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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

hot take: I'm in favor of the trend of weddings becoming less of a brutally expensive nightmare and more tuned to the shared passions of the couple, even if said passions are tremendously stupid

how about a vow renewal ceremony but we all play with my old magic cards

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

DryGoods posted:

i will protect the little posters of cspam with my mighty fists. stand behind me

tyfys

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

DryGoods posted:

cspam fighting match every thurs night. sign up before the slots get filled

If it's your first time posting in Trump thread, you have to fight

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Nae! posted:

i only know one person who's gotten into bar fights, but he's a philadelphia sports fan so it'd be weirder if he hadn't

I was very close to getting into a bar fight with a chud back in the Obama era. Sadly these were the days before Trump so I apologized next time I saw him for being out of line.

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
My dad and uncle own a bar so I've been witness to many a bar fight in my days

Never participated in any of em tho
:cabot:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Montasque posted:

1. Most rich asses dont get into bar fights unless they are douche bros like Kav. Like Trump has never thrown a punch in his life.

Someone post that article about the rich kid who told a bouncer "I'll buy you, you loving serf" and died from getting punched in the face asap

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
hes trumb as hell

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

yashar is a cop

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



mad.radhu posted:

can't figure out why voter turnout is so low

it's loving infuriating and my city councilman Jack Evans is a rich Georgetown lawyer who digs up dirt on everyone who challenges him so i'm stuck writing in some random name against him every time

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Internet Webguy posted:

living in ur poo poo filled head rent free

eat it

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!
I flipped a table covered in pitchers and half drank beers onto a couple of chuds loudly talking poo poo about poor people at a william and mary bar a few years ago after having a very goodwill huntingesque talk with them. Threw a bottle at the one who managed to get out from under the table and then ran and ran and never faced justice for it, and i nevet will

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Vrunt bout to do it

https://twitter.com/vrunt/status/1047180323845488641

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Piss is not a drug

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Joementum posted:

i've never even been witness to a bar fight

Same, but as a non-drinker I don’t spend a lot of time in bars. I have seen a lot of drunken fights at baseball games because lol Cubs fans.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Nae! posted:

i only know one person who's gotten into bar fights, but he's a philadelphia sports fan so it'd be weirder if he hadn't

One time me and my friends decided to go to a cheaper bar in a shady part of Philly and I almost got my rear end kicked for wearing a Drexel t-shirt by a guy who called me "college boy" and asked if i thought i was better than him

This was like 12 years ago but it's entirely possible I deserved it.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1046868629441122310

my heart will go on blarring out of lovely loudspeakers at a trumo rally is fuckin peak america

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mayor Dave posted:

Rural Ohio sucks rear end tho

I didn't grow up in rural ohio, I lived right in between Cleveland & Akron lol

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
owens is the worst

https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1047131131496357888

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

bars are lame anyway.... i go there. i get freaking scared! all those freaking people? dang. who are they. i bet they're all so cool - they know how not cool i am. did that guy just look at me? why is he and hsi friends laughing now.a re they laughing at me? no.... that can't be. who's that girl? she'd never talk to me. this is getting a little heavy i'm gonna go into the bathroom and juul on my phone with my pants down but no poo poo's coming out and there's definitely a guy outside the stall now waiting to legitimately poo poo, jeez, ah crap, pressure's on now buddy time to rejoin the party. guess i'll get another drink. oh no who's that

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


I've seen a couple bar fights but ive never been in one. Did get in a drunken streetfight once though lol trumo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Business Gorillas posted:

Nah, the "white establishment" murdering black entertainers because they're worth more dead is someone I imagine someone in a dashiki yelling at me in a free speech area

ok that's just straight up racist lol

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Business Gorillas posted:

Apparently Cleveland is a GIANT hub for country music performers for some reason and I still don't understand it

They get all sortsa demo derbies and wrestling shows though so that owns

cleveland is a huge market for country music, and WGAR has been one of the most popular country stations in the nation since the 90s.

as far as the deeper Why of "why the gently caress do people in northeast ohio like country" that i can't help you with and i've lived here my whole life (:owned:)

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

jerry seinfel posted:

Monica, CNN is having a special on the drug crisis in West Virginia. As a mother and grandmother, it scares me to death.
Also, when Joe goes to work, I PRAY he's not robbed or shot. It's a REAL REALITY. I AM SO GLAD HE'S RETIRING. We didn't mean to offend, just SO MUCH GOING THROUGH MY MIND THESE DAYS.
WHO WOULD TAKE A recycling tub?
I believe someone is making a statement to me to take my sign down asking for Winston to be given back.

