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Bogus Adventure posted:I come bearing the #blessed chameleon That's not how chameleons work  They change colour for things mood and health, not camouflage. Here's camouflage: 
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Gorilla Salad posted:That's not how chameleons work Cooldude chameleon just wanted to match the sunglasses! Also, octopuses are always very #blessed. 
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Korean Jesus is a black belt in brazilian jiu-jitsu. Is the person stabbing it with a dildo?
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Bogus Adventure posted:Is the person stabbing it with a dildo? What do you do with your pocket pussy?
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Duke Pukem posted:Crom!
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Solice Kirsk posted:What do you do with your pocket pussy?  
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Duke Pukem posted:Crom! 
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This man is extremely blessed he prays for the souls of those who have sinned in the way of asscrack impropriety
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Duke Pukem posted:Crom! BY CROM!
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Monkey Fracas posted:This man is extremely blessed Didn't he get banned from all MtG tournaments over this? If so, it's a bitchmade move on their part for punishing this blessed soul rather than telling their slovenly players to pull their loving
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Didn't he get banned from all MtG tournaments over this? If so, it's a bitchmade move on their part for punishing this blessed soul rather than telling their slovenly players to pull their loving He's unbanned now. But yeah he got a ban for bullying
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Didn't he get banned from all MtG tournaments over this? If so, it's a bitchmade move on their part for punishing this blessed soul rather than telling their slovenly players to pull their loving he got a ban for a year. you dont want people going around taking pictures and bodyshaming your customers, on the other hand, you can't ban a stud like this for more than a year
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this is 25 blessed seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIzp5aL1Hf4
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:this is 25 blessed seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SCDM08G1vI
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I sit there slack-jawed, unblinking, stock still, completely mesmerized by this gif. nothing but the gif seems real, nothing else exists in my world. Time passes... months later, police break into my home on a welfare check call and find my dessicated corpse still seated in the chair in front of the monitor, that gif looping on the monitor. it's hard to tell, but my corpse seems to be smiling...
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*calculates cost of single tire/rim vs paying boot fine, gets out jack*
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Anyone remember the story of that guy who had a spare car that got booted under less than above-board circumstances, so he just left it parked in his driveway and told them "come get your boot whenever, but I'm not paying a fine."
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Volcott posted:Anyone remember the story of that guy who had a spare car that got booted under less than above-board circumstances, so he just left it parked in his driveway and told them "come get your boot whenever, but I'm not paying a fine." Yeah but I think he actually put it on dollies and rolled it into his garage.
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Volcott posted:Anyone remember the story of that guy who had a spare car that got booted under less than above-board circumstances, so he just left it parked in his driveway and told them "come get your boot whenever, but I'm not paying a fine." One of my friends got a boot on his $300 Rav4 once. He went back, pulled the other three tires off the car, and just let it sit there disks straight on pavement. The car wasn't worth enough to pay down the fines so he decided to let the city take it. In his words, "Yeah, they got my piece of poo poo car, but I at least made them call a flat bed to get it anywhere."
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Bum the Sad posted:Yeah but I think he actually put it on dollies and rolled it into his garage.
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Dr. Quarex posted:I feel like the whole thing somehow turned on it being booted on his property, and the company being unable to retrieve the boot legally as a result, though that could just be because he rolled it into his garage. The booting company called the cops saying that he stole their boot, but he told the police that the company could come and get the boot at any time (he was documenting everything). Cops sided with him, and the company got so butt-hurt that they booted the entire neighborhood, then got kicked out of the neighborhood since it was gated.
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I seriously cannot get over how sly this alligator looks. I've been thinking about it for hours
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Blistex posted:The booting company called the cops saying that he stole their boot, but he told the police that the company could come and get the boot at any time (he was documenting everything). Cops sided with him, and the company got so butt-hurt that they booted the entire neighborhood, then got kicked out of the neighborhood since it was gated. This sounds correct. He was like yeah dudes. Come on over anytime and I’ll let you into my garage and get the boot.
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Found the car boot guy. The photos seem to have vanished into the ether but the story is perfectly followable without them. https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/threads/an-audi-gets-booted-let-the-games-begin.107924/#post-3060584
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I seriously cannot get over how sly this alligator looks. I've been thinking about it for hours It's contemplating how truly #blessed it is.
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