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Trig Discipline posted:Yeah I never mean anything by it, it's just that when I see an opening that's funny or gross I can't help myself. The key thing to be liked on the forums is to make dumb jokes at literally every opportunity no matter what
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Inescapable Duck posted:The key thing to be liked on the forums is to make dumb jokes at literally every opportunity no matter what Hasn't worked for me. 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Hasn't worked for me. Dumb jokes. Not erudite ones.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Dumb jokes. Not erudite ones. Aww. 
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Inescapable Duck posted:The key thing to be liked on the forums is to make dumb jokes at literally every opportunity no matter what
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Hasn't worked for me. That's because you have to make one, not be one.
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Roro posted:That's because you have to make one, not be one. Aww.
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Please do not insult my good friend absurd alhazred as his life is already bad enough being a liberal.
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oldpainless posted:Please do not insult my good friend absurd alhazred as his life is already bad enough being a liberal. 
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More like poor OldFreckless58 who got really obsessed with the concept of "bees" and tried to channel it constantly, got really paranoid, started seeing bees in the corners of his eyes etc, until he died of prodromal schizophrenia.
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oldpainless posted:Please do not insult my good friend absurd alhazred as his life is already bad enough being a liberal. Dumb, not full retard
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Vulgar posted:Dumb, not full retard Please refrain from using hurtful language you stupid idiot fucker
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Stupid and idiot found each other, beautiful really.
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Soviet Commubot posted:Muskrat is a traditional Lent meal in southeast Michigan because the Archdiocese of Detroit declared muskrat to be a fish for Lent purposes a long time ago. Who What Now posted:All mammals that dwell primarily in rivers are considered fish for Lent. So beavers and capyberas are also allowed! Trig Discipline posted:I'm not a catholic, but eating beaver is a huge part of my religion too.
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 cool startup feel posted:im assuming thats some kind of libertarian seasteading platform H.P. Hovercraft posted:child pornography dispensing buoy Powerful Two-Hander posted:north atlantic man/buoy love association
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Yes. You meant that beaver. We know. Yeesh, way to over-explain your own joke. 
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Phyzzle posted:More like poor OldFreckless58 who got really obsessed with the concept of "bees" and tried to channel it constantly, got really paranoid, started seeing bees in the corners of his eyes etc, until he died of prodromal schizophrenia. Welp, we can stop making this joke now, nobody will top this one.
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oldpainless posted:Please refrain from using hurtful language you stupid idiot fucker I do love to gently caress stupid idiots. So, how you doin’? Wanna get a drink?
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Jokes that are funny, like a clown, are for children, an Adults deals in subtlety.
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Solice Kirsk posted:How? Heath posted:They say some high ranking natives can speak the language of animals.
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Vulgar posted:I do love to gently caress stupid idiots. Yes, I’m always available to make new friends.
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Tree Goat posted:the novel as form will be superseded by:
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It took me a minute to decide that this was not some sort of Loss reference, which is what will supersede the short story format.
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null_pointer is just one goon against many, but that doesn't mean they're not going to try!null_pointer posted:Jesus Christ, guys, please stop. You're going to get the thread locked.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:People always complain about Pearl clutching but if Martha Wayne was less Pearl clutching she and Thomas would be alive today with a well adjusted Bruce running their company. Batman wouldn't exist and the world would be better for it
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Malachite_Dragon posted:For a hot second my brain parsed that as 'people always complain about Pearl harbor' because of the capitalized Pearls, and I was like Zero
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Malachite_Dragon posted:For a hot second my brain parsed that as 'people always complain about Pearl harbor' because of the capitalized Pearls, and I was like Ben Affleck, obviously.
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Lobok posted:Ben Affleck, obviously.
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canyoneer posted:Zero This one too.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:"im not bankrupt! im not bankrupt !!", i continue to insist as i slowly buy my first modular synth and disappear into a robot fart
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Knormal posted:I have some bad news, and some good news. jojoinnit posted:Jeremy spoke in class today
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Cubone posted:I went on a date with a goon once. he was five hours late to our agreed meeting place at an abandoned sewage treatment plant, and when he finally showed up, instead of the cute redhead in the photos he'd been sending me, he was a dog that hovered a foot off the ground and laughed like a man. the sex was terrible and he kept demanding that I solve his puzzle box, but all in all it wasn't the worst date I've ever been on
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For some reason a floating dog that barks like a man sounded really familiar, and now I'm reading the front-page Dog Classifieds again, so thank you for this. I have yet to find the floating dog, but I'm really enjoying myself and wanted to remind people of them.
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