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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

I had to read the replies because I didn't recognize the image...I should've stopped once I got my explanation :stonk:

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


IUG
Jul 14, 2007


More and more I've been seeing pictures that make me thing "you know what, I don't want to click on that to see it in full size".

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

IUG posted:

More and more I've been seeing pictures that make me thing "you know what, I don't want to click on that to see it in full size".

If you're not getting the 5 nipple experience, you're missing out.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Is that supposed to be Bobby Hill with Mike Tyson's face tattoo on the back of his phone?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



🥛🐸

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




whypick1 posted:

I had to read the replies because I didn't recognize the image...I should've stopped once I got my explanation :stonk:

I didn't bother going that far, and I still don't know what it is. I figured it was either something Nazi or gamer-related.

So which is it?

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Yes

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

TIL tree squirrels have six nipples, so kudos to this garbage person for knowing a fact.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I didn't bother going that far, and I still don't know what it is. I figured it was either something Nazi or gamer-related.

So which is it?

The "alt-right" flag, which is literally just the Nazi flag with a coat of paint.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

AlbieQuirky posted:

TIL tree squirrels have six nipples, so kudos to this garbage person for knowing a fact.

That's a beaver.

Which only has 4 nipples, making it the rodent version of that Total Recall lady.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


there wolf posted:

That's a beaver.

Which only has 4 nipples, making it the rodent version of that Total Recall lady.

Which is weird because it breaks the usual nipple rules, but then some animals do, I guess.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ReidRansom posted:

Which is weird because it breaks the usual nipple rules, but then some animals do, I guess.

Tasteless Tatoos: It breaks the usual nipple rules



Seriously, though, please expound

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


The Bloop posted:


Tasteless Tatoos: It breaks the usual nipple rules



Seriously, though, please expound

The usual number of nipples a critter has is equal to its ~max litter size, and the average litter size is one half the number of nipples. The beaver's average litter size is 2-3 with a typical range of 2-6, so 6 would be the expected number here.

This is the case for most mammals, but there are exceptions for various reasons. Cows for example, that was probably us. Other animals might be because of their own social dynamics or other factors. But it generally holds true across the vast majority of species.

e: or maybe cows wasn't us since other bovids also seem to have four. Maybe something to do with herd stuff

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

ReidRansom posted:

The usual number of nipples a critter has is equal to its ~max litter size, and the average litter size is one half the number of nipples.

This is the case for most mammals, but there are exceptions for various reasons. Cows for example, that was probably us. Other animals might be because of their own social dynamics or other factors. But it generally holds true across the vast majority of species.

e: or maybe cows wasn't us since other bovids also seem to have four. Maybe something to do with herd stuff

Makes sense. Was expecting something much more NSFW for "nipple rules".

The Bloop posted:


Tasteless Tatoos: It breaks the usual nipple rules


:agreed:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
See also: sucking on the hind tit

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


That's one I've never heard before. Now to work it into as many conversations as possible.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Garrand posted:

That's one I've never heard before. Now to work it into as many conversations as possible.

I used to hear it from people in my mom's family, they were farmers in Maryland and said things like that. I also remember hearing "useless as tits on a boar hog".

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

why is Tintin sucking off that gorilla?

ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
oriental magic :roboluv:

Is this supposed to be Ishmael? Oh god.

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


ShotgunWillie posted:

Is this supposed to be Ishmael? Oh god.

It is yeah. It has now been covered up. Guy who had it was uhh not happy with it lol

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Avenging_Mikon posted:

The "alt-right" flag, which is literally just the Nazi flag with a coat of paint.

So, then, a question for the artists lurking this thread: have you ever had someone come to you wanting something you considered to be an offensive or otherwise tasteless tat? How did you handle it? I imagine you have the right of refusal, yes?

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
I believe my artist's response to a guy who came in asking for some hateful ink while I was getting work done was, "Get the gently caress outta here with that poo poo." Which I feel is appropriate.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


i can still taste him posted:

I believe my artist's response to a guy who came in asking for some hateful ink while I was getting work done was, "Get the gently caress outta here with that poo poo." Which I feel is appropriate.

I was getting some ink in Virginia who didn't mind rebel flags but wouldn't truck with no anti-gay poo poo because "mah son or daughter could catch the gay someday".

Ok...

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
I guess that's... a step in the right direction?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Chitin posted:

I guess that's... a step in the right direction?

I really didn't feel like having the discussion while being inked so I brought up what to get for dinner locally.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"Y'all need to go the Happy Pig BBQ. Definitely won't catch any of the gay there"

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
Need more bad tattoos in this thread.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.






Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.












Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

So, then, a question for the artists lurking this thread: have you ever had someone come to you wanting something you considered to be an offensive or otherwise tasteless tat? How did you handle it? I imagine you have the right of refusal, yes?

Anybody have a link to the Jezebel article written by somebody who had a meltdown when they wanted to get a really stupid tattoo design in a really bad spot and an artist had the gall to say no to them?

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

Internet Wizard posted:

Anybody have a link to the Jezebel article written by somebody who had a meltdown when they wanted to get a really stupid tattoo design in a really bad spot and an artist had the gall to say no to them?

http://millihelen.jezebel.com/dont-tell-me-i-cant-get-a-loving-neck-tattoo-1707496653

And here's the artist's response (quoted at the bottom)

https://www.facebook.com/notes/tattoos-by-myttooscom/no-you-cant-get-a-loving-neck-tattoo-jane-marie/10153328624497459/

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


I forgot about how bad all of her other tattoos are too

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet


These two are friends, aren't they?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





That woman sounds insufferable.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

This is pretty great. I know a decent number of artists and have heard a lot of stories about people who only have a tattoo or 2 wanting full neck or throat pieces, and getting mad when they are denied.

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

treiz01 posted:

This is pretty great. I know a decent number of artists and have heard a lot of stories about people who only have a tattoo or 2 wanting full neck or throat pieces, and getting mad when they are denied.

I don't get the jump straight to job stoppers. I have enough pieces done now that I've stopped counting how many tattoos I have and I'm still holding off on hands and neck until I at least have my mortgage paid off.

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tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

That woman sounds insufferable.

Maybe so, but saying "I take this ancient art form seriously. I take my craft seriously. I take the time-honored traditions of tattooing seriously." and then inking a walking hat makes you look a bit like a wanker.

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