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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

david carmichael posted:

Elkins has him right wjere he wants him

!

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chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

drat

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Not having a functioning brain continues to be the best asset for MMA

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground

david carmichael posted:

Elkins has him right wjere he wants him

impressed once again by your foresight

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



Elkins with the best gameplan possible: eat 100s of punches until you can do some sneaky grappling poo poo


I like it.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Give Darren Elkins a title shot.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



he looks like the type of frankenstein that rockabilly people believe in

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Being a lightweight gatekeeper must suck because you can drop weight to try a new division and you're just ending up in another shark tank.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

chaleski posted:

I'd watch the hell out of this if Bravo wasn't there

He's a jiu-jitsu genius

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Darren's voice sounds like he's about to say I love you man, you know that? after 8 beers

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
every single time I forget what Elkins' voice sounds like until he opens his cornpone chute, and every single time it makes me lol

Bluedeanie posted:

he looks like the type of frankenstein that rockabilly people believe in

lol

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Is the r-word still banned because it's going to make this and any future Darren Elkins fights extremely hard to live post about.

Im watching the broadcast on some kind of domican fox sports and my spanish isnt great but im pretty sure they just made fun of elkins the whole time

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Dr. Abysmal posted:

Darren's voice sounds like he's about to say I love you man, you know that? after 8 beers

that's what we call punch drunk

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
For gently caress's sake, Michael Johnson.

For gently caress's sake.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh oh, HARROWING accident, not a heroin accident.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Soothing Vapors posted:

being a braindead hillbilly is the best base for MMA

Speaking of...

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


GSP is not impressed with Matt Hughes's recovery.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Honoring Matt Hughes is somehow worse than Micheal Brown getting murdered. I can't forgive this, St. Louis.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Oh cool his body finally caught up with his brain

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



im that one guy in that famous black and white photo in the crowd who refused to heil hitler rn

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Oh gently caress they bought one of those sim bodies from Black Mirror.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



wow he looks absofuckinlutely miserable to be walking to the octagon

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Bluedeanie posted:

im that one guy in that famous black and white photo in the crowd who refused to heil hitler rn

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
What is this and why is it happening

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
I wonder which woman from the book that was, the one he assaulted when she was a teen or the one that he assaulted on the hospital bed.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Dan Didio posted:

Speaking of...

I feel responsible for this somehow

Bluedeanie posted:

im that one guy in that famous black and white photo in the crowd who refused to heil hitler rn

hahahaha god drat

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Oh, good. I thought they were gonna make him go up the stairs into the cage and talk to the crowd or something.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Aside from the hosed up leg Hughes looked in pretty good shape for a guy that got owned by a train

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
He's dancing. Is there some kind of curse associated with dancing on your way to the octagon?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I will always love Meek for elbowing the hell out of Palhares but I'm hoping Usman takes this one. He is insanely good and entertaining of a fighter.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
do you think matt hughes ever reads his t shirt and gets confused about who he is

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Dr. Abysmal posted:

Aside from the hosed up leg Hughes looked in pretty good shape for a guy that got owned by a train

he looked like an unlubricated tin man ready to burst into tears of despair at any moment, until dana embraced him and the tremendous healing power of the goof's arms brought him inner peace

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Meek looks like a guy who's a litlle too old to be in the club, but who's still obsessed with glowsticks.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I keep thinking (hoping) that his name is Evil Meek

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

I'm the guy in the crowd booing after 10 seconds of guillotine

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
the meek shall inherit the earth, or at least get ground into it for a round

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
"he doesn't want to spaz out"

:catstare:

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


That slam looked cool.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
There's a quote from the writer George Plimpton about how even very large men look absolutely tiny when they get knocked out. It's similar when someone as big as Emil Meek gets thrown round like a child.

Usman is bad, however, much like all fighters.

Snowman_McK fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Jan 15, 2018

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Viking Brawling blows as a base for mma.

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