Ray posted:

:toot:

Is that stream recorded anywhere? I wanna watch.

Don't know, I'm sure it will get loaded somewhere shortly for posterity.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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cams posted:

some people have game. i have game. it's pretty good. i like game.

you sound like you're owning yourself pretty hard

Turbl
Nov 8, 2007


Don't worry the REAL ending will come as a $15 DLC sometime after release.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

precision posted:

Someone posts that clip every 30 minutes as if they're the first one to discover it, and every time I watch it I like it more. It's legitimately charming and funny.

I think some people have managed to forget that Mass Effect games have always had a trashy pulp feel to the dialogue.

I feel like no one is using the word pulp correctly in this thread

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Zelder posted:

I feel like no one is using the word pulp correctly in this thread

much like how nobody is using the word "bad" correctly

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Zelder posted:

I feel like no one is using the word pulp correctly in this thread

Pulp is what you become if you are sync killed.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Fojar38 posted:

much like how nobody is using the word "bad" correctly

You don't have the will to take Meridian!

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Turbl posted:

Don't worry the REAL ending will come as a $15 DLC sometime after release.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
spoilers for the end of the game:


Ryder: I don't believe in endings.

Game ends.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

much like how nobody is using the word "bad" correctly

please don't include me in your weird thread power play

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Pulp is what you become if you are sync killed.

heyooo

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

The entire purpose of this game is to get high and laugh at the main characters weird face. How is this triple AAA title 60 bucks when it's 15 hours long, maybe 20 with side quests?

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Pathfinder Ryder has become a legend. Now you can continue to build that legend through further gameplay and downloadable content.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Wait gently caress the actual quote is

You lack the will to take Meridian!

MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILERS FOR GOTY MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA GUYS FOJAR38 SAID SO

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

1stGear posted:

Wait gently caress the actual quote is

You lack the will to take Meridian!

MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILERS FOR GOTY MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA GUYS FOJAR38 SAID SO

Nice meltdown(tm)

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Pathfinder Ryder has become a legend. Now you can continue to build that legend through further gameplay and downloadable content.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

XyrlocShammypants posted:

The entire purpose of this game is to get high and laugh at the main characters weird face. How is this triple AAA title 60 bucks when it's 15 hours long, maybe 20 with side quests?

The stream descended into anarchy when Ryder made a face during the game's climax. It was legitimately funny.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Arglebargle III posted:

More astonishing self-owns.

I took mine to the beach and now it won't work.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

people die if they are sync killed!

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


XyrlocShammypants posted:

The entire purpose of this game is to get high and laugh at the main characters weird face. How is this triple AAA title 60 bucks when it's 15 hours long, maybe 20 with side quests?

Even in the ending the protagonist gave the silliest of faces while looking at the crew, it was hilarious

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Fojar38 posted:

much like how nobody is using the word "bad" correctly

Fortunately, people have been using "garbage fire" correctly.

E.g. "Mass Effect Andromeda is a garbage fire."

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Turbl posted:

Don't worry the REAL ending will come as a $15 DLC sometime after release.

If they're copying ME1 slavishly this might not be true for the first time in a decade :shepface:

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I wouldn't say it's a garbage fire, but I would say it's way below what I would consider acceptable from AAA developer in a lot of areas

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Ok I was against the whole doomsaying about this game but after watching the whole ending/post-ending sequence I genuinely believe the game is bad

They do rip off ME 1 when after the whole ending shenanigans you have to pick a Council member for the Nexus

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
Guy who streamed the ending said the whole game's about 20 hours long, with side missions.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Zelder posted:

people die if they are sync killed!

If you get sync killed in the game you get sync killed in real life!!

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

frajaq posted:

Ok I was against the whole doomsaying about this game but after watching the whole ending/post-ending sequence I genuinely believe the game is bad

They do rip off ME 1 when after the whole ending shenanigans you have to pick a Council member for the Nexus

so basicaly everyone good left after DA2 or is working on DA 4 so they hired the dumb gently caress who wrote halo 4.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Zelder posted:

I wouldn't say it's a garbage fire, but I would say it's way below what I would consider acceptable from AAA developer in a lot of areas


frajaq posted:

Ok I was against the whole doomsaying about this game but after watching the whole ending/post-ending sequence I genuinely believe the game is bad

The final sequence of the game is abysmal by any standards.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Perhaps game is bad, but is it like Fallout 4 "bad" where if you only care about some aspects of it you can enjoy yourself for hundreds of hours?

Wait, no, it's not as mod friendly so that may kill it right there.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Minrad posted:

Guy who streamed the ending said the whole game's about 20 hours long, with side missions.

did he rush it?

Rookersh
Aug 19, 2010
The game ends without finishing up the core plotline, and instead plops out a "The story continues with DLC."

I knew a lot about what they were doing with the Kett, and even the things they used to further explain the ME3 ending ( please avoid this, it ruins the og series entirely ), but even I didn't know that.

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
So uh, where do i go next for the mass effect itch then

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