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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Would you eat a turd on google hangout for $10000 US?

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Who is Paul Blart

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
no, that isn’t very much money

legion989
Jan 18, 2013
I'd let someone :gas: in my mouth on Google Hangouts for $10000 US

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Sure.

MAJOR STRYkER
Jan 2, 2008

FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE...
ya then i'd buy a bitcoin

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Sorry about your lot

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I’d do it for free.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Yea why you got venmo?

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

If I eat a turd on Google hangout all my recommended searches are going to be about eating poo poo

sign me up i'll do it

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Maybe a few more zeros to that. And no decimal. Not getting fleeced like last time with msn messenger and all that cum.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I could really use 10k

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l
THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER LATE CAPITALISM

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Describe the turd

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
A human turd

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Hmmm

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I don't think I can afford that

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Does it have a high corn/peanut ratio? :thunk:

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
It has whatever you want it to have bro

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
this is a less enticing offer than sucking a dick for 1 million dollars but I accept regardless

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
how big the turd though

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i wouldn't be interested in eating a small turd i only eat that chocolate thunder

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

go big or go home

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Is google hangout where all the hip young people "hang out" nowadays or something

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
yup and in person

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
there's also a question of consistency

I mean I could probably just swallow a small hard turd like tylenol but if it's an 8 inch rope of hot molasses I'm not so sure

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
https://youtu.be/0g09RQfWEY4

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


How big? Constipated turdlets yeah. Smallish consistent loaf sure but those pasty turds and anything snake-like or liquid is not gonna happen

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

It has whatever you want it to have bro

I’m gonna say no I wouldn’t. :thunk:

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

could almost get all the eu4 dlc for that, so yes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hell Yeah posted:

i wouldn't be interested in eating a small turd i only eat that chocolate thunder

What about a 2 liter of diarrhea? :thunk:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

ew gross I would never use google hangout

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Only on Allo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Also we haven’t established if you get paid to eat the turd or you pay to eat the turd. :thunk:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
tech companies and their employees can literally, LITERALLY suck the feces directly out of my own rear end in a top hat

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

For $10,000 no way pal!

Google hangout turds are the least trustworthy. They could have razorblades with AIDS in them!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’d pay ten grand to eat a tay tay turd

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
How big is it?

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I have handled a lot of poop in the lab. I dont think it would be possible without puking.

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Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
I’d agree then claim you didn’t properly define eat or turn and have some chocolate covered Kopi Luwak beans :smug:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

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