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I've been looking for some decent hats to fit my awful goon head. Are there any fashionable hats that don't have a terrible men's rights/autistic stigma attached to them? Maybe one of these bad boys to give off that Mary Poppins vibe women love. https://www.fashionablehats.com/H5010.html?v=2730
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:27 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:29 |
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Women and men alike respect highly customized steampunk top hats. I suggest only buying 7 to start off with don't get ahead of yourself
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:31 |
https://www.villagehatshop.com/product/straw-hats/451139-3256/striped-band-wheat-straw-skimmer-hat.html straw hats are coming back in a big way
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:31 |
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For casual wear, any reasonably inconspicuous baseball cap will do nicely. Snapbacks are an abomination, invented for assholes.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:36 |
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Just get a baseball cap my man
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:38 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:42 |
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Genderfluent posted:Just get a baseball cap my man
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:42 |
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mesh snapback and straw hat hth
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:43 |
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Sounds like you are going bald op. Buy some coke and some whiskey and bury the gas pedal in the floor. Death is probable, the future is nigh.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:44 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:46 |
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Genderfluent posted:Just get a baseball cap my man Yeah this. If you're not really that into baseball, get a minor league team cap. There are tons of minor league teams with cool logos.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:48 |
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A nice ushanka?
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:48 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Yeah this. If you're not really that into baseball, get a minor league team cap. There are tons of minor league teams with cool logos. http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2015/12/08/158856298/12-of-the-best-minor-league-caps
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 08:55 |
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Get a flat billed, flexfit, MLB baseball cap. Do NOT take the stickers off. This is very important. Put it on oriented so the x axis runs from the back of your head to your face. Before engaging with any women, rotate it exactly 1 radian.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:04 |
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where can I get like a baseball hat but with no strap? what are they called? I used to wear them skateboarding a thousand years ago...
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:05 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:07 |
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do an upside down visor. you can totally pull it off, brah.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:07 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:09 |
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OK the Vermont Lake Monsters hat is pretty cool.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:11 |
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I like a nice jimmy hat
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:15 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:18 |
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Bonnet
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:19 |
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Is hair a hat?
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:21 |
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Shadow0 posted:Is hair a hat? it can be
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:22 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:22 |
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Flat cap is the only answer. Farming all day everyday
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:24 |
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Jester hats
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:25 |
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the reason there's a stigma attached to the fedora is tacky boys started wearing them with jorts and graphic tees under the amazingly wrong assumption that the hat would just automatically transfer its refined sinatra-esque associations to their doughy rear end. it's just an accessory and accessories have to compliment the look and style of the person and outfit they're accessory to there's no hat waiting in the ether that would just magically fulfill the sartorial needs of any person with any outfit. the general rule for brimmed hats for men is the brim should be in proportion to your shoulders- but you probably shouldn't be wearing a brimmed hat unless you're wearing an outfit that goes with a brimmed hat. justin timberlake doesn't get away with wearing a fedora because he's famous, he gets away with it because he's a skinny dude that dresses like justin timberlake, like a million other skinny dudes if you're worried about your look, really you just need to think about it. what do you want your appearance to communicate to the people who see you? what looks do you admire in others of your build and disposition, and why do they work? how much effort are you willing to put in on a daily basis? how much money are you willing to spend? if you're not thinking about your outfit in general, I wouldn't recommend a "fashionable" hat to top it off, because it's going to be incongruous. generally you want something that matches the rest of your look, something that fits (important), and in a color that doesn't clash with your shirt, pants and shoes
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:26 |
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Now all my google targeted ads are porkpie hats lol.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:27 |
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there is no headwear for men that doesn't have some sort of negative connotation associated with it, except maybe wearing a toque in the winter. some humanitarian should invent a completely neutral hat so baldies can cover their disgusting heads without having to choose what flavour of douche they want to look like
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:29 |
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No. That's why Men Without Hats is the best band.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:30 |
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TheMostFrench posted:I've been looking for some decent hats to fit my awful goon head. Are there any fashionable hats that don't have a terrible men's rights/autistic stigma attached to them? I feel hostile just looking at this image.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:32 |
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This is some Sargon of Akkad (?) poo poo
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:41 |
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those spiky German ones
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:47 |
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Cam Newton has the best postgame interview hat game
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 09:51 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 10:08 |
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COMRADES posted:A nice ushanka? Can vouch for them being extremely warm
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 10:15 |
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Play TF2. lots of good hats for men in that one
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 10:31 |
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Tom Gorman posted:Cam Newton has the best postgame interview hat game surprisingly, a handsome man can wear whatever and still look good
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