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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I think you'll find there is an objective centre of the universe, and it is I, forums user Angepain. all hail

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Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Dead Goon posted:

The breakfasts at Campbell's in Kings Lynn were great - if you sufficiently hid a couple extra bacon rashers under your beans they never noticed and you got extra bacon!

I do this too.. beans + an egg can hide a surprising amount of bacon :)

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

BizarroAzrael posted:

I'm going to be spending a few days a week in Southend, anybody have recommendations for eating out there?

My condolences

Depends what you like/budget really- there's a cheap chinese buffet called tangs at the top of the high street, most of the posher places are towards thorpe bay/shoebury, theres a good family owned italian called the ancora about 15 mins down the road in hadleigh. Oh, bombay blues if you want a good curry.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

feedmegin posted:

Surely the Big Bang happened somewhere specific?

You might think so, but it's one of those counter-intuitive things about cosmology. One way to intuit this is to consider that there was no "where" within which the BB happened.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

feedmegin posted:

Surely the Big Bang happened somewhere specific?

Yeah, everywhere

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Kegluneq posted:

Yeah, everywhere

After an hour talking to my dad about fundamental physics, I'm somewhat dubious of that.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Everywhere was so hot that physics didn't work. Then it cooled down so only some physics didn't work. Then things started clumping together. Then the problems started.

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010


Every July 12 quite a lot of folk in Glasgow like to have a big parade celebrating how much they hate Catholics. It is an intensely stupid joke to make in that context.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

feedmegin posted:

Surely the Big Bang happened somewhere specific?

I thought that, due to the fact that everything was one at the beginning, the Big Bang technically happened everywhere.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
:laffo:
https://twitter.com/PrestonDr/status/1043878163380678657

:geno: Which Kinnock do I prefer? ... Oh... Uh... ... they're just both so great!

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Josef bugman posted:

I thought that, due to the fact that everything was one at the beginning, the Big Bang technically happened everywhere.

That's assuming so many things it's silly.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
what the gently caress does "not lately" mean

it's certainly an odd way of phrasing "not since the early nineties", the last time that would have been a vaguely acceptable opinion

e: leaving aside the, at best poorly worded, Tory sounding catchphrase

E2: lol, it's a blairism

so not just tory sounding

XMNN fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Sep 23, 2018

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Apraxin posted:

:laffo:
https://twitter.com/PrestonDr/status/1043878163380678657

:geno: Which Kinnock do I prefer? ... Oh... Uh... ... they're just both so great!

I like to believe she corrected her on the name of Affleck's Palace, which is definitely the correct answer.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Random Integer posted:

Every July 12 quite a lot of folk in Glasgow like to have a big parade celebrating how much they hate Catholics. It is an intensely stupid joke to make in that context.

It's not a smart joke to make, especially in an official capacity, but I have to think a Celtic fan is probably not dressing up in orange to play a tin whistle.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There is supposedly context for it on iplayer linked in the thread but I can't use iplayer so idunno

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
People in benefits want benefits and humane treatment Angela, they dont really give a gently caress about your rebranding.

E: i assume she posts here

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Guavanaut posted:

I mean those do sound more important than Brexit when you put it like that.

I'd rather be in a poorer country where everyone has access to housing and education than go back to 2012 and be the fifth richest country in the world with rapidly growing homelessness and academization.

Bet you wouldn’t.

Come here to south China. Hang out with the waiter. Switch lives with him...wait? Where are you going?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That sounds like "at least the homeless in America have bridges to sleep under" comment. A Britain that was a bit poorer but a lot more equal would be better for the majority of people.

Not Operator posted:

People in benefits want benefits and humane treatment Angela, they dont really give a gently caress about your rebranding.
Was just about to post that. I don't think anyone facing sanctions and bullshit assessments gives a poo poo if what they're getting is called a hand up or a hand out when their health and the wellbeing of their family is at stake.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Hexyflexy posted:

That's assuming so many things it's silly.

Explain.

For what it's worth i've also read, in a Penrose book I think, that there's no center. But then there was an equation on the next page and I threw up.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Hexyflexy posted:

That's assuming so many things it's silly.

I mean I thought it meant that, at the big bang all matter was together, and then it "exploded" outwards.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Pochoclo posted:

Work canteens are universally terrible unless you happen to work at Google

Yeah no. Without doxing myself, my company's main site has 6 different restaurants/cafes, all of which are as good or better than high street. The poshest one - with table service - will cost you a fiver for a three course meal. The smaller sites all have more traditional canteens but the food is still decent quality and will typically cost you about 3 quid for a lunch. This started because all the sites were in the middle of loving nowhere, but the main site pushed it up a notch because it's a major selling point to new hires, and probably saves them tens if not hundreds of thousands in salary.

