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Molly Schuyler grosses me the hell out. The speed and efficiency of her eating reminds of literal sharks, it's insane. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vz-CAcOGxo&t=18s
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It's the lack of efficiency that bothers me. If you're doing it just to say that you've done it, why waste unnecessary amounts of food and money? Taste and satisfaction obviously stop mattering after the first two "meals" 12kg of lard is 109,000 calories. You could just eat ~1.5kg of pure lard a meal for 3 days to make 100,000 and beat this chump's record
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Jul 18, 2018 20:42
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The Door Frame posted:It's the lack of efficiency that bothers me. If you're doing it just to say that you've done it, why waste unnecessary amounts of food and money? Taste and satisfaction obviously stop mattering after the first two "meals" I'd be way more impressed if someone could keep even 1kg of lard down more than 10 seconds than that whole idiot's challenge.
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Jul 18, 2018 20:50
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Jul 18, 2018 21:03
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LifeSunDeath posted:Molly Schuyler grosses me the hell out. The speed and efficiency of her eating reminds of literal sharks, it's insane. Found my wife.
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Jul 18, 2018 21:09
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tallest crocodile posted:I went to college with this guy. He was known around campus as Grimdark Starfox due to the fact that anyone who came near him was subjected to him telling them about his novel-length magnum opus fan fiction that was a grimdark retelling of StarFox. He had an obsession with Crystal and was also responsible for starting the college’s furry club. I thought this said curry club for a second, and not gonna lie I'd dress up as a furry for some free curry.
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Jul 18, 2018 21:12
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Nurge posted:I'd be way more impressed if someone could keep even 1kg of lard down more than 10 seconds than that whole idiot's challenge. I can drink a gallon of water a day on top of whatever the 2200 calories weigh, so ~8.5 lbs of only water, without much trouble. A dedicated "competitive eater" should be able to eat a gallon and a quarter, so ~9.5 lbs of lard plus however much water it takes to not die of dehydration from the obscene amount of sodium in that lard
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Jul 18, 2018 21:18
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chitoryu12 posted:Found my wife. I don't think I could afford a second dinner date 
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Jul 18, 2018 21:21
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The Door Frame posted:It's the lack of efficiency that bothers me. If you're doing it just to say that you've done it, why waste unnecessary amounts of food and money? Taste and satisfaction obviously stop mattering after the first two "meals" Is it even worse than you think? Noticing that you used kg and calories worth a lowercase C, it could be a bit more lard. I haven't done the math but I'm pretty sure this is in "food Calories" which is the USA way of saying kilocalories
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Jul 18, 2018 21:22
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you guys are boring   
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Jul 18, 2018 21:24
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:
Your mom should replace her dildo. Lookin a little worse for wear.
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Jul 18, 2018 21:25
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Spoilers man, not everyone has seen Creep yet
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Jul 18, 2018 21:26
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Iron Crowned posted:Spoilers man, not everyone has seen Creep yet Then what the hell are you doing here? You don’t belong here.
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Jul 18, 2018 21:31
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text me a vag pic posted:you guys are boring Hey, what else ya gon' do when ya hands cold and ya ain't got no pockets.
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Jul 18, 2018 21:51
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You look hot if you walk only on underwear
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Jul 18, 2018 22:09
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dudeness posted:I thought this said curry club for a second, and not gonna lie I'd dress up as a furry for some free curry. It's okay to admit being a furry, so long as you're antifa and didn't vote Green party.
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Jul 18, 2018 22:56
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"We always knew it would come to this, Randall."
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Jul 18, 2018 23:09
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LifeSunDeath posted:Molly Schuyler grosses me the hell out. The speed and efficiency of her eating reminds of literal sharks, it's insane. I don't get competitive eating. That's a steak. A steak should be savored. Whhhhyyy would you eat it like that? The whole point of food is that it tastes loving delicious. How much can you taste when you are literally inhaling it? It's amazing how it looks like both a penis and a vagina.
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Jul 19, 2018 01:12
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Mr. Snickerdoodles posted:It's amazing how it looks like both a penis and a vagina. Formless unity of the presupposed binary signifiers. Jacques Lacan would be proud. Or mad, I can't really tell.
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Jul 19, 2018 01:39
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Mr. Snickerdoodles posted:It's amazing how it looks like both a penis and a vagina. I mean they kinda look the same anyway
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Jul 19, 2018 01:51
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I wonder what those speed eaters dumps are like. Does all the food just shoot out of their other end in a torrent?
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Jul 19, 2018 01:58
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T-man posted:It's okay to admit being a furry Just because we're at the end of civilization doesn't mean we have to lower our standards. I mean, that much.
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Jul 19, 2018 03:38
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Mr. Snickerdoodles posted:I don't get competitive eating. That's a steak. A steak should be savored. Whhhhyyy would you eat it like that? To win money. I wouldn't write articles about adult diapers* for fun, she probably doesn't wolf steaks for fun. It's her job. *Not the pervy kind, the kind for old and disabled people. Though I suppose the pervy kind pays better? :thunkful:
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Jul 19, 2018 03:58
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Panfilo posted:I wonder what those speed eaters dumps are like. Does all the food just shoot out of their other end in a torrent? Someone correct me if i'm wrong but I believe they throw it all / most of it up when they are done.
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Jul 19, 2018 04:24
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The Door Frame posted:12kg of lard is 109,000 calories. You could just eat ~1.5kg of pure lard a meal for 3 days to make 100,000 and beat this chump's record It's about views though. I have a big sweet tooth but I'm a reasonable person who doesn't eat much candy at all. When I checked out his video, sure it was moronic and annoying, but it was also kind of satisfying. When youre craving junk food everything looks great. I'd love a huge bowl of peanut m&ms.
