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Cumslut1895 posted:sounds like the kind of person who later turns out to have been a serial rapist As profoundly weird as it is as a separate story, that whole thing reads like something you'd find in the "biography" section of the Wikipedia article on a serial rapist. Hope they catch him before it escalates to that.
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That's the immovable object not the unstoppable Force you dunce. Can't believe someone wouldn't recognize the blob
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:That's the immovable object not the unstoppable Force you dunce. Can't believe someone wouldn't recognize the blob I dunno, I was imagining that he smelled the burgers and just started instinctually running at the building juggernaut style, crashing through the concrete outer wall to get at the delicious food inside, and I'm also further imagining that the cops found him sitting on the kitchen floor, just inside the hole in the wall, covered in concrete dust and rubble, chomping away at cold hamburgers with a crazed look in his eyes and a smile on his face.
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Well yes that all did happen but
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Azathoth posted:the juggernaut really let himself go "I'm the Burggernaut *belch*"
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Lime Tonics posted:A serial “spanker” is on the loose, spanking women at random At my college we had a 'hugger mugger'. For like 2 months he wandered around and would come up behind people, male and female, hug them hard for like 10 seconds then run away. And another guy dubbed the 'polite rapist' (despite never raping anyone that we know of). He would go around the dorms trying all the women's rooms doors to find one that was unlocked. Walk inside the room, gently wake up a girl while she was sleeping then ask her if she would have sex with him. When they said no he would just leave.
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Were these full burgers, like with buns and cheese and whatnot, or just the patties? I'm just trying to work out the logistics of this, as it seems like 14 minutes isn't enough time to prepare fully enjoyable burgers all while consuming two gallons of soda.
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L0cke17 posted:At my college we had a 'hugger mugger'. For like 2 months he wandered around and would come up behind people, male and female, hug them hard for like 10 seconds then run away. There's a townn in Alabama that has as it's sole claim to fame a folklore character known as Hugging Molly, who will chase people down, hug them really hard, scream in their ear, then vanish mysteriously. I've driven through and it's about as fun a place as you'd imagine.
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Bart Fargo posted:Were these full burgers, like with buns and cheese and whatnot, or just the patties? I'm just trying to work out the logistics of this, as it seems like 14 minutes isn't enough time to prepare fully enjoyable burgers all while consuming two gallons of soda. not with that attitude it's not 
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College towns have weird criminals. I lived in one where a guy was breaking into people's houses and stealing their shoes. When he was caught he had a basement full of them.
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L0cke17 posted:And another guy dubbed the 'polite rapist' (despite never raping anyone that we know of). He would go around the dorms trying all the women's rooms doors to find one that was unlocked. Walk inside the room, gently wake up a girl while she was sleeping then ask her if she would have sex with him. When they said no he would just leave. That's hilarious and terrifying
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Solice Kirsk posted:OK, which one of you is this?
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L0cke17 posted:And another guy dubbed the 'polite rapist' (despite never raping anyone that we know of). He would go around the dorms trying all the women's rooms doors to find one that was unlocked. Walk inside the room, gently wake up a girl while she was sleeping then ask her if she would have sex with him. When they said no he would just leave. Sounds like a grown up version of the kid on the bus I ride to work. He's maybe 18 or 19 and will just get up from his seat, walk up and crash into the seat next to young women and try to strike up a conversation with them. He's completely harmless, but obviously totally creeps out his victims, so I got out of my seat this morning and told him to knock it off. I guess I scared the kid pretty badly, because he ran out of the bus when I tried to explain to him that his pick-up routine isn't really working. Then some lady chewed me out for "picking on retards."
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Blue Footed Booby posted:There's a townn in Alabama that has as it's sole claim to fame a folklore character known as Hugging Molly, who will chase people down, hug them really hard, scream in their ear, then vanish mysteriously. That just sounds like a fetish that segued into legend.
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The MSJ posted:Married man in India has no money to take his girlfriend on vacation, so he gives her a fake plane ticket and then sent letters to the authority alerting them of a terrorist threat he made up. I didn't catch that until I was reading the article. He's definitely a smart man
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Flyball posted:That just sounds like a fetish that segued into legend. Some legends have a really bizarre core. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:That's the immovable object not the unstoppable Force you dunce. Can't believe someone wouldn't recognize the blob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzHDvzGmmw0
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At the end of this NYT feature:quote:Rachel Dolezal will answer readers’ questions on Facebook at 12:15 p.m. Eastern on Tuesday. Ms. Dolezal was the president of the N.A.A.C.P. chapter in Spokane, Wash. and a university instructor in African-American studies before she attracted national attention in June 2015 for her embrace of a racial identity she was not born or raised in. Send your questions for her to racerelated@nytimes.com. 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:At the end of this NYT feature: kill all white, imo
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Absurd Alhazred posted:At the end of this NYT feature:  She might not be born black but some of her wiki editing critics sure seems to accept her as such. 
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Rachel Dolezal is like a real life case of the white people in Get Out. However, if she watches Get Out, she might actually develop a fear of getting kidnapped by by crazy white people. People actually has an easier time accepting Paris Jackson as a black woman.
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Paris Jackson was actually raised by black people. Also there's a chance, however unlikely, that her father was black.
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Jasper Tin Neck posted:Sounds like a grown up version of the kid on the bus I ride to work. There's this autistic guy on the bus I take sometimes (no, it's not me) who is constantly trying to strike up awkward conversations with random girls. I'd be pretty annoyed in their place, but surprisingly they seem okay with it and never tell him to gently caress off.
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Prison inmates involved in a computer recycling program build their own computer to download movies, pornography and commit identity fraud.
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Ijeoma Oluo wrote an incredible article about Rachel Dolezal. I don't know if Dolezal is mentally ill or just a complete rear end in a top hat or both. Paris Jackson's father was black, whether or not he was her biological father. If she says she's black, she's black as far as I'm concerned, because her dad was black and her grandma who mostly raised her is black. Dolezal is just making poo poo up. There was an amazing thing a couple of years back when Jay Smooth and an older black lady activist were on TV together and the older activist was all, "Why are you such an expert in black culture" and Jay Smooth was, "Well, I am black myself" and she was super embarrassed. Awkward for everybody.
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Frozen hash browns recalled due to possible golf ball contamination http://www.ktvu.com/news/250122190-story
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Lime Tonics posted:Frozen hash browns recalled due to possible golf ball contamination If the current thread title wasn't funnier I'd suggest: quote:Eating pieces of golf ball could pose a choking hazard or cause physical injury to the mouth.
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Quiet Feet posted:"I'm the Burggernaut *belch*"
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mrkillboy posted:Prison inmates involved in a computer recycling program build their own computer to download movies, pornography and commit identity fraud. They had like 5-6 Ethernet cable coming out of the ceiling
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Brexit was necessary before the EU made gorilla marriage mandatory.
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Lime Tonics posted:Frozen hash browns recalled due to possible golf ball contamination I blame the farmer. You should never rotate crops between potatoes and golf-balls in the same field.
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AlbieQuirky posted:Ijeoma Oluo wrote an incredible article about Rachel Dolezal. I don't know if Dolezal is mentally ill or just a complete rear end in a top hat or both. 
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"Man ate from brother's rear end crack, died" would have been better.
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He Was Searching For Intersexual Pigs And Ended Up Finding The World's Rarest Dog
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Bogan King posted:He Was Searching For Intersexual Pigs And Ended Up Finding The World's Rarest Dog "Boar Taint" is now a phrase I know.
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