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Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

It's the first day of March! You know what that means? Let's celebrate Christmas for some reason!

P.S.: There's like a ten-second section in this vid that's kinda NSFW so be careful out there!




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Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?
Wait, has the rest of this LP been safe for work? Where do you work, Kaubocks?

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

Vavrek posted:

Wait, has the rest of this LP been safe for work? Where do you work, Kaubocks?

Santa's workshop

Kase moch
Jun 5, 2012

Gentlemen prefer blondes
These Christmas maps show a real bump in quality. Popular subject I guess?

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
I was not ready for the second coming of Rocketman.

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

I was not ready for the second coming of Rocketman.

Are you implying that Rocket Man ever left?

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
You are the Rocket Man.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Rocket Man will always live in our hearts.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Transformers dicks in tumblr/fandom parlance are called spikes, Kaubocks, and they're not exhaust pipes.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
Exhaust pipes are obviously butts.

Transformers can have a lot of those I guess.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

StrixNebulosa posted:

Transformers dicks in tumblr/fandom parlance are called spikes, Kaubocks, and they're not exhaust pipes.

What are the logical purpose of spikes?

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Sinners Sandwich posted:

What are the logical purpose of spikes?

So porn can be written about them.

But okay okay: spikes are ostensibly used for energy transfers, or the sharing of transfluid. Ladybits are called valves. These days instead of mechs having one or the other, most authors just give any given Transformer both sets of equipment, or have a spike transform into a valve or vise-versa.

You might be pleased to learn that Transformers are often depicted as laying eggs.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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I am not pleased in any way, shape, or form by any of this! I am not pleased at all!

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

This is educational as hell.

StrixNebulosa posted:

These days instead of mechs having one or the other, most authors just give any given Transformer both sets of equipment, or have a spike transform into a valve or vise-versa.

if they only had one they'd be Cisformers

Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Mar 2, 2018

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

I am not pleased in any way, shape, or form by any of this! I am not pleased at all!

you've come to the wrong thread friend

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Optimus Prime, our lord and savior, hatched from a cyber egg.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Optimus Prime, our lord and savior, hatched from a cyber egg.

The Virgin Hatching.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Really Pants posted:

This is educational as hell.


if they only had one they'd be Cisformers

I wasn't ready for that joke. Oh man.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Happy Christmas, one and all! May your rocket Santas always come within range of your yuletide railguns.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Optimus Prime, our lord and savior, hatched from a cyber egg.

You have no idea how close you are:

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Gorilla Salad posted:

You have no idea how close you are:

.... What the ever-living hell has JRO been doing with Transformers comics since I quit reading?

TheDarkFlame
May 4, 2013

You tell me I didn't build that?

I'll have you know I worked my fingers to the bone to get where I am today.
You know, when I saw this LP, once the first video had shown its hand and I realised exactly what it was supposed to be (An ancient game engine used as a canvas for the ideas and creativity of weird internet people who put time and effortsome effort into not wanting to go outside and interact with real people, and then demonstrated and misused by these two nutjobs) I knew there would probably be a decent amount of WHAT THE gently caress on display here.

I may have underestimated the thread's ability to produce a similar effect.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

StrixNebulosa posted:

.... What the ever-living hell has JRO been doing with Transformers comics since I quit reading?

As a reader of Image's Jem and the Holograms comic, I love how unleashed Hasbro allows writers to work with their properties. I wonder if it's like the Sonic Archie comics where Sega went years without knowing how off the rails the comics have become.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Sinners Sandwich posted:

As a reader of Image's Jem and the Holograms comic, I love how unleashed Hasbro allows writers to work with their properties. I wonder if it's like the Sonic Archie comics where Sega went years without knowing how off the rails the comics have become.

On the one hand, unbounded creativity is good.

On the other hand, JRO kept killing off characters for no reason so the sooner they stuff him and reboot the comics the better. (I know, I know, they'll never stuff him. But they should! MTMTE used to be some of the best comics around, but he's since crawled up his own aft in his writing and as I understand it the torture/tragedy porn has gone off the rails...but my sources did not tell me about Scorponok having a kid, so I'll need to interrogate them for information later.)

e:

StrixNebulosa fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Mar 8, 2018

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

sorry for the slight delay on this episode! we had some internal debate on how bad this episode was and whether or not it was worth posting. definitely don't read too much into this. enjoy!

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Kaubocks posted:

sorry for the slight delay on this episode! we had some internal debate on how bad this episode was and whether or not it was worth posting. definitely don't read too much into this. enjoy!

"So we made portal, but with incompetent cube physics, and it's required to solve all of the puzzles"

what

how

who thought this was a good idea????

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

So was that middle map the one actually good Sven Co-op map?

Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012
You can play things that you enjoy, and I'll watch them and enjoy them too!

Or at least, I was going to say that. Then you got to cube hell and realized that your pain is delicious.

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font
Now I don't want to judge Sven Co-op without playing it myself but is that really how cube physics are supposed to work in that map?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Tenebrais posted:

So was that middle map the one actually good Sven Co-op map?

There was also the Hotline Miami map, which was really meant for 16 players but Kaubocks and Panzer still had fun with.

Also... 'bad episode'? I'm confused.

Inferior
Oct 19, 2012

It was worth it all for the image of a tube of Aquafresh toothpaste furiously flexing atop a buttered cube.

Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!
Kaubocks I am incredibly disappointed you didn't pull the cube out from under Panzer with the cube stuck button.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

Tenebrais posted:

So was that middle map the one actually good Sven Co-op map?

they're all good maps

sven co-op owns, actually

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

Also... 'bad episode'? I'm confused.

let's just say that while i'm exaggerating a little bit for comedic effect i am definitely technically telling the truth and we had a last minute talk about not posting this video for reasons


Grizzwold posted:

Kaubocks I am incredibly disappointed you didn't pull the cube out from under Panzer with the cube stuck button.

i sadly did not have this thought until reviewing the episode in editing and i think there are laws against falsifying let's play recordings and acting like it's not planned so i couldn't go back and redo it

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Who makes those images for the video links anyhow? Because I really like this one.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Kaubocks posted:

let's just say that while i'm exaggerating a little bit for comedic effect i am definitely technically telling the truth and we had a last minute talk about not posting this video for reasons

Thank you for posting it - I had fun watching this video, and I look forward to the next one!

Panzer Skank
Jan 12, 2004

He's a regular-crab.
Not, like, a sex-crab.

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

Who makes those images for the video links anyhow? Because I really like this one.

It's me but Kaubocks gives me the most incredible suggestions which make the images perfect

FeyerbrandX
Oct 9, 2012

I regret that I was unable to be there, and capable of rockin you all like a Turrican.

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

CUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Mmm, physics jank. I imagine people who play Half-Life seriously after all this time are goddamn savants at physics jank.

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Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

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