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LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

I'd prefer to just do multiple substring matches than ever write a regex

# ? Oct 10, 2017 22:41

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CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

LinYutang posted:

I'd prefer to just do multiple substring matches than ever write a regex

you certainly are a terrible programmer

# ? Oct 10, 2017 23:16

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

Works on my box

# ? Oct 10, 2017 23:27

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

instead of regex i use single-char-at-a-time loops, hand-written in C, doing all my own buffering and backtracking

# ? Oct 11, 2017 00:03

Arcsech: Aug 5, 2008

JewKiller 3000 posted:

instead of regex i use single-char-at-a-time loops, hand-written in C, doing all my own buffering and backtracking

lol if u dont use raw assembler, scrub

# ? Oct 11, 2017 00:10

Arcsech: Aug 5, 2008

seriouspost a coworker of mine had to do some string mashing recently so he pulled out that famed scripting language, c++

just like, why

# ? Oct 11, 2017 00:11

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

Arcsech posted:

seriouspost a coworker of mine had to do some string mashing recently so he pulled out that famed scripting language, c++

just like, why

it's easiest to use whatever you're most experienced in or comfortable with :shrug:

# ? Oct 11, 2017 00:34

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Main Paineframe posted:

regex is a pain in the rear end because i hardly ever need to use it, so I learn just enough to do whatever I need to do, and then by the next time I need it I've totally forgotten the actual syntax and need to learn it from scratch again

regex is a pain in the rear end but i had to use them every day at work for a year and now they are carved into my bones

# ? Oct 11, 2017 01:00

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

i turned on /x but christ my brain is still wired to never use whitespace in a regex

'(?:[^'\\\n]|\\(?:[\"'\\/bfnrt\n]|x[0-9a-fA-F]{2}|u[0-9a-fA-F]{4}|U[0-9a-fA-F]{8}))*'

# ? Oct 11, 2017 01:01

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

JewKiller 3000 posted:

instead of regex i use single-char-at-a-time loops, hand-written in C, doing all my own buffering and backtracking

i use a custom preprocessor that pipes special macros to ragel and replaces it inline.

the scripts use a hardcoded path of /home/cripeatinbread/.local/bin/ragel, too.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 01:12

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

terrible programmer status: i spent an hour figuring out why my bullets list didn't work and crashed the GPU before realizing i didn't initialize it and was adding bullets to a null pointer because debugging the jaguar is hell on earth

# ? Oct 11, 2017 02:57

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

i often times edit something thats broken in a buildscript and never commit it and just leave it for someone else to find

my current team is obsessed with "pull requests" so I routinely slip poo poo like this into unrelated PRs to reduce the amount of paperwork I do

# ? Oct 11, 2017 04:36

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

my current team is obsessed with "pull requests" so I routinely slip poo poo like this into unrelated PRs to reduce the amount of paperwork I do

lol@ putting pr in scare quotes

# ? Oct 11, 2017 06:46

Chalks: Sep 30, 2009

cis autodrag posted:

lol@ putting pr in scare quotes

Just wait till you hear about "source control"

# ? Oct 11, 2017 08:19

Maximum Leader: Dec 5, 2014

cinci zoo sniper posted:

try gitkraken. not necessarily better, but was a breath of fresh air after sourcetree

speaking of git integration in dev tools, visual studio is so bad about it it's not even funny

gitkraken unironically seems to be less trash

# ? Oct 11, 2017 09:21

NihilCredo: Jun 6, 2011; iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt

cinci zoo sniper posted:

speaking of git integration in dev tools, visual studio is so bad about it it's not even funny

i use that and I've had to resort to manual tools only once so far, when I wanted to configure two remote repos to be automatically pushed at the same time

what kind of features am I missing that aren't in the visual studio plugin? other than niche commands like bisect

# ? Oct 11, 2017 09:44

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

NihilCredo posted:

i use that and I've had to resort to manual tools only once so far, when I wanted to configure two remote repos to be automatically pushed at the same time

what kind of features am I missing that aren't in the visual studio plugin? other than niche commands like bisect

i don't think ive run in to thing it cant do, its just really awkward about everything. like, i even had to google to make sure it even has git integration since as a solo developer team services was the last thing id open