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Jul 19, 2018 05:34
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Panfilo posted:I wonder what those speed eaters dumps are like. Does all the food just shoot out of their other end in a torrent? Like someone already said, they usually puke it all back up. But holy poo poo that must be an absolute symphony of unpleasant sensations. I can't imagine what it feels like choking down almost five pounds of meat. Just cramming it down your throat. All that mass sitting in your stomach and then the feeling of it all coming back up. No way it's worth the stupid rear end trophy or getting your picture on the wall. But if you let it go all the way through, I can imagine that being the most righteous and satisfying poo poo. A legitimate bowl clogger. It would fill the toilet hole and stick up out of the water. Mighty, like a glacier.
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Jul 19, 2018 06:00
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It's just an american bro mukbang, but instead of good korean food it's all name brand american stuff. I'm glad I watched enough to learn about the cookie dough filled chocolate bar though, I'll give that I try if i can find a store that carries them. He does Krispy Kreme donuts even though grocery store donuts are usually more. And fun fact an avacado has more calories than a Krispy Kreme glazed donut.
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Jul 19, 2018 06:02
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:Like someone already said, they usually puke it all back up. But holy poo poo that must be an absolute symphony of unpleasant sensations. I can't imagine what it feels like choking down almost five pounds of meat. Just cramming it down your throat. All that mass sitting in your stomach and then the feeling of it all coming back up. Stop lying to us about how you paid for college There is no shame in being talented
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Jul 19, 2018 06:07
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Screaming Idiot posted:Stop lying to us about how you paid for college I get what you were trying to suggest with this, but I immediately pictured someone paying their way through college by just eating a large quantity of hotdogs (not even necessarily a competitive amount) and I thank you for the mental image.
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Jul 19, 2018 06:40
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I didn't go to college. As a result I've eaten a whole lot of hotdogs. For survival between paychecks mostly. Not all at once, but sweet Jesus I've eaten so many hot dogs. So many that I actually love them. A nice dog on a potato roll smothered in chili, diced onions, jalapeno slices and that nasty orange nacho cheese is fuckin awesome. Next day I'll be red faced and screaming on the toilet. Legs sticking straight out. Never gonna stop eating them though.
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Jul 19, 2018 07:14
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cash crab posted:I get what you were trying to suggest with this, but I immediately pictured someone paying their way through college by just eating a large quantity of hotdogs (not even necessarily a competitive amount) and I thank you for the mental image. Hey now, Mr. Bibs has a dangerous job, and it takes dedication to power through not one, but two near death workplace injuries. Grumbletron 4000 posted:
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Jul 19, 2018 07:15
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Is that really part of it? The hundredth time you see someone eat a huge amount of garbage is nothing. But seeing someone painfully extrude whatever those things turn into from their rear end in a top hat, that is always gonna be entertainment. I propose new rules for competitive eating. 50% of it will be the consumption. The other 50% of the competion will be judged on the bowel movement. Points for mass and consistency as well as style. Giving birth to a massive brownhog with feet firmly planted and stone faced constitution is worth a good score. A white knuckle horror show with spattering and splashing water demands points too.
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Jul 19, 2018 07:39
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Scathach posted:Honestly if I got free pads and poo poo when I turned 18 that would have been great. That poo poo's expensive. 18 seems awfully late to be trying to get girls hooked on your particular feminine hygiene product In fact it's also pretty late for razors
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Jul 19, 2018 08:09
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:I didn't go to college. As a result I've eaten a whole lot of hotdogs. For survival between paychecks mostly. Not all at once, but sweet Jesus I've eaten so many hot dogs. So many that I actually love them. A nice dog on a potato roll smothered in chili, diced onions, jalapeno slices and that nasty orange nacho cheese is fuckin awesome. Next day I'll be red faced and screaming on the toilet. Legs sticking straight out. Never gonna stop eating them though. Hotdogs are good, but unless you're eating bar s brand they aren't very cheap. I always like mine with celery salt, because if it's one thing they need it's more nitrates
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Jul 19, 2018 08:22
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Panfilo posted:Hey now, Mr. Bibs has a dangerous job, and it takes dedication to power through not one, but two near death workplace injuries. I can still hear that sound and it makes me laugh so much. The one from the off Kombucha is even better.
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Jul 19, 2018 08:24
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Ziv Zulander posted:Hotdogs are good, but unless you're eating bar s brand they aren't very cheap. I always like mine with celery salt, because if it's one thing they need it's more nitrates Cheap compared to the old ramen diet anyway. Got $20? Figure $3 for some all beef dogs. Whatever is on sale. $4 for good potato rolls. $2 for a can of Hormel dog food chili. Another $3 for some Velveeta. There should be enough left for a 6 pack of whatever cheap tall cans you prefer.
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Jul 19, 2018 08:55
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cash crab posted:I immediately pictured someone paying their way through college by just eating a large quantity of hotdogs if this were possible I'd just be some sort of beatific hobo who went around puttin' kids through school through gastronomic aptitude
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Jul 19, 2018 11:56
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:Cheap compared to the old ramen diet anyway. Got $20? Figure $3 for some all beef dogs. Whatever is on sale. $4 for good potato rolls. $2 for a can of Hormel dog food chili. Another $3 for some Velveeta. There should be enough left for a 6 pack of whatever cheap tall cans you prefer. See, I know you're lying because no one puts together hobo surprise like that and then calls them tall cans. They're tall boys. Nice try cake eater.
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Jul 19, 2018 13:08
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gently caress Amazon, with the way they treat their employees nobody should be shopping here. They aren't even priced well anymore.
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If you don't like how they treat workers then I got some bad news about literally every piece of technology you're using.
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