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lol chris pratt said a variation of that joke on conan in german a while back. good joke
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 17:39 |
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infernal machines posted:the AI ev thread is full of people going "yeah, so? this is perfectly normal and my company does it all the time" let me guess: they all work for near-failing startups
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:18 |
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Endless Mike posted:let me guess: they all work for near-failing startups this is actually super common in automotive but tesla continues to innovate cause they're doing it in the dumbest manner possible
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:27 |
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Seat Safety Switch posted:Tesla is asking their suppliers to take a retroactive haircut on parts they've already shipped:
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:28 |
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infernal machines posted:the AI ev thread is full of people going "yeah, so? this is perfectly normal and my company does it all the time" i mean, my last job would withhold and delay payment all the time, and would try to lie and browbeat vendors in order to get out of contractual agreements but my last job is owned by lying scumbags
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:53 |
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Seat Safety Switch posted:Tesla is asking their suppliers to take a retroactive haircut on parts they've already shipped: https://electrek.co/2018/07/23/tesla-suppliers-reduce-cost-become-profitable/amp/ quote:Electrek’s Take
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:53 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i mean, my last job would withhold and delay payment all the time, and would try to lie and browbeat vendors in order to get out of contractual agreements haha holy fuk i had a job that held off payment for all our vendors for a month and a half so our cash on hand would look better at the end of the year
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 19:00 |
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i used to work for a private art gallery that pulled that poo poo all the time, mostly because the owner was terrible with money and just played fast and loose with everything in practice it meant we went through contractors like toilet paper and he wasted tons of money on having the staff deal with suppliers he couldn't just shuck and jive
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 19:03 |
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exploded mummy posted:https://electrek.co/2018/07/23/tesla-suppliers-reduce-cost-become-profitable/amp/ by electrek standards that's the equivalent of them making GBS threads on a tesla flag, setting it on fire, pissing on the ashes, and then making GBS threads on it again
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 19:12 |
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obstipator posted:lol chris pratt said a variation of that joke on conan in german a while back. good joke the "you gently caress one <farm animal>..." joke is super old, usually it's a scotsman loving just one sh
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 19:23 |
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https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1021481848403382272
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:06 |
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Why the gently caress are twitter threads not in chronological order? Useless
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 00:20 |
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Warning! Warning! This is NOT a joke. some random person deleted their twitter
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:15 |
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is nobody safe? who's next, The Rational Pedophile?
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 01:47 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:is nobody safe? who's next, The Rational Pedophile? help, timmy fell down a well actually
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 02:56 |
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who spends enough time reading twitter to understand all these dang storylines that's what i like about musk so much, he fits all the impotent rage into 255 characters
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 03:09 |
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Blue Train posted:one state wanted to use fentanyl to kill a guy and some anti death penalty group said it's never been used before and they shouldn't experiment on the guy. p sure fentanyl has a good history of killing people people kill themselves with fen everyday. i’m pretty sure i just took a dose of fen in this other fake rear end drug. dealers always say it has no fen but i’m like please please please just let it kill me.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 07:41 |
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powerful people slash companies do this all the time. see jamiebuilds vs. microsoft
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 07:46 |
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elon musk sucks and tesla is poo poo, tesla stans however are the fuckin worst https://forums.tesla.com/forum/forums/model-3-rear-door-exit quote:Just back from New York's Tesla showroom where they have an actual Model 3 to sit in and experience. I reserved one on day one, and am waiting for my email. quote:We don't really know how the car will react to an accident, maybe it's worth waiting for official collision testing to see how the rear doors will react. quote:Don't use the back seat then. quote:Front passengers can exit using the emergency releases, then they open the rear doors from outside. quote:Wow. Every two door car with more than two seats is more dangerous for the back seat passengers based on your ignorant post. Please cancel your order and get you fully refundable deposit back. If you are just here to stir up trouble change your forum name and come back in one week and post the same thing. quote:Model_D hits it on the nose. quote:that's an interesting concept. You're essentially buying a sedan that, potentially, can have its exiting accommodations be reduced to that of a coupe in the case of an accident. quote:I'm with Frank and Model_D. Typically children would be in the back seat with child safety locks engaged, so the Model 3 situation is no different than that. quote:It would be a true edge-instance for a rear passenger to end up trapped back there. Lots of things would have to go wrong at the same time. quote:Hold on people, there isn't enough information, this is a lot of speculation. Somebody with a M# run into a pole at 50 Mph and see if the rear door