Segmentation Fox posted:

Does anyone know the origins of the "please don't sing Dragula" thing? It cracks me up whenever someone references it.

Choco1980 posted:

Dumb Marketing Moves: Apparently Jet Fuel DOES Melt Goon Brains

Segmentation Fox posted:

Does anyone know the origins of the "please don't sing Dragula" thing? It cracks me up whenever someone references it.

The Golden Man posted:

me: mom i think i may be in trouble for getting $1300 in american money on a donation website by saying I have leukemia please dont sing dragula
mom: dead i am the one
me, sobbing: please please i got a phone call from the canada revenus agency
my dad via speakerphone: conquering the worm

purple death ray posted:

I always loved the ones where the parents are just doing the nonsense crooning from that one pearl jam song or whatever, someone post that

theflyingorc posted:

it's the "we-ell the dogs will find her" one

that's the song, I don't have the post

GoldfishStew posted:

Thank you (I guess?) to whoever got me the avatar. I will say, the Real Doll molds are pretty great and the customization you can do is insane. Not to give TMI but the fact that I can't BE with my girlfriend while she's away but I can still be with a vaginal facsimile has made a huge difference. Laugh if you want but it's just like LD couples that FaceTime regularly (which we also do). Thought y'all fellow figure-heads would understand my appreciation but to each their own! Enjoy your horsie, freak. It's a friggin kids show...

GoldfishStew posted:

You know what, I always thought you guys treated the batman equipment guy meanly and now I feel it too. There's nothing worse than elitist bully nerds. They're all toys. You all spend money on loving toys. One of you admitted to buying a my little pony and tried to justify it by ball bearings. And im the loving freak? gently caress off.

Capn Beeb posted:

I saw a squirrel three weeks ago. The last time I saw one was over a year. There used to be a lot of them, then a few years back a father and son duo drove up next door and the kid was hanging out the window with a shotgun blasting squirrels out of trees. They both hopped out and kept going as the property owner came out of his house, threw a stuffed envelope in the truck, and went back inside. The retrievable squirrels went in the truck bed, but some still lingered in the limbs.

I miss squirrels.

Nowadays the neighbor kids have taken to shooting songbirds with pellet guns. Not to eat, as they're doing far better than anyone else in town financially and all, but just for something to do.

theflyingorc posted:

it's the "we-ell the dogs will find her" one

that's the song, I don't have the post

Chichevache posted:

Pirate Radar posted:

This kills the joke.

Archyduke posted:

My elementary school was briefly but extravagantly invested in Garfield, to the extent that there was an afternoon Garfield Club (where people just hung around in the library drawing Garfield, I guess?) and eventually Garfield books and paraphenalia were banned. After the ban kids would covertly swap Garfield digests behind the gas station half a mile down the road from the school. This was in the mid-90s so as far as I know well after the cartoon ended. Chalk it up to extraordinary delusions and/or the madness of crowds I guess. I remember a friend's very first AOL screenname being Knights_Odie and I assure you there was not a trace of irony involved.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

I was walking through the farmers market the other day and I came across a little stand selling bracelets and poo poo for a few dollars.

I figured this thread hasn't been nuked in a while... so.



Get wrecked Goons.

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Dead Reckoning posted:

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Do you have to be a watch weirdo to understand this

purple death ray posted:

I always loved the ones where the parents are just doing the nonsense crooning from that one pearl jam song or whatever, someone post that

Smythe posted:

Thinking about the buff mom and dad and our friend werthog (slouching, miserable, world-weary and his nongender bae sitting at the dinner table and I'm laughing. Werthog is the best poster in YOSPOS

Smythe posted:

Werthog wife screaming incoherently for no reason and weeping while he blankly stares into space as mom and dad do epic curls and overhead presses in the beautiful sun drenched foyer.

Smythe posted:

Werthog so house poor he sits on a nearly completely disintegrated side-of-the-road couch in an otherwise empty room a block away from Tori. He stares dejectedly at the floor as his wife angrily fills an adult coloring book and his buff dad, shirtless and glistening with a fine sheen of saccharine sweat installs an in-window a/c unit.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Dr. Tim Whatley expressed his opinion of another goon's fashion choices by printing out his post and pissing on it.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Behold, the product of superior genes and racial superiority:

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Sieg HEEY YOUUU GUUUYYYYYS

Dead Reckoning posted:

Dr. Tim Whatley expressed his opinion of another goon's fashion choices by printing out his post and pissing on it.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Do you have to be a watch weirdo to understand this

Dead Reckoning posted:

Dr. Tim Whatley expressed his opinion of another goon's fashion choices by printing out his post and pissing on it.

Spanish Manlove posted:

Yeah that's a totally normal and not gross way to post.

Perestroika posted:

For context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ

Pastry of the Year posted:

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Perestroika posted:

For context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ

FactsAreUseless posted:

Putting a horse head in a human's bed is intimidating, but guess what: it's even more effective on horses.

Pick posted:

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

I'm being an insensitive jerk but "Retarded Snail People" is hilarious to me.

The Kins posted:

They're slow in more ways than one!

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Frankly, if one of the emergent behaviors of your system is minecraft cummies, you're better off scrapping the whole project and starting over. I don't care how omniscient you are, there's no amount of debugging that's going to salvage your creation at that point.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Spanish Manlove posted:

Yeah that's a totally normal and not gross way to art.

om nom nom posted:

What is that from? Neural network poo poo is always hilarious, I'd love to see the context of that.

Comptroll The Forums posted:

I was about to write something pithy, but then I realized a line of educational children's books where historical figures meet flatulent video game characters is probably a million dollar idea

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Like, Benjamin Franklin helps Sonic stop farting with the help of his farmers almanac, lightning rod and experience as a US diplomat

syscall girl posted:

gently caress Sonic

Benjamin Franklin and the Hemp Collective Battle Anti-dissectionism

Female sidekick all with a bag on her head

It's okay kids, he does

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Yeah but who's farting you didn't mention any farting ??

syscall girl posted:

*ahem* it was called 'wind' back then

how do you think they get the kite up?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

We don't need a modern YA author to write a fart book involving Benny Franklin. Franklin invented fart books.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly

Railing Kill posted:

Yep, books about farts sure do exist. No argument here. But I still don't think it's a prudish opinion to say that most of these are a waste of space in a fuckin library.

Guy Goodbody posted:

You know who else thought he should get to decide what books shouldn't be allowed in libraries?

Railing Kill posted:

Mods, please change my name to Fart Book Hitler. tia

Karate Bastard posted:

Funny picture thread suddenly went fast and furious down a tangent on books on farting Minecraft Steve.

Also these are pretty great:

Improbable Lobster posted:

https://twitter.com/mircomusolesi/status/871017926387798016

haveblue posted:

good on them to leverage web services

Mak0rz posted:

I know of a couple of nerds that have been together since they were like twelve and are so inseparable that everyone refers to them by a portmanteau of their first names (e.g. "brangelina"). She apparently "doesn't like sex very much" so the boyfriend once jury rigged a home made dick sleeve out of latex gloves and packing tape and used that regularly.

They got married like last year in a wedding where everyone dressed in cosplay.