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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Roosevelt posted:

i hope grahms shows up at some event on the arm of peter thiel

That would be a twist in more ways than one.

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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
$420 is funny but even funnier to me is the head of investor relations being literally hung out to dry

quote:

52. After Tesla’s head of Investor Relations received another inquiry from another
investment bank research analyst at approximately 7:20 PM EDT, he asked whether the analyst
had read Tesla’s “official blog post on this topic.” The analyst responded, “I did. Nothing on
funding though?” The head of Investor Relations replied, “The very first tweet simply
mentioned ‘Funding secured’ which means there is a firm offer. Elon did not disclose details of
who the buyer is.” The analyst then asked, “Firm offer means there is a commitment letter or is
this a verbal agreement?” The head of Investor Relations responded, “I actually don’t know, but
I would assume that given we went full-on public with this, the offer is as firm as it gets.”

they didn't now poo poo.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

How are the readers of our our favorite Tesla cheerleader website Electrek.co taking this?







https://electrek.co/2018/09/27/tesla-tsla-stock-tumbles-sec-sues-elon-musk/

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

lol it fell 13% after hours

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


i don't know poo poo about law really but lol yes, all court cases are secret until resolution

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

I'm extremely excited

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
big boys pickin up shares on the cheap



those pics all fit on https://twitter.com/BagholderQuotes

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Lutha Mahtin posted:

i don't know poo poo about law really but lol yes, all court cases are secret until resolution

i like the "oh yeah? well how about i just charge you with something, mr. chief inspector??" school of thought

mewse
May 2, 2006


Is this his new twitter after being caught doing a fraud on the other one

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
i love that they're blaming big oil for this when this is probably the best thing that could have happened for tesla

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

imagine what Tesla could have been if Musk had been forced into a figurehead role like, five years ago

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

ah yes, the pickup truck

yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005


it was just a minor speed bump... now it's a write off

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

was mr wizard that much of a dick? I’ve never watched it so idk

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lol

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
eehhhhh, it's fine, i'm sure the cars won't stop working when the update server goes down

*pushes power button, the generic apache four oh four appears on the hugeass touchscreen*

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Lutha Mahtin posted:

they want to ban him from being an officer or director of ANY public company :eyepop:
for the public good or his own good?

Roosevelt posted:

i hope grahms shows up at some event on the arm of peter thiel
she doesn't deserve that.

graph posted:

ah yes, the pickup truck
are there bazingas in australia? wanna see someone convert a Tesla into a ute.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

GWBBQ posted:

for the public good or his own good?

¿porque no los dos?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


SpaceX is not publicly traded, right? :smith:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lol at the new thread title

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


iospace posted:

SpaceX is not publicly traded, right? :smith:
Nope

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
new thread title is :discourse:

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

iospace posted:

SpaceX is not publicly traded, right? :smith:

good news, he's going to have some time to run that into the ground very soon since he won't be busy elsewhere, but he'll need to work fast. i'm sure doj is doing their own fraud investigation already. :v:

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1045472592595996672
ok yeah, thread title is perfect, great job everyone congratulations

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Roosevelt posted:

i hope grahms shows up at some event on the arm of peter thiel

yeah, in an iv bag

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Truga posted:

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1045472592595996672
ok yeah, thread title is perfect, great job everyone congratulations

so they were gonna hush it up and musk told them not to

what is even real anymore

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Truga posted:

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1045472592595996672
ok yeah, thread title is perfect, great job everyone congratulations

i can only image what lead to musk abandoning the agreement.

probably involved a lot of weed

Oneiros
Jan 12, 2007



Truga posted:

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1045472592595996672
ok yeah, thread title is perfect, great job everyone congratulations

social media will probably be the downfall of modern civilization but in the meantime i love being able to watch people who were handed everything on a silver platter manage to gently caress everything up against all odds and self own in public.

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
the settlement was probably “admit you were being an idiot and we’ll let everything slide” and musk had to fight his lawyers to not take it

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Truga posted:

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1045472592595996672
ok yeah, thread title is perfect, great job everyone congratulations

oh!

yeah

that's the stuff!

give it to meeeee

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/SiberianWalrus/status/1045481688963469314

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

the most incredible part of all of this to me is that elon musk, terminally online 45-year-old tech dorkus who goes to burning man and wants to live on mars, had somehow never heard of "the number's significance in marijuana culture" until grimes told him

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


a level of self-own previously achieved only by Baked Alaska

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
oh I believe it

dude probably learned from popular culture from comic books

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

$420 is funny but even funnier to me is the head of investor relations being literally hung out to dry


they didn't now poo poo.

Even better is that they didn't know poo poo and let it be known in a way that most obviously points out that Musk runs that loving place like a 18th century germanic princeling and they exercise absolutely no oversight on his actions but grant him total authority and refer to him as the spokesperson of the company.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Holy poo poo that thread title owns. Shame about E-lon.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Video Nasty posted:

Shame about E-lon.

we'll cope, somehow.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

Truga posted:

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1045472592595996672
ok yeah, thread title is perfect, great job everyone congratulations

:tesla:

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Sagebrush posted:

the most incredible part of all of this to me is that elon musk, terminally online 45-year-old tech dorkus who goes to burning man and wants to live on mars, had somehow never heard of "the number's significance in marijuana culture" until grimes told him

weed is for black people and mexicans in these dudes' eyes. only microdosing darkweb lsd will scratch this captain of industry's itch

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