# ? Oct 11, 2017 10:04

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

i.e. problem with visual studio git is my opinions on ux

# ? Oct 11, 2017 10:08

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

log line posted:

Exception occured when processing request: [GET] /butts/123
Stacktrace follows:
<end of message>

please groovy. please

# ? Oct 11, 2017 10:46

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

lol

# ? Oct 11, 2017 11:24

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

413: Butt too large

# ? Oct 11, 2017 12:59

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

gonadic io posted:

please groovy. please

our logging tool frequently truncated the stack and uses it as the log subject then reports the stack of where it was caught as the exception so you get about 40%of the info you need to diagnose a fault

# ? Oct 11, 2017 13:25

Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

403: Forbidden Butt

:yosbutt:

# ? Oct 11, 2017 13:40

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

god i loving hate json

# ? Oct 11, 2017 13:42

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

I working on a project with a young front-end developer who wants to use every single new web technology with funny name

He introduced me to something called "pug" which is a template engine to write HTML like an awful unreadable blob of text. Hooray

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:12

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

Elias_Maluco posted:

I working on a project with a young front-end developer who wants to use every single new web technology with funny name

He introduced me to something called "pug" which is a template engine to write HTML like an awful unreadable blob of text. Hooray

but javascript is so EASY

code:

const pug = require('pug');

// Compile the source code
const compiledFunction = pug.compileFile('template.pug');

// Render a set of data
console.log(compiledFunction({
  name: 'Timothy'
}));
// "<p>Timothy's Pug source code!</p>"

// Render another set of data
console.log(compiledFunction({
  name: 'Forbes'
}));
// "<p>Forbes's Pug source code!</p>

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:14

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Elias_Maluco posted:

I working on a project with a young front-end developer who wants to use every single new web technology with funny name

He introduced me to something called "pug" which is a template engine to write HTML like an awful unreadable blob of text. Hooray

i get it, i get it! teacher please call me! it is called pug because the scripts look like pugs face?

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:14

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

im sitting server-side while a finished product is being unveiled to a client.

it's a java web app with a bunch of javascript in the front-end.

we're seeing tons of errors related to IE9.

going to be a long day.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:19

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

lol if your company hasn't deprecated IE9 support

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:21

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

LinYutang posted:

lol if your company hasn't deprecated IE9 support

we did.

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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

we did.

hahaha

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:22

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

we deprecated everything except IE11.

i don't do the front-end poo poo but I just know i'll be fielding issues about why IE9 sucks and i dont give a poo poo and they need to fix their side of things.

i cant imagine working in a career where you can't be actively hostile to your customers

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:23

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

NihilCredo posted:

regex101.com is all you need

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:26

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

we did.

Nice

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:27

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

we deal with a lot of government stuff so we see things like people with browsers where the digicert and geotrust root CAs have been removed and then people complain that the site is broken.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:27

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

i don't program very much but when i do it's terrible

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:27

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

i had our front-end guys change all our error messages on the front-end to "your internet connection is not available" and it cut down like 90% of the bullshit we were dealing with.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:29

ultravoices: May 10, 2004; You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

i learned about difflib and all the magical fun things you can do with it.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:31

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

ultravoices posted:

i learned about difflib and all the magical fun things you can do with it.

im learning data.table and while syntax weird, its real loving good otherwise

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:34

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Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

Elias_Maluco posted:

I working on a project with a young front-end developer who wants to use every single new web technology with funny name

He introduced me to something called "pug" which is a template engine to write HTML like an awful unreadable blob of text. Hooray

pug is fine. as templating engines go it's quite nice. it at least operates on node trees, whereas literally 90% of templating engines don't even do that, they just stringbash poo poo together (but you can use it for non-html output too! aren't we so amazingly flexible? :downs:

)

the bigger question is why are you using a server-side javascript templating library. this implies that you are using server-side javascript. if you are using from hexo to compile a static site then it is fine, otherwise lol

that being said my personal preferences on templating engines are a little wacky. i'm glad we have things like reactjs now which shake up that whole model on a more fundamental level.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 14:41

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