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Hey guys, any advice on how to stop these critters from eating my pumpkins? They'll do it right in front of me and then run away if I come close. 
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Oct 11, 2018 14:18
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Gotta protect some pumpkins, huh? I'd ask TFR if I were you, fella.
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Oct 11, 2018 14:19
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Nerses IV posted:Gotta protect some pumpkins, huh? I'd ask TFR if I were you, fella. I think that's Pukins which I assume is something else
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Oct 11, 2018 14:20
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Mix some chili oil and garlic powder, slather the pumpkins in it. Squirrels hate that poo poo and will be repulsed by your pumpkins when they smell it. Though your porch is going to smell like chili and garlic, but that's a bonus to some people. Source: am growing pumpkins in my garden and the little shits kept murdering them
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Oct 11, 2018 14:23
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Hire a pair of Potsylvianian spies to take out the squirrel, OP. They can also take care of your moose problem.
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Oct 11, 2018 14:39
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i just saw this picture on reddit
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Oct 11, 2018 14:41
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Put em up your rear end op
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Oct 11, 2018 14:41
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that's a freakin' big rear end squirrel.
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Oct 11, 2018 14:43
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Vegetable posted:i just saw this picture on reddit trap sprung
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Oct 11, 2018 14:48
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Conceal a murderous ferret inside each pumpkin and film the results.
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Oct 11, 2018 14:53
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Demon Of The Fall posted:that's a freakin' big rear end squirrel. This reminded me that when I was a kid, there was a squirrel that hung out in my grandma's back yard. She would always throw bread out there for it to eat and eventually it was this big, chubby squirrel that we called "Fatso"
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Oct 11, 2018 14:54
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OP Eat The Pupkin
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Oct 11, 2018 15:00
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Nerses IV posted:Gotta protect some pumpkins, huh? I'd ask TFR if I were you, fella. Here we go again
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Oct 11, 2018 15:05
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Electrify the gently caress out of those pumpkins, that'll learn the fuckers
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Oct 11, 2018 15:08
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Just a thought.
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Oct 11, 2018 15:12
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If that squirrel was white you wouldn't be asking for "tips" to "get rid of" him.
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Oct 11, 2018 15:12
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employ a larger more powerful squirrel, and escalate along this route as necessary until your whole town is reduced to burning rubble at the hands of the kaiju-squirrel
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Oct 11, 2018 15:13
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:Put em up your rear end op The squirrels or the pumpkins? To contribute: OP, acquire a huge pumpkin. Gouge out a squirrel sized hole, then hollow out the pumpkin, and using a welding torch, line it with metal mesh. Finish the pumpkin trap with a cunningly designed one way trapdoor. Then fill it with delicious pumpkin mash made in a blender. After you catch your squirrel in the pumpkin trap, take it to the pumpkin patch of someone you don't like, and let the squirrel loose. Come back a few weeks later and try to sell your pumpkin trap to the pumpkin patch owner.
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Oct 11, 2018 15:23
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Over There posted:Hey guys, any advice on how to stop these critters from eating my pumpkins? They'll do it right in front of me and then run away if I come close. Didn't a thread like this end in a murder-suicide?
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Oct 11, 2018 15:32
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BigBadSteve posted:The squirrels or the pumpkins? Both. Gotta cover all your bases.
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Oct 11, 2018 15:34
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Get one of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpBWpwu95ZQ gently caress squirrels.
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Oct 11, 2018 15:43
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Make an alliance with Redwall Abbey to protect your pumpkins and repel the squirrel marauders in exchange for continued peace and prosperity between your lands
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Oct 11, 2018 15:46
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Let the squirrel eat the gourds. You have everything and it has nothing.
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Oct 11, 2018 15:47
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Punch squirrel!
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Oct 11, 2018 16:07
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YagotmeIdidit posted:Didn't a thread like this end in a murder-suicide? Most gbs threads do
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Oct 11, 2018 16:08
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RobattoJesus posted:Most gbs threads
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Oct 11, 2018 16:10
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What do you expect when you leave perfectly good food outside?
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Oct 11, 2018 16:26
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Oct 11, 2018 16:50
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Fire is nature's great equalizer, so just light the pumpkins ablaze. If you really want to go whole hog, light the entire porch on fire. Those squirrels won't come anywhere near.
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Oct 11, 2018 16:57
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Get a cat. Cats eat squirrels and they don’t eat pukkins. 
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Oct 11, 2018 17:03
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Kill squirrel save punkins.
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Oct 11, 2018 17:04
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something something tfr something hevi shot
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Oct 11, 2018 17:05
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thank you for eating pumkin
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Oct 11, 2018 18:43
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YagotmeIdidit posted:Didn't a thread like this end in a murder-suicide? Please God
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Oct 11, 2018 18:48
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SPACE HOMOS posted:If that squirrel was white you wouldn't be asking for "tips" to "get rid of" him.
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Oct 11, 2018 18:55
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Over There posted:Hey guys, any advice on how to stop these critters from eating my pumpkins? They'll do it right in front of me and then run away if I come close. In Virginia there are six species of squirrels. Of the six species, two have subspecies that are federally endangered; the Delmarva Peninsula fox squirrel, Carolina northern flying squirrel and the Virginia northern flying squirrel. ---- Squirrel (Gray, Red, and Fox) Bag Limit: All squirrels combined – six per day. Fall Seasons: Gray and Red Squirrels: September 1 through February 28 – statewide Fox Squirrels: September 1 through January 31 in the following designated areas only: Counties west of the Blue Ridge and in the counties of Albemarle, Bedford, Culpeper, Fauquier, Franklin, Greene, Loudoun, Madison, Orange, Patrick, Prince William, and Rappahannock.
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Oct 11, 2018 19:10
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Get those gas powered squirrel traps the kiwis use for rats The mousetrap Mondays guy reviewed em
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Oct 11, 2018 19:12
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this man could solve all your rodent problems, OP:
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Oct 11, 2018 19:18
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Hevi-shot is the preferred goon pumpkin protection ammunition.
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Oct 11, 2018 19:20
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semtex
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