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I had to read the replies because I didn't recognize the image...I should've stopped once I got my explanation
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 19:34 |
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More and more I've been seeing pictures that make me thing "you know what, I don't want to click on that to see it in full size".
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# ? Jun 26, 2017 19:37 |
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IUG posted:More and more I've been seeing pictures that make me thing "you know what, I don't want to click on that to see it in full size". If you're not getting the 5 nipple experience, you're missing out.
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:21 |
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Is that supposed to be Bobby Hill with Mike Tyson's face tattoo on the back of his phone?
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 05:27 |
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# ? Jun 27, 2017 08:55 |
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whypick1 posted:I had to read the replies because I didn't recognize the image...I should've stopped once I got my explanation I didn't bother going that far, and I still don't know what it is. I figured it was either something Nazi or gamer-related. So which is it?
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 15:04 |
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Yes
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 15:13 |
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TIL tree squirrels have six nipples, so kudos to this garbage person for knowing a fact.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 16:40 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I didn't bother going that far, and I still don't know what it is. I figured it was either something Nazi or gamer-related. The "alt-right" flag, which is literally just the Nazi flag with a coat of paint.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 17:01 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:TIL tree squirrels have six nipples, so kudos to this garbage person for knowing a fact. That's a beaver. Which only has 4 nipples, making it the rodent version of that Total Recall lady.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:31 |
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there wolf posted:That's a beaver. Which is weird because it breaks the usual nipple rules, but then some animals do, I guess.
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:41 |
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ReidRansom posted:Which is weird because it breaks the usual nipple rules, but then some animals do, I guess. Tasteless Tatoos: It breaks the usual nipple rules Seriously, though, please expound
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 19:48 |
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The Bloop posted:
The usual number of nipples a critter has is equal to its ~max litter size, and the average litter size is one half the number of nipples. The beaver's average litter size is 2-3 with a typical range of 2-6, so 6 would be the expected number here. This is the case for most mammals, but there are exceptions for various reasons. e: or maybe cows wasn't us since other bovids also seem to have four. Maybe something to do with herd stuff ReidRansom has a new favorite as of 20:09 on Jun 28, 2017 |
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ReidRansom posted:The usual number of nipples a critter has is equal to its ~max litter size, and the average litter size is one half the number of nipples. Makes sense. Was expecting something much more NSFW for "nipple rules". The Bloop posted:
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:11 |
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See also: sucking on the hind tit
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# ? Jun 28, 2017 20:13 |
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That's one I've never heard before. Now to work it into as many conversations as possible.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 00:45 |
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Garrand posted:That's one I've never heard before. Now to work it into as many conversations as possible. I used to hear it from people in my mom's family, they were farmers in Maryland and said things like that. I also remember hearing "useless as tits on a boar hog".
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 00:47 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 01:15 |
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why is Tintin sucking off that gorilla?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 01:31 |
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Is this supposed to be Ishmael? Oh god.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 02:16 |
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ShotgunWillie posted:Is this supposed to be Ishmael? Oh god. It is yeah. It has now been covered up. Guy who had it was uhh not happy with it lol
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 02:50 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:The "alt-right" flag, which is literally just the Nazi flag with a coat of paint. So, then, a question for the artists lurking this thread: have you ever had someone come to you wanting something you considered to be an offensive or otherwise tasteless tat? How did you handle it? I imagine you have the right of refusal, yes?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 03:28 |
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I believe my artist's response to a guy who came in asking for some hateful ink while I was getting work done was, "Get the gently caress outta here with that poo poo." Which I feel is appropriate.
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i can still taste him posted:I believe my artist's response to a guy who came in asking for some hateful ink while I was getting work done was, "Get the gently caress outta here with that poo poo." Which I feel is appropriate. I was getting some ink in Virginia who didn't mind rebel flags but wouldn't truck with no anti-gay poo poo because "mah son or daughter could catch the gay someday". Ok...
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 04:20 |
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I guess that's... a step in the right direction?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 04:34 |
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Chitin posted:I guess that's... a step in the right direction? I really didn't feel like having the discussion while being inked so I brought up what to get for dinner locally.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 04:35 |
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"Y'all need to go the Happy Pig BBQ. Definitely won't catch any of the gay there"
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 04:43 |
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Need more bad tattoos in this thread.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 13:01 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:So, then, a question for the artists lurking this thread: have you ever had someone come to you wanting something you considered to be an offensive or otherwise tasteless tat? How did you handle it? I imagine you have the right of refusal, yes? Anybody have a link to the Jezebel article written by somebody who had a meltdown when they wanted to get a really stupid tattoo design in a really bad spot and an artist had the gall to say no to them?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 13:27 |
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Internet Wizard posted:Anybody have a link to the Jezebel article written by somebody who had a meltdown when they wanted to get a really stupid tattoo design in a really bad spot and an artist had the gall to say no to them? http://millihelen.jezebel.com/dont-tell-me-i-cant-get-a-loving-neck-tattoo-1707496653 And here's the artist's response (quoted at the bottom) https://www.facebook.com/notes/tattoos-by-myttooscom/no-you-cant-get-a-loving-neck-tattoo-jane-marie/10153328624497459/ Piss Witch has a new favorite as of 13:36 on Jun 29, 2017 |
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Lifeglug posted:http://millihelen.jezebel.com/dont-tell-me-i-cant-get-a-loving-neck-tattoo-1707496653 I forgot about how bad all of her other tattoos are too
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 13:38 |
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 14:06 |
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These two are friends, aren't they?
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 16:48 |
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Lifeglug posted:http://millihelen.jezebel.com/dont-tell-me-i-cant-get-a-loving-neck-tattoo-1707496653 That woman sounds insufferable.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 16:52 |
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Lifeglug posted:http://millihelen.jezebel.com/dont-tell-me-i-cant-get-a-loving-neck-tattoo-1707496653 This is pretty great. I know a decent number of artists and have heard a lot of stories about people who only have a tattoo or 2 wanting full neck or throat pieces, and getting mad when they are denied.
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# ? Jun 29, 2017 16:55 |
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treiz01 posted:This is pretty great. I know a decent number of artists and have heard a lot of stories about people who only have a tattoo or 2 wanting full neck or throat pieces, and getting mad when they are denied. I don't get the jump straight to job stoppers. I have enough pieces done now that I've stopped counting how many tattoos I have and I'm still holding off on hands and neck until I at least have my mortgage paid off.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:That woman sounds insufferable. Maybe so, but saying "I take this ancient art form seriously. I take my craft seriously. I take the time-honored traditions of tattooing seriously." and then inking a walking hat makes you look a bit like a wanker.
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