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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

in the third panel that's jjj's reaction to learning that nsm is not in fact trying to get himself killed. "oh. he's just being an idiot for no reason again."

JJJ is right

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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
JJJ looking even more like hitler the longer he stays in this swamp

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Samovar posted:

I reckon Hulk and the Lizard are going to team up and have a game of tennis using Spidey.
Can someone take that window panel we've been editing for half the thread and have Pete being constantly hit down and back up in the background?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


Gee, Spider-Man, your mom let you have TWO beatings?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



RIP

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

This arc is going to end with Peter reading a "WEBBED MENACE" article in the paper and making a smug rear end comment about not teaching an old dog new tricks or something isn't it?

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

At this point, Jonah is only making those articles to make Peter feel more effective than he actually is. Jonah know's full well that Peter can't even menace an 8 year old child. He's just throwing him a bone.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
This fight is going to solve itself, webhead

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPPQs5qX9kQ

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Samuringa posted:

This fight is going to solve itself, webhead

Gross.

Especially in the context of today's comic:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'm glad you cropped out the third panel of Jonah slowly raising a gun to the side of his head.

Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012

So the Lizard isn't even trying to hit the Hulk here and is just aiming for Spidey, right?

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince
Alternatively, his spider-sense has alerted him to a fist that he can hit with his face.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Jerusalem posted:

I'm glad you cropped out the third panel of Jonah slowly raising a gun to the side of his head.
JJJ just knows he'll have nothing to live for if Spidey gets killed here. His hate is what keeps him going.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He'd lose his best source of front page rage

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I hate him!
*gets slapped with a croc*
I love him!
*gets slapped with a boa*
I hate him!

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

davidspackage posted:

I hate him!
*gets slapped with a croc*
I love him!
*gets slapped with a boa*
I hate him!



I have regrets

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



farraday posted:



I have regrets

Now do it as Chinatown

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

bunnyofdoom posted:

Now do it as Chinatown
Forget it, bunnyofdoom.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

farraday posted:



I have regrets

You shouldn't. :allears:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

:allears:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


FRAKK

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

farraday posted:



I have regrets

It's more than I could've asked for. :golfclap:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Weekend artist laying down the good art gauntlet to the weekday artist. Little does he know that weekday artist knows exactly what we want and is happy to give it to us: Spidey getting backhanded 3-5 times a week by a pissed off green dude!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Hulk just frakked Spider-man

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Get Hulk to calm down by calling him Banner and a monster. :3:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Get Hulk to calm down by calling him Banner and a monster. :3:

- to the death!!

Maybe also tell him to be careful as the lizard is stronger than the hulk

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Apr 1, 2018

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
Peter needs to take the L on this one

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Synthbuttrange posted:

Get Hulk to calm down by calling him Banner and a monster. :3:

Yeah, I know newspaper spider-man is dumb but he has called him Banner like 20 times

"Banner! Stop!"
"HULK NOT BANNER"
"Seriously Banner! Stop!"
"STOP SAY PUNY BANNER"
"I'm begging you Banner! Calm down!"
"HULK. NOT. BANNER."
"You can't do this Bruce!"
"DO NOT CALL HULK BANNER AGAIN"
"Banner I know you are in there you piece of poo poo, gently caress you you mindless monster!!!"
"RRRRRRR"

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

VictorianQueerLit posted:

Yeah, I know newspaper spider-man is dumb but he has called him Banner like 20 times

"Banner! Stop!"
"HULK NOT BANNER"
"Seriously Banner! Stop!"
"STOP SAY PUNY BANNER"
"I'm begging you Banner! Calm down!"
"HULK. NOT. BANNER."
"You can't do this Bruce!"
"DO NOT CALL HULK BANNER AGAIN"
"Banner I know you are in there you piece of poo poo, gently caress you you mindless monster!!!"
"RRRRRRR"

You need to fight it as Banner is stronger than the Hulk

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Oh my god guys wait there's only one established way to stop this

SPIDEY NEEDS TO INJECTS HIS BLOOD INTO THESE GREEN BEASTS

Maxwell Adams
Oct 21, 2000

T E E F S
NSM is the one guy on the server who somehow hit level cap without ever learning how to assign skill points, and now he keeps accepting high-level quests where he literally can't do anything.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Oh my god guys wait there's only one established way to stop this

SPIDEY NEEDS TO INJECTS HIS BLOOD INTO THESE GREEN BEASTS

Hence, Spidey's plan of jumping between their fists until they're both covered in his blood.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Maxwell Adams posted:

NSM is the one guy on the server who somehow hit level cap without ever learning how to assign skill points, and now he keeps accepting high-level quests where he literally can't do anything.
:allears: perfect

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
I think what green monster we know who needs to show up next

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007



The gronk is spreading...

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Every day in NSM is April Fool's

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



They team up to murder Spidey.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The classic 90s Spider-Man's Shoulder Barge

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Can we get an entire second week of "Hulk and The Lizard are fighting! I need to stop them!" "I can't believe I'm rooting for spiderman" *nothing actually changes in the fight*? The writers seem optimistic.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'm hoping Jonah is gonna wade in and start backhanding Spidey too

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