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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Nah we've all seen Lethal Weapon 2 *FTC shows up to arrest Elon for transparent securities fraud* DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I'd be worried he'll pull an Oscar Pistorius Whoa
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Aug 13, 2018 21:35
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zegermans posted:*FTC shows up to arrest Elon for transparent securities fraud* *forces elon into a model 3 and gently pushes it into a curb, it is immediately engulfed in 1200 degree flames* IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED
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red19fire posted:*forces elon into a model 3 and gently pushes it into a curb, it is immediately engulfed in 1200 degree flames* This could be a great ending to some 80's style action movie
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Aug 13, 2018 21:42
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:had to be the saudis. no one else was both stupid enough and rich enough to fall for it I'd stand by my theory that this is basically a way for Musk to cash out on his tesla stake before the underlying worthlessness of the company gets exposed.
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Aug 13, 2018 21:45
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bring back old gbs posted:the actual azalea banks images are amazing: lmao savage
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Aug 13, 2018 21:47
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Aug 13, 2018 21:51
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wtf I love musk now
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Aug 13, 2018 21:54
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Didn't know grimes had an account too
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Aug 13, 2018 21:57
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also the reversal inherent in the phrase "down syndrome spectrum" is pretty funny whatever else you want to say about her she's a creative woman
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Aug 13, 2018 22:02
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it’s amazing how the rich and famous are generally narcissistic enough to have twitter accounts even though it turns out to be meaningless fluff at best and mostly just career-ending or at least a PR-disaster.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:04
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Hedenius posted:it’s amazing how the rich and famous are generally narcissistic enough to have twitter accounts even though it turns out to be meaningless fluff at best and mostly just career-ending or at least a PR-disaster. Actually it's good
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Aug 13, 2018 22:06
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Hedenius posted:it’s amazing how the rich and famous are generally narcissistic enough to have twitter accounts even though it turns out to be meaningless fluff at best and mostly just career-ending or at least a PR-disaster. It's also amazing how they get into it with random idiots. If they win, they are a millionaire attacking regular people, if they lose, they're a millionaire getting dunked on by some random schlub. It's a no-win situation for them.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:08
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Lawman 0 posted:Actually it's good To be completely fair, it owns
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Aug 13, 2018 22:10
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Thank god they're so self-absorbed that they'll never stop trying to insert themselves into every media channel possible
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Hedenius posted:it’s amazing how the rich and famous are generally narcissistic enough to have twitter accounts even though it turns out to be meaningless fluff at best and mostly just career-ending or at least a PR-disaster. There's always been a faction of the ultrarich that don't realize that the best thing you can do is keep your head down far enough and long enough to hopefully not get hassled/guillotined It's just that this particular faction has a much larger platform for their impulse control deficiency these days
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bring back old gbs posted:the actual azalea banks images are amazing:  
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Aug 13, 2018 22:39
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lol fuckin hell https://amp.businessinsider.com/azealia-banks-claims-to-be-at-elon-musks-house-as-he-sought-investors-2018-8?__twitter_impression=true
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Nikita Khrushchev posted:lol fuckin hell Shareholder revolt when
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Lawman 0 posted:Shareholder revolt when the shareholders that are still around are starry eyed cucks who won't do poo poo
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Agean90 posted:the shareholders that are still around are starry eyed cucks who won't do poo poo Oh wait yeah
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I will be laughing eternally if the thing that sinks Tesla is not negative revenues, botched production, a lack of sales or anything normal and economical, but Azealia loving Banks. I love the complete disintegration of reality. 2018 rules.
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Nikita Khrushchev posted:lol fuckin hell ohhhh sheeit this is the good stuff: quote:"They bring me out there on the premise that we would hang and make music," Banks said in a DM. "But his dumba-- kept tweeting and tucked his d--- in between his a-- cheeks once s--- hit the fan." Pinback posted:I will be laughing eternally if the thing that sinks Tesla is not negative revenues, botched production, a lack of sales or anything normal and economical, but Azealia loving Banks. bring back old gbs has issued a correction as of 23:21 on Aug 13, 2018 |
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Not a Children posted:There's always been a faction of the ultrarich that don't realize that the best thing you can do is keep your head down far enough and long enough to hopefully not get hassled/guillotined Even the ones with enough flickering brain cells to keep their loving heads down can be pretty drat dumb. I read some article advising rich people how to keep it quiet, live normally, and not get guillotined and one of the recommendations was to tell people that your gucci handbags and poo poo were knock-offs. How loving dumb do you have to be to pay full price for an item of conspicuous consumption that is only valuable because it being so insanely overpriced makes other people jealous then PRETEND THAT IT'S NOT VALUABLE. THUS MAKING IT NOT VALUABLE. JUST DON'T BUY THE loving HANDBAG. gently caress.
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Aug 13, 2018 23:25
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bring back old gbs posted:the actual azalea banks images are amazing: this rules
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bring back old gbs posted:the actual azalea banks images are amazing: we stan azealia on these forums
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Nikita Khrushchev posted:lol fuckin hell get this woman an account
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lol azalea
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We want a perp walk! We want a perp walk! We want a perp walk!
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WampaLord posted:
she's gonna be a key witness in the upcoming class action lmao
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Aug 13, 2018 23:52
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Nikita Khrushchev posted:lol fuckin hell lol Elon or Grimes (or both) was totally gunning for a threesome and Elon dicked it up by committing securities fraud.
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Shifty Pony posted:lol Elon or Grimes (or both) was totally gunning for a threesome and Elon dicked it up by committing securities fraud. 2018 owns
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Shifty Pony posted:lol Elon or Grimes (or both) was totally gunning for a threesome and Elon dicked it up by committing securities fraud. "Yea come across the country and hang out for a few days!" "...no, you can't bring your boyfriend"
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Ytlaya posted:Musk has his own version of that order from Star Wars Episode III, except instead of clone troopers killing jedi it's Tesla cars self-driving themselves into government buildings. lol
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WampaLord posted:"Yea come across the country and hang out for a few days!" "Ugh why are Elon and Grimes just making out with each other and glancing at me from time to time? Maybe if she wasn't riding his leg like a hobby horse they wouldn't have to constantly ask about if it is too hot in here."
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idk what higher power has been writing the elon musk subplot of 2018 but they just keep loving delivering. azealia banks of all people tearing elon a brand new one and describing his reaction when he realized he was gonna get federally hosed over a dumb joke tweet normally i'd be like 'this is some m night shyamalan bs" but it manages to be convincing somehow @whoever: as long as you're making these crazy unlikely scripts work, please throw in a bit where I become rich as gently caress and hot as gently caress, tia
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elons sayin its all lies and hes never met her
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