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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


Shuckabeast vs Pixie Hicks

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MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Bearjew posted:

i really hope that Cambridge Analytica has a mycrimes.txt

seems like the type of place to have that

They have a mycrimes.mp4 that will air on Channel 4 tomorrow, this is not a joke either.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/PostRoz/status/975843678966120448

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Xaris posted:

hmm

he may haev a point

mike pompeo is spying on ur penis as you piss

to create a global vast network of piss tapes

sorta like a talent contest show? like 'the voice' but 'the piss'? or maybe 'american piss-idol'?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Kurtofan posted:

self-owning posts

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


big hicks

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Rah! posted:

lmao donny is so insecure about his microdick and goodbrains that he's jealous and scared of literally every other man

especially jeb

Trump doesn't believe that women can have the same ambition as men, that's why he's super insecure around other men but dismissive that women can have an agency of their own

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

https://www.google.com/maps/@30.6036315,-104.5184606,3a,75y,38.32h,71.22t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgOtKYvCA9E2NjR0Wg73mjQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Robot Zuckerberg seems to have been keeping a low profile lately. Wonder if he’s eaten any plain toast to console himself.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

BraveUlysses posted:

sorta like a talent contest show? like 'the voice' but 'the piss'? or maybe 'american piss-idol'?

piss tape has no power if everyone has a piss tape *taps noggin*

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Stupid
Bread Liar

lmao what a bunch of morons, hope Mueller just checks with his sources to confirm the docs the WH provided are lies.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



It's consistently hilarious how Trump's lawyers are fully aware that if he is asked too many questions he'll eventually just reveal everything in one rambling stream of (what technically qualifies as) consciousness

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

so why is hope hicks cosplaying as elaine benes anyway

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

quote:

President Trump’s attorneys have provided the special counsel’s office with written descriptions that chronicle key moments under investigation in hopes of curtailing the scope of a presidential interview, according to two people familiar with the situation.

since it's a given that these make false representations and omit material facts, is that something he can get in trouble for?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ramadu posted:

i was smokin a lot of weed in feb so that sounds about right to sleep through



drygoods is great~

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Xaris posted:

piss tape has no power if everyone has a piss tape *taps noggin*

piss tape is real, extremely powerful, and my friend

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Xaris posted:

piss tape has no power if everyone has a piss tape *taps noggin*

ok hear me out

after the piss tape is leaked

maybe the show comes out

and piss tapes go mainstream

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Xaris posted:

piss tape has no power if everyone has a piss tape *taps noggin*

seize the means of pissduction

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

tiny huckabee

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



IRON STACHE!
IRON STACHE!
IRON STACHE!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
IRON STACHE MAKE THAT PUSSY RIOT

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



MysteriousStranger posted:

They have a mycrimes.mp4 that will air on Channel 4 tomorrow, this is not a joke either.

yeah but that's just like episode 13 of season 3. hoping the book version is more detailed with the lore and poo poo

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

do u think trump identifies with the hamburglar

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/traciemac_Bmore/status/975825076938567681

https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/975842828009005063

infrastructure week!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
[extremely ernest cline voice]:

Taintrunner posted:

IRON STACHE MAKE THAT PUSSY RIOT

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

they will later complain that the mueller team keeps moving the goalposts & that they were SUPPOSED to be finished their investigation after these were handed over

trump's legal team is the douchebag who acts like you agreed to every dumb idea they say out loud

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Duscat posted:

since it's a given that these make false representations and omit material facts, is that something he can get in trouble for?

it'll probably make it more likely that his interview happens and takes even longer in order to give him the chance to clarify or amend those statements

unlikely to get him in direct trouble but works against what he wants and digs his hole deeper

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



:wow:

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/975845435561660423

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

lol interviewing mueller with trumps :yooge: fat mouth would be the greatest thing on this earth right now

they also wanted him to read off written statements instead too lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lol if May gets pulled in

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


What are the odds Trump pulls out his phone to catch up on tweets while being interviewed by Mueller?

He has the attention span of a goldfish.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
who said that

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/474134260149157888?lang=en

guys I'm noticing a running theme here

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bearjew posted:

lol if May gets pulled in

:pray:

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



https://i.imgur.com/Rbh0fFy.gifv

anotherone
Feb 8, 2001
Username taken, please choose another one

who says "you see" like that outside of aristocratic Englishmen during the war

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Kasparov63/status/975845892027711488

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