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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

That Works posted:

Papists now running the congress I see.

All is as it should be

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ahahahahahahahahaha

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say

http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html

quote:

The Kenilworth school superintendent charged Monday with defecating in public was caught in the act at the Holmdel High School football field and track after surveillance was set up due to human feces being found "on a daily basis," police said.

The Kenilworth school superintendent charged Monday with defecating in public was caught in the act at the Holmdel High School football field and track after surveillance was set up due to human feces being found "on a daily basis," police said.

Thomas Tramaglini, 42, lives about 3 miles from Holmdel High School in neighboring Aberdeen. He was running at the track on the athletic fields at 5:50 a.m. before he was arrested.

Track coaches and staff at Holmdel High School told the district's resource officer that they found human feces on or near the football field and track daily, Holmdel police said in a statement Thursday.

School employees began monitoring the area and on Monday police arrested Tramaglini at 5:50 a.m., according to Sgt. Theodore Sigismondi.

Tramaglini is also charged with lewdness and littering. He is due in municipal court in Holmdel at 8:15 a.m. Monday to answer the charges.

Tramaglini is also a part-time lecturer for the Rutgers Graduate School of Education, according to public records. A Rutgers spokesman didn't immediately comment on the charges.

No one answered the door at Tramaglini's home on Thursday.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHTS_yHZAN4

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

All is as it should be

F

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/LPDonovan/status/992156444760989697

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Found a new, racist, band name "Cocaine Mitch and the China People"

Also, republican candidates for state level offices are the most charismatic people out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI

Before you think that was a spoof,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvaeHllwtw

orange juche fucked around with this message at 01:41 on May 4, 2018

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005




im the swamp captain.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Basil had almost no influence anywhere I lived in TN in 2010. It was the cowboy hat wearing rear end clown that became #2 that snagged all the attention, Ron Ramsey? I think? Looked like a bigger, dumber version of Roy Moore without the pedophilia.

E: me use word wrong.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


If this is the first time you've ever heard of Don Blankenship I loving envy you with the fury of a thousand canned suns.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


shame on an IGA posted:

If this is the first time you've ever heard of Don Blankenship I loving envy you with the fury of a thousand canned suns.

Motherfucker should be rotting in jail. Making jobs for gravediggers is his shtick.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

My cousin would've been in UBB during the explosion if he hadn't quit the week before because they were dicking his paycheck

E: Raise hell, praise Dale

https://youtu.be/KxgK4KBqevo

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 02:19 on May 4, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



I can't really imagine how Don Blankenship gets any votes because he's pretty loving infamous.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Fister Roboto posted:

Brace yourselves for a million FAKE NEWS hot takes from the usual suspects.

Hannity is on it like white on rice right now.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Arrath posted:

Motherfucker should be rotting in jail. Making jobs for gravediggers is his shtick.

I thought I recognized him. He did a year in the federal pen for violating mine safety regulations, after that coal mine of his blew up and killed 30 men.

I thought felony convictions disqualified him from the Senate.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

orange juche posted:

I can't really imagine how Don Blankenship gets any votes because he's pretty loving infamous.

lol

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

RACES ARE NEGRO

NEGRO I TELL YOU

https://twitter.com/sfpathe/status/992202466648383488

WAIT, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FUNNY, YOU MUST BE FRIENDS WITH COCAINE MITCH I'VE NEVER USED A RACE WORD

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BigDave posted:

I thought I recognized him. He did a year in the federal pen for violating mine safety regulations, after that coal mine of his blew up and killed 30 men.

I thought felony convictions disqualified him from the Senate.

Its not a felony, it was downgraded from multiple felonies to a single misdemeanor, because the federal government is pretty soft on corporations, especially corporations and people who are major donors to political parties. Dude's a massive republican donor. Personally, they should have thrown his rear end in jail and lost the key.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Obama seriously broke people's brains in WV, I got an uncle who's a mine engineer and even he was active in the bush years trying to stop mountaintop removal mining and raising the truck weight limit to 140 tons but then the n-word switch flipped and flipped hard. It's like, bruh, there's a reason your brother only has 4 toes and y'all are the first men in the known history of your family to ever see 55.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

orange juche posted:

Its not a felony, it was downgraded from multiple felonies to a single misdemeanor, because the federal government is pretty soft on corporations, especially corporations and people who are major donors to political parties. Dude's a massive republican donor. Personally, they should have thrown his rear end in jail and lost the key.