opens quote:Don't worry the fire department has tools to get the doors open even if there is no power or severe body damage prevents the door from moving. quote:I'm less worried about this to be honest. I expect it will be a safer car overall for all passengers in any situation. A perceived flaw like this doesn't overcome performance in crash testing, rollover, etc. You could die in any car any time, children included. Random unpreventable stuff happens. By that logic, it is safest not to drive at all. While that is extreme, I think the safety pros here will outweigh the cons, and I think the model X and S have proven that to be true so far. quote:Once again, this is NOT a problem at all. Already covered in multiple other threads. At the ridk of seeming mean or dismissive, please do not fault an electric car company for having faith in electricity for just about every function of the cars they build. quote:Ah, ha! In the document @Carl Thompson posted, a few pages after the note that doors can't be opened without 12 volt are the instructions for connecting an external 12 volt source. While it's *possible* these could also be damaged, it does give an additional option for powering enough to open the rear doors if needed.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:26 |
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that sure is some text i read tesla bad
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:30 |
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https://twitter.com/Paul_M_Huettner/status/1021763708547203073?s=19
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:33 |
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elon kill the osha inspector
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:35 |
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flakeloaf posted:that sure is some text i read Here's a summary: if you're worried about your kids burning to death in the backseat of your family sedan because the doors won't open in an accident just don't use the backseat or buy a different car you big oil shill
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:40 |
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do Tesla’s even have the folding front seats like coupes? and if so does it only work with power because if not I’m gonna have to give the safety nod to coupes
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:46 |
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what is a "tesla stan" i mean i know it's a fanboy but what does the term mean
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:47 |
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Sagebrush posted:what is a "tesla stan" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLZFdqwh7E
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:50 |
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lol that's better than i was expecting
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 16:58 |
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Blue Train posted:Here's a summary: if you're worried about your kids burning to death in the backseat of your family sedan because the doors won't open in an accident just don't use the backseat or buy a different car you big oil shill nice
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:00 |
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Baxate posted:do Tesla’s even have the folding front seats like coupes? and if so does it only work with power because if not I’m gonna have to give the safety nod to coupes Doesn't look like it, back seats fold down to let you into the trunk which is the tasks-ordained method of allowing your frightened children to escape the thousand degree lithium fire
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:06 |
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Blue Train posted:Doesn't look like it, back seats fold down to let you into the trunk which is the tasks-ordained method of allowing your frightened children to escape the thousand degree lithium fire isn't the trunk release button on the ipad
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:09 |
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presumably, in yet another concession to tyrannical government overreach, there's a manual release cord in the trunk
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:12 |
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infernal machines posted:presumably, in yet another concession to tyrannical government overreach, there's a miniature tablet in the trunk that can release the trunk after it finishes booting and installs updates
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:13 |
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ah, https://relayto.com/tesla/tesla-model-3-owner-s-guide-qyx4ldbb/pdf, page 12. there's a mechanical button
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:24 |
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infernal machines posted:presumably, in yet another concession to tyrannical government overreach, there's a manual release cord in the trunk aka the kidnap victim escape mechanism
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 17:48 |
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Blue Train posted:stans this descriptor is forbidden here, thank you please refer to them as bazingas in the future
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:29 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:please refer to them as bazingas in the future
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:36 |
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Baxate posted:do Tesla’s even have the folding front seats like coupes? and if so does it only work with power because if not I’m gonna have to give the safety nod to coupes infernal machines posted:presumably, in yet another concession to tyrannical government overreach, there's a manual release cord in the trunk
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:45 |
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get in here kwinkles
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 18:59 |
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quote:Imagine sitting in the back next to your baby in their car seat and it happens, you must quickly exit, do you do as they suggest climb out through the trunk after finding the release, break the side glass with the tire iron you always have with you, then, what about your baby, even worse what if you were hit in the back blocking any possible exit that way?. quote:Don't use the back seat then. child safety, how does it work? i mean saying its the law probably won't work with this person because ~innovation~ requires breaking your foolish illiberal "safety laws"
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:08 |
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hey you know what they say; to make an omelet you gotta burn a few infants to death or something
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