How do you even get someone down from this level of scared

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
u kno who else yelled DEBATE ME at captain america...

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Pancakes posted:

Same, but as a non-drinker I don’t spend a lot of time in bars. I have seen a lot of drunken fights at baseball games because lol Cubs fans.

I've only had one interaction with cubs fans and it was when 3 of them sat in my section during an Indians game

They had to get escorted out for their own safety before the 7th inning

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I flipped a table covered in pitchers and half drank beers onto a couple of chuds loudly talking poo poo about poor people at a william and mary bar a few years ago after having a very goodwill huntingesque talk with them. Threw a bottle at the one who managed to get out from under the table and then ran and ran and never faced justice for it, and i nevet will

:patriot:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
yesterday some mailman asked me to get out of the way of a mailbox and i kicked him straight in the solar plexus. i guess he learned his lesson

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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That DICK! posted:

bars are lame anyway.... i go there. i get freaking scared! all those freaking people? dang. who are they. i bet they're all so cool - they know how not cool i am. did that guy just look at me? why is he and hsi friends laughing now.a re they laughing at me? no.... that can't be. who's that girl? she'd never talk to me. this is getting a little heavy i'm gonna go into the bathroom and juul on my phone with my pants down but no poo poo's coming out and there's definitely a guy outside the stall now waiting to legitimately poo poo, jeez, ah crap, pressure's on now buddy time to rejoin the party. guess i'll get another drink. oh no who's that

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Serf posted:

me too. what i learned is this: fighting loving sucks

i absolutely hate getting punched in the face i use that thing like every day for everything

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


That DICK! posted:

bars are lame anyway.... i go there. i get freaking scared! all those freaking people? dang. who are they. i bet they're all so cool - they know how not cool i am. did that guy just look at me? why is he and hsi friends laughing now.a re they laughing at me? no.... that can't be. who's that girl? she'd never talk to me. this is getting a little heavy i'm gonna go into the bathroom and juul on my phone with my pants down but no poo poo's coming out and there's definitely a guy outside the stall now waiting to legitimately poo poo, jeez, ah crap, pressure's on now buddy time to rejoin the party. guess i'll get another drink. oh no who's that

how did you read my mind?? mods????

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I flipped a table covered in pitchers and half drank beers onto a couple of chuds loudly talking poo poo about poor people at a william and mary bar a few years ago after having a very goodwill huntingesque talk with them. Threw a bottle at the one who managed to get out from under the table and then ran and ran and never faced justice for it, and i nevet will

hero

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/maggieserota/status/1046984649543757824

zoot suit riot

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





late breaking news update: bill maher is bad

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




jesus

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

Baller Ina posted:

cant wait for crippled investigation to wrap with no results and these two to say "all good, aye!"

if anyone actually ever thought collins would vote anything except yes then let me tell you a secret

she is a goblin and only does this poo poo for show but i am sure all you fine posters already knew this

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

one of my favorite more recent bar memories is that time i went to the hockey pub here in houston and they were doing trivia night and there werent too many people there but we had a huge table of flyers fans waiting for a game to start and they werent even being particularly loud but these two weirdo looking lunatics at the bar loudly SHUSH them, and everyone is quiet for a second or two before just cracking up and being like "you're in a loving sports bar idiot" and just made fun of them enough that they both left

philly fans are good

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.
I was a bouncer at a bar so I've seen and broken up my share. Worst one I was involved in was this couple where the woman would have murdered the guy if I hadn't stopped in no doubt. She was tiny but was beating the piss out of the dude before I was able to stop it. She also pegged him in the head with her cell phone as a last gently caress you I was dragging her away from him.

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I've been in countless bar-fights(was a bouncer) and they are almost all the same - drunk idiots who cant get laid trying to prove their masculinity in a desperate show of violence/dominance.

Bar fights are also a class thing - I rarely saw them when I worked at clubs/bars that had a middle/professional-class clientele. The working class places were goddamned war zones.

Also as mentioned fighting is awful, dont do it. 99% of the time when there was an issue I talked the guys down and out of the club. Getting physical should always be the last resort.

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