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Even down here where the tapwater is questionable people get home versions of water coolers. The economy of scale is presumably an order of magnitude better than individual bottles of water and it's the same goddamn stuff.
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Maybe they should give the dog soda. It's only a little bit more expensive, and then it'll be like a treat every time he's thirsty!
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 13:55 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Wack for my daddy oh
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 14:11 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:Even down here where the tapwater is questionable people get home versions of water coolers. The economy of scale is presumably an order of magnitude better than individual bottles of water and it's the same goddamn stuff. With those you get 18L for $5, and the bottles are just refilled and reused instead of going into the garbage or worse. A case of 24 is 12L for about $7 (although frequently on sale for $4 or $5)
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 14:57 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:They might have been running off a regulated pulsing DC from the central computer, so they could be adjusted forward by increasing the frequency to advance, and I guess an inverse polarity signal to turn it back. But the concentration of negative tachyons would have specifically prevented any attempts to reverse polarity!
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 15:54 |
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Lobok posted:But the concentration of negative tachyons would have specifically prevented any attempts to reverse polarity! I cannae break the laws o' physics, captain!
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 17:00 |
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I'm a shitposter not an engineer!
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 17:16 |
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Trig Discipline posted:she's my favorite food network celebrity It’s my least favorite airport
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 17:25 |
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A spouse refusing to let Fido drink anything but the finest of bottled water is grounds for divorce and euthanasia (the spouse in both cases).
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 18:05 |
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I'm a notary...I wonder if I can draft up "Pet Divorce Name Changes" to "legally" change a pet's last name.
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 18:22 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:It’s my least favorite airport ahaha nice
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 18:49 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm a notary...I wonder if I can draft up "Pet Divorce Name Changes" to "legally" change a pet's last name. I don't know what the rules are, but I bet you could expand it to a naming service for pets, w/a nice looking officially notarized certificate with fancy legalese affirming that this animal is hereby named Whatever. A Pet Naming Ceremony is empowering, even if the certificate just means "Yep you definitely told me that this is your their pets name today". Then they'll have to pay for a new one if they want to change its name. Not because it's legally necessary, its just schoolyard rules that you can't change a nickname without community approval. It wouldn't be official.
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 21:09 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm a notary...I wonder if I can draft up "Pet Divorce Name Changes" to "legally" change a pet's last name. Youd have to clear this with the AKC or whatever Kennel Club your dog is registered with, and yes Its a real concern in crazy dog world.
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 21:20 |
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Syd Midnight posted:I don't know what the rules are, but I bet you could expand it to a naming service for pets, w/a nice looking officially notarized certificate with fancy legalese affirming that this animal is hereby named Whatever. A Pet Naming Ceremony is empowering, even if the certificate just means "Yep you definitely told me that this is your their pets name today". Purebred animals already have certified names, and they're almost always really dumb.
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# ? Jan 18, 2018 21:51 |
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I need that quote about oblivious libertarian who doesn't realize how dependent he is on the gov't, please
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 00:33 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I need that quote about oblivious libertarian who doesn't realize how dependent he is on the gov't, please Here you go. quote:For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the man who will now tell you.” The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country—of the world, thought the chief engineer—sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 00:36 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I need that quote about oblivious libertarian who doesn't realize how dependent he is on the gov't, please quote:This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration has determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 00:44 |
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Turtlicious posted:S SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Stop making a spider hot, I agree.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 03:16 |
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I'm trying to remember a forums quote relatively recently that got the reaction 'That turned into an R-rated Grandpa Simpson monologue'.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 05:38 |
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I think it was the one about "I don't eat poo poo, but sometimes some poo poo gets in my mouth" from that woman who had trouble recognizing that she was in an abusive relationship.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 05:44 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:I'm trying to remember a forums quote relatively recently that got the reaction 'That turned into an R-rated Grandpa Simpson monologue'. It was this!
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 09:39 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:It was this! That’s from Donald Sterling, the racist dude who used to own the LA Clippers
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 10:40 |
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The whole deposition (or what's available online anyway) is hilarious, because Sterling just can't stop himself from describing his sexual encounters in detail, no matter what the actual question was.quote:Q: Sir, the same woman who worked for you, Esmeralda, she was also in New York with Edith and Alexandra, wasn't she? I hope they made him keep his hands where the judge could see them during the interview.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 12:56 |
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Roro posted:Purebred animals already have certified names, and they're almost always really dumb.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 16:49 |
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Roro posted:Purebred animals already have certified names, and they're almost always really dumb. Back in the 1700s, when there weren't so freakin many purebred horses in need of increasingly convoluted and therefore unique names*, there was a champion racehorse named Potoooooooo. The story is that it was supposed to be named Potatoes, but the stablehand sent to register it played a cheeky joke and had it named Pot-8-"o's". *would not be surprised if by now there was a horse named xXx_*sephiroth*_xXx
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Phy posted:Back in the 1700s, when there weren't so freakin many purebred horses in need of increasingly convoluted and therefore unique names*, there was a champion racehorse named Potoooooooo. The story is that it was supposed to be named Potatoes, but the stablehand sent to register it played a cheeky joke and had it named Pot-8-"o's".
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:31 |
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There was a horse in the RCMP stables called Eula. Apparently they let kids name the new foals, so some poor kid named a horse End-User License Agreement.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 18:48 |
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I heard once someone tried to give their horse a really long, unpronounceable name, and then for some reason they could play unauthorized games on their Wii.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:12 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:There was a horse in the RCMP stables called Eula. Apparently they let kids name the new foals, so some poor kid named a horse End-User License Agreement. Eula is a real name, though its popularity topped like a century ago
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:There was a horse in the RCMP stables called Eula. Apparently they let kids name the new foals, so some poor kid named a horse End-User License Agreement. Hm, those cops better check that horse closely then. Otherwise they might get taken for a ride.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:35 |
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Whoa Ray's a cat??
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:52 |
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Lobok posted:Hm, those cops better check that horse closely then. Otherwise they might get taken for a ride.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:53 |
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Rough Lobster posted:Whoa
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FactsAreUseless posted:Roast Beef, Ray, and Pat are cats. Teodor is a rabbit. Cornelius is a bear. Lyle is a tiger. Philippe is five. This is a funny forums quote.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Roast Beef, Ray, and Pat are cats. Teodor is a rabbit. Cornelius is a bear. Lyle is a tiger. Philippe is five. Teodor is a bear too, him and Cornelius and Phillipe are all stuffed animals
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:22 |
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Sir Lemming posted:I heard once someone tried to give their horse a really long, unpronounceable name, and then for some reason they could play unauthorized games on their Wii.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:28 |
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Sir Lemming posted:I heard once someone tried to give their horse a really long, unpronounceable name, and then for some reason they could play unauthorized games on their Wii. My friend's horse had a really long, unpronounceable name and one day just for fun I tried saying it backwards and that sent the horse back to its home dimension
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:43 |
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Lobok posted:My friend's horse had a really long, unpronounceable name and one day just for fun I tried saying it backwards and that sent the horse back to its home dimension
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:59 |
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Random Hajile posted:Poor old Freckles, sent back to the elemental plane of horse and
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 21:57 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Roast Beef, Ray, and Pat are cats. Teodor is a rabbit. Cornelius is a bear. Lyle is a tiger. Philippe is five. Philippe was originally a "retarded otter" iirc until onstad got yelled at or started feeling bad about it
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