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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Theophany you have lovely handwriting

Also lmao

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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Carth Dookie posted:

This has to go in the new season OP

It just replaced the current OP lol

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Personally think the thread title should be changed to "Good tidings for the year, both on the track and in the bin"

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
Phwoar what a package. The Binturato sticker is :discourse:

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED


This is legendary :allears:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

1500quidporsche posted:

Fresh from watching the creation of an SUV sandwich being made in a three way intersection and seeing the world's most awesome face tat at the post office I've picked up the spiciest of packages. I've examined the contents and the only thing I can say is Theophany has loving knocked it out of the park.



First things first is the card,

Pwhoar, the three greatest Canadian F1 drivers. What a christmas card. Lets see what's on the inside.


Truly the most #blessed of christmas cards. Let's take a look at the goods.

This is going straight on my kart and possibly some other people's to preach the good word of Stroll.

This made me completely burst out laughing, I can't loving wait to put this on the kart.

Badge for a great british car company, have to stick this on something cause its a real nice one.

Superb gift, Theophany, thank you for these :discourse:


loving lmao, well done

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Theophany you're a terrible poster with bad opinions but you did good today

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Tsaedje posted:

Theophany you're a good poster with good opinions and you did good today

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Feliz año nuevo

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

DoctorGonzo posted:

Feliz año nuevo

Welcome to the 2018 El Jefe Memorial Formula 1 Off-Season

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

DoctorGonzo posted:

Feliz año nuevo

I don't want any anus eggs thanks mate

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
I’m slamming back a crispy Bud Light for you fucks in honor of New Years. May our next year of ShitPosting™ be the worst one yet.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
The next step is for one of us to get arrested for stalking a current F1 driver.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Goals for 2018:

1) Somehow get Nico Rosberg a forums account and get him to post here

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Goals for 2018:

1) Somehow get Nico Rosberg a forums account and get him to post here

Somebody should find out where he lives and persistently follow him in a pattern badgering him everywhere he goes until he signs up.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Why would you want some random instagram model posting here?

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Well done Theopony. You welcomed us.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Powershift posted:

Why would you want some random instagram model posting here?

I post here sometimes

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

I post here sometimes

Welcome back

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Happy New Years you fucks. Love y'all

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Carth Dookie posted:

This has to go in the new season OP

I'm not the OP but I agree, I hope that the Rosberg fans involved in this post "go" in the new season

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

poty posted:

I'm not the OP but I agree, I hope that the Rosberg fans involved in this post "go" in the new season

You'll never be rid of me. I'm like herpes.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

1500quidporsche posted:

Fresh from watching the creation of an SUV sandwich being made in a three way intersection and seeing the world's most awesome face tat at the post office I've picked up the spiciest of packages. I've examined the contents and the only thing I can say is Theophany has loving knocked it out of the park.



First things first is the card,

Pwhoar, the three greatest Canadian F1 drivers. What a christmas card. Lets see what's on the inside.


Truly the most #blessed of christmas cards. Let's take a look at the goods.

This is going straight on my kart and possibly some other people's to preach the good word of Stroll.

This made me completely burst out laughing, I can't loving wait to put this on the kart.

Badge for a great british car company, have to stick this on something cause its a real nice one.

Superb gift, Theophany, thank you for these :discourse:


where lewisjuice

Clarence
May 3, 2012

My sister gave my son a Red Bull F1 shirt for xmas. Which one do I disown (first)?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Clarence posted:

My sister gave my son a Red Bull F1 shirt for xmas. Which one do I disown (first)?

I’m sorry are going to have to support either young Max or Are Dan now, I didn’t make the rules, that’s just how it works.

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Wirth1000 posted:

The next step is for one of us to get arrested for stalking a current F1 driver.

Just lol if you haven't already done this.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

learnincurve posted:

I'm sorry are going to have to support either young Max or Are Dan now, I didn't make the rules, that's just how it works.

One Christmas I got a Jacques Villeneuve calendar, and since then I've been a loyal and devoted fan ohahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

1500quidporsche posted:

Fresh from watching the creation of an SUV sandwich being made in a three way intersection and seeing the world's most awesome face tat at the post office I've picked up the spiciest of packages. I've examined the contents and the only thing I can say is Theophany has loving knocked it out of the park.



First things first is the card,

Pwhoar, the three greatest Canadian F1 drivers. What a christmas card. Lets see what's on the inside.


Truly the most #blessed of christmas cards. Let's take a look at the goods.

This is going straight on my kart and possibly some other people's to preach the good word of Stroll.

This made me completely burst out laughing, I can't loving wait to put this on the kart.

Badge for a great british car company, have to stick this on something cause its a real nice one.

Superb gift, Theophany, thank you for these :discourse:


:getin:

I held back on opening part 2 of my Christmas swag as socialised postage seemed to be failing us and I didn't want 1500quid thinking I catfished him. So, to the long overdue package for Mister Miata (lol)!


Hmm, there is nobody here by that name, but the address is correct. Let's investigate.


Well, poo poo, it wasn't addressed to me but it clearly is for me based on the accuracy of the statement.

Well I went out for a New Year's Day hoon in it and, in between seeing the police cordon off a zone because somebody got stabbed to death (it is London) and nearly binning the MX5 on a greasy roundabout I can confirm that I am basically a driving god and therefore an awesome MX5 driver:



Thank you, 1500quid, buddy! :discourse:

Based on the success of this enormous test I think the worst thread needs to branch out into a worst secret santa this year, perhaps relying less on socialised postage run on privatised margins.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
:chloe:

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Lmbo glad you liked it, got it on the large size cause I figured you could just shrink to fit in a warm wash or eat a couple of mac and cheese dinners to become the size of an american.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

1500quidporsche posted:

or eat a couple of mac and cheese dinners to become the size of an american.

Hey, gently caress you buddy :argh:

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Glad to be an American who eats Mac and cheese and isn't 500 lbs

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Norns posted:

Glad to be an American who eats Mac and cheese and isn't 500 lbs

Congrats on being 499lbs

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I couldn't even imagine being that large lmao.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdYp8WeAOGF/?hl=es

im drinking cola de mono and listening to johnny cash, happy new year friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHaVmFKnK7w

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jan 1, 2018

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

1500quidporsche posted:

Lmbo glad you liked it, got it on the large size cause I figured you could just shrink to fit in a warm wash or eat a couple of mac and cheese dinners to become the size of an american.

It's a catch 22, I do want to reach my full potential and achieve maximum density a la 'my 600lb life' but at the same time I won't fit in the Miata.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Norns posted:

I couldn't even imagine being that large lmao.

This surprises me cause honestly going off your posts you always came off as pretty fat no offense intended but if you're offended then ok.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Theophany posted:

It's a catch 22, I do want to reach my full potential and achieve maximum density a la 'my 600lb life' but at the same time I won't fit in the Miata.

You could probably fit the Miata in you

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
As Lewis rapidly grows stronger and smarter, I want to wish all of his friends, supporters, enemies, haters, and even the very dishonest Fake News Media, a Happy and Healthy New Year. 2018 will be a great year for Britain!

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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Lewis in classic 2017 fashion wins the WDC and then does something that made him delete his instagram.

Here's to 2018 and the return of Lewis instagram.

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