Ironically my site is about the only one that *doesn't* have on-site food, partly because it's the smallest and mostly because it would be pointless, given you can get just about any cuisine known to humanity within ten minutes walk, although not subsidised.

It's interesting because until relatively recently any workplace with more than 50 or so staff would be expected to have a staff canteen - an office I worked in, built in the late 90s, had one (but the company never loving manned it the tight bastards). They do actually do wonders for staff morale and should make sense even to the deadest-eyed capitalist because at no actual extra cost to your company you pretty much guarantee a happier, more productive workforce. It gives you an idea of just how lovely modern management is that they'd rather not do this even though it's normally cost-neutral.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

BizarroAzrael posted:

I'm going to be spending a few days a week in Southend, anybody have recommendations for eating out there?

Tinder.

e: drat you Ms A :argh:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Josef bugman posted:

I mean I thought it meant that, at the big bang all matter was together, and then it "exploded" outwards.
It doesn't really make much sense to talk about matter before the end of the Planck Epoch. There was something there maybe, but current particle physics doesn't do a great job of describing it.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
Very large snd very small scale physics are confusing nonsense topics and its best to avoid thinking about either.

E: Very fast physics is also mind melting bullshit and probably some other fields I'm forgetting too.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I still struggle to get my head around the idea of 'nothing', like, it's not merely empty space (like the inside of a Tory's head, fnar fnar). But I guess that's partly why you need really complicated maths to really talk about this stuff usefully.

E; Heh :smug: Sorry Julio!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The notion of a center to the universe is somewhat complicated by the fact that you, as far as I understand it, can't hit the edge.

Because you would just arc back round if you tried.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ms Adequate posted:

I still struggle to get my head around the idea of 'nothing', like, it's not merely empty space (like the inside of a Tory's head, fnar fnar). But I guess that's partly why you need really complicated maths to really talk about this stuff usefully.

E; Heh :smug: Sorry Julio!

Or you have to instead examine a different organ, such as the heart.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



E; ^^^ :dunkedon:

OwlFancier posted:

you, as far as I understand it, can't hit the edge.

Alright alright, no need to bring my anorgasmia into it

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Not Operator posted:

Very large snd very small scale physics are confusing nonsense topics and its best to avoid thinking about either.

E: Very fast physics is also mind melting bullshit and probably some other fields I'm forgetting too.
Very hot physics.

To a lesser degree very cold physics.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Hexyflexy posted:

That's assuming so many things it's silly.

You really should start to educate yourself before proclaiming things "stupid" or "silly".

If the start of the universe, the Big Bang, happened somewhere, then where did it happen? There must have been space for it to happen in if indeed it did have a location... but space didn't exist at that point. This is largely agreed on by physicists.

http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/ab...ed-intermediate

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Guavanaut posted:

It doesn't really make much sense to talk about matter before the end of the Planck Epoch. There was something there maybe, but current particle physics doesn't do a great job of describing it.

Matter/energy/the weird combo thing that it does at the start.

I get and understand nothing.

Josef bugman fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Sep 23, 2018

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Guavanaut posted:

Very hot physics.

To a lesser degree very cold physics.

Sister Miriam Godwinson posted:

At atrociously high energy states, the properties of matter change subtly and new miracles become possible. The Plasma Accretion process is now dangerous and difficult to control, but its products will soon become commonplace in our society.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Hexyflexy posted:

That's assuming so many things it's silly.

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Hexyflexy posted:

an hour talking to my dad about fundamental physics

ok.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Very hot physics.

To a lesser degree very cold physics.

Well of course it's a lesser degree, it's cold.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...


e: ^^^^ :argh:

Guavanaut posted:

Very hot physics.

To a lesser degree very cold physics.

:iceburn:

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1043933079042232322
Seems like a good compromise to me.

On the one hand it's an outright promise of a referendum, but it still enables Labour to face both ways and say 'we don't want to do this, but unless the Tories let us unfuck their deal we'll be left with no choice'.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Nothing burns like the cold

https://youtu.be/5hNT2wtVIBI

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Hexyflexy posted:

After an hour talking to my dad about fundamental physics, I'm somewhat dubious of that.

Maybe your dad is a bad explainer, or you're a bad listener, or quite possibly *both* of you are just ignorant of cosmology.

Go find Cosmos on YouTube and watch the bit on the Big Bang. Maybe make your dad watch it too.

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Not Operator posted:

People in benefits want benefits and humane treatment Angela, they dont really give a gently caress about your rebranding.

E: i assume she posts here
it's such stupid phrasing and framing for a labour politician (so no surprise Blair and the salvation army are fans)

if you need money to feed your family you probably could do with "a handout"

also access to training and education and whatever else constitutes "a hand up" are probably a bit pointless if you're starving to death on the streets

a handout might as well be a hand up and the only reason to differentiate the two is if you buy into a deserving vs undeserving poor dichotomy

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