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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Maybe evil coop is nice to Audrey because who wouldn't with those eye brows and dance moves

Maybe love is enough

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And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

moist turtleneck posted:

Maybe evil coop is nice to Audrey because who wouldn't with those eye brows and dance moves

Maybe love is enough

The doppelganger is definitely into love taps, I know that much.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer

Modrasone posted:

I've seen this theory a lot over the last few days and its nice to know that Twin Peaks internet discussion is still thinly veiled Audrey Horne rape fantasies after all these years. Oh no hang on it makes me want to chew my wrists.

Haha what even is this post? You're saying a lot more about yourself than the people you're complaining about.

Modrasone
Jul 27, 2008

HE WANTS THIS AND SO SHOULD YOU!
Nah, not stuff that's said here but on the other discussions I've seen around the net, not here. I was reading some board or other and the conversation went from "maybe this Richard is Audrey's son" to "well she would have been in the hospital after the bomb in the bank and security seemed pretty lapse" in about 5 posts and stayed on that theme to that point where you start using the page down key rather than the scroll wheel.

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
.....oh no :ohdear:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
It's funnier if it's Billy Zane's kid from the first and only time they had sex.

Modrasone
Jul 27, 2008

HE WANTS THIS AND SO SHOULD YOU!
I hope it's neither. Audrey's one character I feel was wrapped up pretty well in the original run. Fell in love with the Agent, went too far, got knocked back gently and found love elsewhere. The only remaining resolution with her character is whether she is alive and the book gave us that one. Her name was thrown around a lot as the possible owner of the big New York camera box thing and I don't really like that idea either, I'd rather see some other character introduced to widen the scope of the story. I'd like there to be more people interested / aware of the Lodges and whatnot than just people from the original run.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I personally think it's Aubrey's brothers kid

Maarak
May 23, 2007

"Go for it!"
Or either of the still living Horne brothers.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Maarak posted:

Or either of the still living Horne brothers.

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

The unfortunate son of Audrey and Leo Johnson.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Re: Audrey: We already know Sherilyn Fenn is reprising her role in some capacity, so Audrey's kinda bound to show up :shrug: Unless there's time/dimension travel shenanigans.

Mr. Grumpybones
Apr 18, 2002
"We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"
Audrey/Ben/Jerry/Jonny and now Richard HORNE

Buck

Buck likes to gently caress

Buckhorn, South Dakota

????

Richard is the son of the Audrey and Buck

Nothing else makes any sense

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

Mr. Grumpybones posted:

Audrey/Ben/Jerry/Jonny and now Richard HORNE

Buck

Buck likes to gently caress

Buckhorn, South Dakota

????

Richard is the son of the Audrey and Buck

Nothing else makes any sense
Woah, Twin Peaks + Kill Bill shared universe CONFIRMED.

Mr. Grumpybones
Apr 18, 2002
"We're falling out of the sky! We're going down! We're a silver gleaming death machine!"
I was thinking of Buck from FWWM

But is the "Buck likes to gently caress" from Kill Bill rather than FWWM?

Man I get so confused

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Bucky wants to fuuuuck

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

moist turtleneck posted:

I tried to dopple but I only had enough money to be an anteater or a drunken baboon
Which is terrible because you don't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal dopple.

Fados
Jan 7, 2013
I like Malcolm X, I can't be racist!

Put this racist dipshit on ignore immediately!

Modrasone posted:

Nah, not stuff that's said here but on the other discussions I've seen around the net, not here. I was reading some board or other and the conversation went from "maybe this Richard is Audrey's son" to "well she would have been in the hospital after the bomb in the bank and security seemed pretty lapse" in about 5 posts and stayed on that theme to that point where you start using the page down key rather than the scroll wheel.

The obverse of this are the also endless discussions about how Tamara's characer is just a patriarchal indulgence from Lynch that only serves our male gaze pleasure and that's why she has long shots of walking like a female NPC from GTA Vice City (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VODNDjXuMhE). This then goes much further and gets mixed up with her personal career in that her band is bad, her live performances underwhelming, that she was only casted, again because of Lynch's preverted lustful indulgences, etc. So yeah, you get crazy lunatic fans of all types.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Maybe she's a fembot

and only Cooper's mojo will blow her circuits

A True Jar Jar Fan
Nov 3, 2003

Primadonna

Fados posted:

The obverse of this are the also endless discussions about how Tamara's characer is just a patriarchal indulgence from Lynch that only serves our male gaze pleasure and that's why she has long shots of walking like a female NPC from GTA Vice City (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VODNDjXuMhE). This then goes much further and gets mixed up with her personal career in that her band is bad, her live performances underwhelming, that she was only casted, again because of Lynch's preverted lustful indulgences, etc. So yeah, you get crazy lunatic fans of all types.

Lynch wrote a scene where a character directly makes fun of the character he plays for picking Preston just because she's hot. It's obviously indulgent but he's got a sense of humor about it and it's not that bad.

cjg
Sep 5, 2003

Fados posted:

The obverse of this are the also endless discussions about how Tamara's characer is just a patriarchal indulgence from Lynch that only serves our male gaze pleasure and that's why she has long shots of walking like a female NPC from GTA Vice City (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VODNDjXuMhE). This then goes much further and gets mixed up with her personal career in that her band is bad, her live performances underwhelming, that she was only casted, again because of Lynch's preverted lustful indulgences, etc. So yeah, you get crazy lunatic fans of all types.

