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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://twitter.com/deadliidev/status/992921342881271810

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Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
Man who threw boiling water on sleeping gay couple sentenced to 40 years in prison

Choice quotes:

quote:

Get out of my house with all that gay

quote:

They were stuck together like two hot dogs … so I poured a little hot water on them and helped them out

What a loving rear end in a top hat

Edit: Didn't notice the date, it's pretty old. Still good freude.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

More recently, a woman here punched someone who sexually molested her in the nose, breaking it. She was just cleared of any wrongdoing by courts.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

gschmidl posted:

More recently, a woman here punched someone who sexually molested her in the nose, breaking it. She was just cleared of any wrongdoing by courts.

He sexually molested her in the nose? How's that work?














...I'll show myself out.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Alter Ego posted:

He sexually molested her in the nose? How's that work?

I knew that was coming but couldn't find a better phrasing :(

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

"A woman punched and broke the nose of someone who molested her."

Edit: Here's some actual schadenfreude: Richard Spencer's site taken down by GoDaddy:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/richard-spencers-website-has-been-pulled-offline-by-godaddy

GrandpaPants has a new favorite as of 13:19 on May 7, 2018

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
"Punched her sexual assailant in the nose" or "punched and broke the nose of her sexual assailant?"

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

“nose-punched”

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

gschmidl posted:

I knew that was coming but couldn't find a better phrasing :(

:haw:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


:wrong:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Untrustable posted:

I think all 3 Jeepers Creepers movies are on Netflix.

I actually like the first Jeepers Creepers movie. I never watched the sequels

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Hoooly poo poo. I feel terrible for laughing but god drat, that shibe's face.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005


dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

CIGNX posted:

It's probably a cars and coffee event. They are pretty popular now, which means you can find a consistent number of people with egos and poor driving skills, hence the cameras.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgzP__qjxrk

Oh my god this is my favorite kind of schad. I could watch these all day.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Can't find it on not-fb, sorry

https://www.facebook.com/wxchasing/videos/638667819798185

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Iron Crowned posted:

I actually like the first Jeepers Creepers movie. I never watched the sequels

The second is alright, but I thought the third was poo poo.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Haha awesome, I was literally right there yesterday, having lunch right next to that ramp. Looks like I left before it got good.

That was a massive car show put on by a local Porsche dealership that stole the Top Gear logo lol. http://www.topgearporsche.com

There was an unrelated Corvette meet in the same parking lot too, nice planning guys

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Gorilla Salad posted:

I'm pretty sure that was him setting up the launch control.

Which is also why there wasn't much tyre spin. The car was set up for the fastest takeoff the engineers who designed it could manage.

Pity then it was being driven by an idiot who failed at every part of it.

Yeah, pretty sure using launch control for anything other than a straight-line run is a really bad idea.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

gschmidl posted:

More recently, a woman here punched someone who sexually molested her in the nose, breaking it. She was just cleared of any wrongdoing by courts.

This story is similar, but the headline is absolutely poo poo:
Tennessee teen 'STABS her classmate with scissors because he pulled up her dress'

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Data Graham posted:

Haha awesome, I was literally right there yesterday, having lunch right next to that ramp. Looks like I left before it got good.

That was a massive car show put on by a local Porsche dealership that stole the Top Gear logo lol. http://www.topgearporsche.com

There was an unrelated Corvette meet in the same parking lot too, nice planning guys

"Unrelated"



MisterOblivious has a new favorite as of 16:24 on May 7, 2018

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


:vince:

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Oh poo poo, the H Mart opened! Thanks thread!

Also, that junction between 4 and 17 was designed by the devil himself.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Oh my god

Also your username is all of us for not seeing that in the background

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
You really shouldn't mess with sportbikes when they're mating.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Picnic Princess posted:

Oh my god

Also your username is all of us for not seeing that in the background

Amazing. That crash was on the northbound side of 17 and thus a world away from the mall where the car show was, and the ambulances and cop cars were all there when I arrived going south. I was all like "Welp, good thing I won't be dealing with that at least"

Didn't have any idea about the Camaro. MisterOblivious indeed

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

:kiss:

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

North Jersey continues to be a crime against humanity.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpF_1NqmCC8

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Xenoletum posted:

North Jersey continues to be a crime against humanity.

Don't qualify it.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdvjyp-t0k

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Oliver North is the new president of the NRA because of course they would.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Mu Zeta posted:

Oliver North is the new president of the NRA because of course they would.

Cliven Bundy turned it down so Old Ollie was their backup.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

I love all the news people calling this unprecedented, I was there for Kalapana Gardens where it was literally the same thing. It's the Big Island, it's not like it's entirely unexpected.

vvv I don't get it either, but that's what the ABC reporter said on the news this morning! vvv

Gynocentric Regime has a new favorite as of 21:19 on May 7, 2018

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Gynocentric Regime posted:

I love all the news people calling this unprecedented, I was there for Kalapana Gardens where it was literally the same thing. It's the Big Island, it's not like it's entirely unexpected.

How can it be at all unexpected when you live on a volcano?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Mu Zeta posted:

Oliver North is the new president of the NRA because of course they would.

I read this headline somewhere and immediately assumed it was satire.

...because it's satire. IDC what year you claim it is; there is no way

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/gxOuV3Y.mp4

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Alter Ego posted:

He sexually molested her in the nose? How's that work?

Bend over and I'll show you

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Bend over and I'll show you

If it fits in a nostril, I'd maybe stop showing it to people.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

SiKboy posted:

If it fits in a nostril, I'd maybe stop showing it to people.

don't kinkshame

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Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
George Zimmerman has been arrested yet again:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/386564-george-zimmerman-charged-with-misdemeanor-stalking

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