He should've gotten a year for every man killed in that explosion.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

BigDave posted:

He should've gotten a year bullet for every man killed in that explosion.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

BigDave posted:

I thought felony convictions disqualified him from the Senate.

Felony convictions do not disqualify someone from office for the same reason the definition of treason was put in the constitution.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It just guarantees at least one vote you won't get.

Xenoborg
Mar 10, 2007

hobbesmaster posted:

Felony convictions do not disqualify someone from office for the same reason the definition of treason was put in the constitution.

See also the recent Russian election for why not:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/08/world/europe/russia-aleksei-navalny-putin.html

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

“Is West Virginia people racist?” Showed me all I need to know.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

orange juche posted:

I can't really imagine how Don Blankenship gets any votes because he's pretty loving infamous.

He's playing it as if he were a political prisoner hunted down by Obama.

e: Outside of Florida, the GOP doesn't have many good Senate candidates this year, even in states where Dems are at risk.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/west-virginias-joe-manchin-is-vulnerable-but-will-the-gop-blow-its-chance/

Manchin is fairly popular among the state's business Republicans (my girlfriend's dad is a die hard Republican, but will probably vote for Manchin because he's helped him with getting tree cutting leases in federal forests), but he's still going to face an uphill battle against the die hard red caps that make up most of the state.

psydude fucked around with this message at 03:18 on May 4, 2018

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Soulex posted:

“Is West Virginia people racist?” Showed me all I need to know.

That reminds me of one of my favorite comedy questions, with the question "Is y'all my daddy?"

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



psydude posted:

He's playing it as if he were a political prisoner hunted down by Obama.

Dude definitely knows how to play his audience.

facialimpediment posted:

RACES ARE NEGRO

NEGRO I TELL YOU

https://twitter.com/sfpathe/status/992202466648383488

WAIT, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FUNNY, YOU MUST BE FRIENDS WITH COCAINE MITCH I'VE NEVER USED A RACE WORD

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

BigDave posted:

I thought I recognized him. He did a year in the federal pen for violating mine safety regulations, after that coal mine of his blew up and killed 30 men.

I thought felony convictions disqualified him from the Senate.

There's no federal law that DQs a felon. State laws can, though. This was a big issue when Manning decided to run. :rolleyes:

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

To be fair, most state laws prohibiting felons from running for office or voting are left over from the Jim Crowe era.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Naked Bear posted:

Ahahahahahahahahaha

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say

http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html

The high school phantom was really Mr. Tramaglini! And he would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids!

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

psydude posted:

He's playing it as if he were a political prisoner hunted down by Obama.

e: Outside of Florida, the GOP doesn't have many good Senate candidates this year, even in states where Dems are at risk.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/west-virginias-joe-manchin-is-vulnerable-but-will-the-gop-blow-its-chance/

Manchin is fairly popular among the state's business Republicans (my girlfriend's dad is a die hard Republican, but will probably vote for Manchin because he's helped him with getting tree cutting leases in federal forests), but he's still going to face an uphill battle against the die hard red caps that make up most of the state.

De Leon doesn’t seem too bad. He’s my pick (so far)

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

psydude posted:

To be fair, most state laws prohibiting felons from running for office or voting are left over from the Jim Crowe era.

Ban everyone who became a felon from white collar and/or financial crimes from voting or for running for office.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Bored As gently caress posted:

Ban everyone who became a felon from white collar and/or financial crimes from voting or for running for office.

So like 10 people total? /s

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Bored As gently caress posted:

Ban everyone who became a felon from white collar and/or financial crimes from voting or for running for office.

Lets just hang them from the gallows

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

BadOptics posted:

So like 10 people total? /s

End the revolving door at the FTC/FCC/SEC (and up pay at the regulatory agencies to attract and keep bright folks) to the big banks, encourage the FBI to crack down on financial crimes.

End the carried interest loophole, up the estate tax to 70%, increase the maximum amount of money taxable towards Social Security to $20 million.

Eat the rich.

Bored As Fuck fucked around with this message at 08:18 on May 4, 2018

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

That's like something straight out of a Tim & Eric sketch :stare:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



So the dude who made the flash animation "The End of the World" in 2003 has updated it for 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEEj62ZqFYo

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Eventually, someone's going to flip like a loving pancake.

https://twitter.com/WillieGeist/status/992364143335395328?s=19

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