Don't Gordon and Albert stare at her rear end while she walks away and Albert says something like "Well I'm feeling better now."

cjg fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jun 8, 2017

Fados
Jan 7, 2013
I like Malcolm X, I can't be racist!

Put this racist dipshit on ignore immediately!

A True Jar Jar Fan posted:

Lynch wrote a scene where a character directly makes fun of the character he plays for picking Preston just because she's hot. It's obviously indulgent but he's got a sense of humor about it and it's not that bad.

For sure and what those critics would ignore is that even tho Lynch obviously is pretty attached to the female form, he's always complicated this issue to the utmost consequences. It's even hard to find a work of his that doesn't explore the pitfalls of lustfulness and male sexual domination.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

I really wish she was a notch above pornstar acting level because it's a drat shame to have this actress portray the character who apparently could connect the dots on so many classified documents in the Secret History book. Why even bother writing that it was her if she's going to act like she's hearing all these names for the first time.

Modrasone
Jul 27, 2008

HE WANTS THIS AND SO SHOULD YOU!

Fados posted:

The obverse of this are the also endless discussions about how Tamara's characer is just a patriarchal indulgence from Lynch

I've been trying to compose my thoughts on this for a few minutes now and it occurred to me that this is coming from a thing that's based on the character of Laura Palmer, probably the most intimate and intricate exploration of an individual sexuality that's ever been put on screen. And I laughed. I think Lynch has always been good at presenting a deeper and more real take on sexuality than other media usually provides and Twin Peaks did a lot in the original run to parody and mock the TV norm of beautiful people in dramatic situations. I like how Lynch can include boneheaded male rear end gazers and proclaim "fix your heart or die" about a transgender character in another scene. It's almost like these characters are supposed to be people.

Modrasone fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Jun 8, 2017

Apple Craft
Mar 8, 2012
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lol if this is new to you.

This is the guy that had his own daughter write a diary from the POV of Laura Palmer in graphic detail.

I'm no arm, but that is still hosed up poo poo.

TheMaestroso
Nov 4, 2014

I must know your secrets.

Apple Craft posted:

lol if this is new to you.

This is the guy that had his own daughter write a diary from the POV of Laura Palmer in graphic detail.

I'm no arm, but that is still hosed up poo poo.

Eh, not quite.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

As always, the truth is less interesting than inflammatory bullshit

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


I think this is my favorite 2 minutes of television of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_3KbUra1E

Apple Craft
Mar 8, 2012
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hawowanlawow posted:

As always, the truth is less interesting than inflammatory bullshit

I'm referring to this. And, if you've read it, then you understand what I'm saying.

Apple Craft fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jun 9, 2017

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I mean, that is the book the article is talking about... and he didn't have her write it, and she was 22 when she wrote it.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
You guys, James's musical number in season 2 is the worst thing I've ever seen

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

COOL CORN posted:

You guys, James's musical number in season 2 is the worst thing I've ever seen

actually it's really good

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I was just reminded of that scene where Cooper takes James aside and quietly tells him (paraphrased),"James, please stop ending up framed for various crimes because you tried to solve a crime yourself instead of just coming to us with the information...." :xd:

Fados
Jan 7, 2013
I like Malcolm X, I can't be racist!

Put this racist dipshit on ignore immediately!

Modrasone posted:

It's almost like these characters are supposed to be people.
That's why I like the Black Lodge inhabitants and also why we supposedly haven't seen a White Lodge, because there isn't really one in this universe.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Counterpoint to the James scene:

"Leland says you're going back to Missoula... MONTANAAAAAA" is the best line reading I've ever heard

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Modrasone posted:

I've seen this theory a lot over the last few days and its nice to know that Twin Peaks internet discussion is still thinly veiled Audrey Horne rape fantasies after all these years. Oh no hang on it makes me want to chew my wrists.

let me plumb the depths of the deep thinking there is to deconstruct on this one and what it tells us about society and people engaged in discussion:

audrey horne was really loving hot.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

ZombyDog posted:

if the fingerprint scene goes anywhere, is a wholly different physical entity from Agent Cooper as well ( as in Shadow Cooper isn't driving Agent Cooper's body ).

We already know he is because he's in prison and Cooper is stumbling around as Dougie Jones. Mr. C was also trying to actively murder Cooper up until the car thieves inadvertently set off the car bomb.

e: On a related note, Mr. C could have set up the glass cage as well, to capture Cooper. It almost worked if not for the other entity that broke through.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Basticle posted:

I think this is my favorite 2 minutes of television of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S_3KbUra1E

Same. This is perfect.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Anyone who thinks she's a bad actress has never met that kind of aggro jerkwad whose sole mission in life is to theatrically bend every situation so that they're the victim.

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I've met people like her.

I've never met someone like him.

That is 2 minutes of aspirational television right there.

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Jun 9, 2017

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