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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
The big fight on this card was being given away until Fatt shitrione got a kidney stone, and the other big fight is Chael Sonnen (retired, lost to Tito Ortiz) Vs Wanderlei Silva (retired, lost to Tito Ortiz)

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Dec 3, 2004

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Triticum Guzzler posted:

The big fight on this card was being given away until Fatt shitrione got a kidney stone, and the other big fight is Chael Sonnen (retired, lost to Tito Ortiz) Vs Wanderlei Silva (retired, lost to Tito Ortiz)

can't wait till we get bader vs. ortiz 2

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Chael's gonna lose like the broken old man he is.
Mittrione will inexplicably lose all interest in trying to fight Fedor 15 seconds into the first round.

The other guys I dunno or don't care.

That's $50 right there. yeah.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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coconono posted:

Chael's gonna lose like the broken old man he is.
Mittrione will inexplicably lose all interest in trying to fight Fedor 15 seconds into the first round.

The other guys I dunno or don't care.

That's $50 right there. yeah.

Chael is going to choke out Wanderlei.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mr. Nice! posted:

Chael is going to choke out Wanderlei.

the only thing Chael has choked out in the last 10 years is his credibility.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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coconono posted:

the only thing Chael has choked out in the last 10 years is his credibility.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaaZiipP25U

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

coconono posted:

the only thing Chael has choked out in the last 10 years is his credibility.

And shogun

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

I'm buying this because I'm an idiot

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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It was so good

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
chael should probably beat wanderlei but who knows they're both old and busted

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
I legit don't care which one of the 90 year old steroid men win the b league fight that I won't watch.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
remember strikeforce: nashville?

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Good question. The answer? Yes, but only the main event.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
mayhem deserved that poo poo

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Skip My Posts posted:

remember strikeforce: nashville?

Every god damned day

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Tezcatlipoca posted:

It shouldn't be a PPV that's why.

The only people who think Bellator matters at all are idiot MMA "journalists" who like having a clickbaity "Will someone unseat the UFC?" narrative

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Sage Northcutt's sister Colbey's fight is about to go on on AXS.

e: she bad

Xerzes fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jun 24, 2017

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Xerzes posted:

Sage Northcutt's sister Colbey's fight is about to go on on AXS.

e: she bad

Haha, thanks Mr. Xerxes, haha.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I like Lorenz Larkin and I'm not sure why he's not in the UFC anymore. Same with Rory Mac, I'm assuming in both cases Bellator simply offered more money than UFC was willing to or was there something else? Both seem like guys I'd want to keep around if I was a coked up bald man.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


great big cardboard tube posted:

I like Lorenz Larkin and I'm not sure why he's not in the UFC anymore. Same with Rory Mac, I'm assuming in both cases Bellator simply offered more money than UFC was willing to or was there something else? Both seem like guys I'd want to keep around if I was a coked up bald man.

I don't know how much Larkin is making in Bellator, but Rory made $400k in his first Bellator fight to show up and easily beat Paul Daley. Compare that to the UFC where he made $59k + whatever his Reebok money is, in the fight where he got brutalized by Robbie Lawler. It was definitely about the money (and the fact that Rory is much more likely to be a champion in Bellator.)

Queering Wheel fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Jun 24, 2017

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Nice! posted:

Chael is going to choke out Candylei.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Cage warriors just opened their main card with one of the most kick rear end fights of the year and the greatest comeback of the year easy.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
He went for the punch way to far out of his reach and just got clipped good.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
drat it's super weird to hear Goldberg's voice again

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Completely agree.

But yet :allears:

Guy missed weight by 7lbs? Outshining Hendricks this weekend.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Its a tribute to him of how much I associate his voice with the UFC that it almost immediately gives Bellator more legitimacy.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Lol first fight on the horn and Goldberg already showing BJ Penn love. They must have really got Goldberg to do these smooth rear end ad reads on command though. And we got another guy missing weight in this prelim fight. Bellator as gently caress.

Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jun 24, 2017

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


bellator is paying brendan schaub to talk, the thing he does worst

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Cards not available in the UK, gg

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Ayyyy. I've trained with Brad for a long time and it's cool to see him get the KO on a stage like this. Too bad he missed weight.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
That was a big miss too but these lower card guys are getting paid like 1k/1k so I can't be too mad at em.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


willie_dee posted:

Cards not available in the UK, gg

it's on youtube for £14.99 bloody mate

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This Israeli dude is covered in the strangest assortment of tattoos.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
excited to see how aaron pico looks after all the hype

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Bubba Smith posted:

drat it's super weird to hear Goldberg's voice again

It is aiding the Bellator "take us seriously" for the first time in its career.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Mike Goldberg is loving insufferable why won't he go away

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Is this boxer lady wearing mascara while fighting

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

slev posted:

Is this boxer lady wearing mascara while fighting

Young Ronda used to wear eyeliner while fighting in Strikeforce so it isn't unprecedented

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Benne posted:

Mike Goldberg is loving insufferable why won't he go away

Nah he's great even if a total doofus

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Holy poo poo Hardy is pouring blood

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