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I'd believe you if you said Battlencars was a German word ich battle gern
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What do you say to someone with the #1 Dick Sucker tattoo? "Welp, I'll take that bet"?
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Bored posted:I read it as "we all have battlencars". I don't understand. Do they take their cars to derbies? Wait! Is it "battlescars"? Yeah. When I learned cursive the lowercase "s" kinda looks like an "n" or "p" depending on how your script is, so it's probably a hosed up cursive "s" thrown into regular lettering.
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Apr 21, 2017 17:32
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:What do you say to someone with the #1 Dick Sucker tattoo? "Welp, I'll take that bet"?  http://oglaf.com/SAT/
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They are all about a finger in the butt during blowjobs in Olaf comics. Wrong thread.
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Field Mousepad posted:They are all about a finger in the butt during blowjobs in Olaf comics. Prostate stimulation is a hell of a drug.
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Field Mousepad posted:They are all about a finger in the butt during blowjobs in Olaf comics. Sorry your sex game is so weak your partner doesn't even have to do butt stuff in order to win the trophy?
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Apr 21, 2017 20:24
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Now there's a tattoo you can set your watch to.
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While I was a field mechanic for United Rentals my shop manager found out I could draw and he jokingly said he wanted a tattoo design of a flying dick with semen dribbling out of it. I thought he meant he wanted me to design one right then so I took twenty minutes to doodle it. Imagine a cherub with little angel wings except it's an erect penis with squiggly hairs on the ballsack. I presented it to him and he growled at me to get back to work. He had the tattoo a couple weeks later.
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there wolf posted:Sorry your sex game is so weak your partner doesn't even have to do butt stuff in order to win the trophy? I'm not knocking it but they do it in every single bj scene(panel?) it seems like.
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Field Mousepad posted:I'm not knocking it but they do it in every single bj scene(panel?) it seems like. If you know what you like...
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The Lemondrop Dandy posted:http://imgur.com/SpCXwLt mildly NSFW 
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Apr 21, 2017 22:37
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I just wish it was more defined as a heart shape
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Bored posted:I read it as "we all have battlencars". I don't understand. Do they take their cars to derbies? Wait! Is it "battlescars"? Battlecrab!  Which is actually okay if lacking any depth or straight lines (so poo poo then?), but at least that scratcher BMX is there to offset it.
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Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Tasteless Tattoos: We aU hare BattlencaRb
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I can't tell if this is above someone's rear end crack or on someone's neck. The latter would be horrific, yet funny. rydiafan posted:We aU hare BattlencaRb I read this as "we all have Battlecare" like AppleCare and I was confused, do they love AC so much they wanted a similar thing on their arm? Battlecare like, it repairs your suicidal thoughts or depression or whatever. I don't get what my brain is doing.
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chitoryu12 posted:Yeah. When I learned cursive the lowercase "s" kinda looks like an "n" or "p" depending on how your script is, so it's probably a hosed up cursive "s" thrown into regular lettering. I write "s", "g" and "f" exactly the same way so sometimes I can't figure out what the gently caress I wrote down. Not good for shopping lists.   E: gently caress sorry for double post Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 23:30 on Apr 21, 2017 |
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Thin Privilege posted:I can't tell if this is above someone's rear end crack or on someone's neck. The latter would be horrific, yet funny. Pretty sure that's a cleavage tat.
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whypick1 posted:Pretty sure that's a cleavage tat.  At first I thought that too but didn't want to believe it
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Tasteless Tattoos: We aU hare BattlencaRb We are ALL Battlecrab, in our hearts.
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Pastry of the Year posted:We are ALL Battlecrab, in our hearts. Cash Crab has a cousin?
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whypick1 posted:Pretty sure that's a cleavage tat. Yup https://imgur.com/a/xy03l
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:What do you say to someone with the #1 Dick Sucker tattoo? "Welp, I'll take that bet"? http://oglaf.com/gifted/
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:What do you say to someone with the #1 Dick Sucker tattoo? "Welp, I'll take that bet"? 
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grapefruit your man [sound of two panthers fighting]
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Gromit posted:Battlecrab! I am irrationally irritated by the fact that it says BMX, but the crab isn't riding one. A Battlecrab riding a BMX would be cool.
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The belly button is the worst part of that picture
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Elsa posted:grapefruit your man You gotta post the video when you quote that.
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Snowy posted:The belly button is the worst part of that picture Looks like a baby Quato in there. I just remembered this girl who worked at the Quiznos by where my job used to be had the red Budweiser crown logo (with no outline so unless you were within 5' of her it looked like a rash) on one wrist, Hatchetman on the other. Needless to say, I did not hit her. Here, have some a sampling of "Budweiser crown tattoo" GIS:  I really hope that's paint...or road rash...hell, even necrotizing fasciitis would be better.  Couples tattoos are tacky (says the guy who has a matching tattoo  ), but ignoring that, those crowns are just...sad. I'm glad for everyone's sake there's not a higher-quality version of this image. Did the scratcher just say "gently caress it" when it came to filling in the B?  I think that's supposed to say "Reveal" but it looks more like "Revael" and the more I read it the more pissed I get.  I didn't realize Budweiser came in cans that were only 1" thick  Me trying to read this:  "California", btw
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The one in the middle says Neveah, which is a name people give their daughters because it's "heaven" backwards.
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Field Mousepad posted:You gotta post the video when you quote that. I play the audio clip on my phone in random places and look to see who recognizes it
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AlbieQuirky posted:The one in the middle says Neveah, which is a name people give their daughters because it's "heaven" backwards. Ah, now I see it. Pretty weak-rear end N and H if you ask me.
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:What do you say to someone with the #1 Dick Sucker tattoo? "Welp, I'll take that bet"? I read it as 'dick ducka' and was trying to figure out what the gently caress it meant 
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BrigadierSensible posted:I am irrationally irritated by the fact that it says BMX, but the crab isn't riding one. I'm going as fast as I can, ok? Hirayuki posted:That's actually the 1# Dick Sucker. Sucker of one-pound dicks or one-pound sucker of dicks? Yeah I just noticed that. Welp, I'll take that bet. cyberia posted:I read it as 'dick ducka' and was trying to figure out what the gently caress it meant I guess like cock blocker? Or "She keeps duckin the dick, man, she's a straight up prude for real."
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CaWouua
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Califoiiiiia Loiie
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