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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

mr Scoop posted:

both have autocratic leaders who claim to be socialists

lol. nice.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



up to 50% of his money is going to be spent on the good of humanity, though!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
yeah, could you imagine if it was 0%?


~*it would make literally no difference*~

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
honestly best bang for buck for his fortune would be to spend it all to ensure as few dumbshits are elected as possible, so an entity with orders of magnitude more power than he and a hundred other billionaires can ever hope to achieve (the United States Government) does something about the world’s problems

people don’t seem to realize just how loving cheap politics is, even though it’s horrifically expensive at the level of an individual officeholder

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

MrYenko posted:

Got 9.0 on my 3 this morning. Autopilot is much improved, lanekeeping is more aggressive. Rather than pinballing off the lane markings, it will more actively try to track the center of the lane through turns. The nag seems to be more dynamically adjusted, and not the every-twenty-five-seconds that it was.

Also, missile command.



Also, I’m awful at missile command.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
my car still aggressively seeks and attacks emergency vehicles, but on the other hand, i can now play a handful of classic arcade games while sitting in my garage.

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

eschaton posted:

honestly best bang for buck for his fortune would be to spend it all to ensure as few dumbshits are elected as possible, so an entity with orders of magnitude more power than he and a hundred other billionaires can ever hope to achieve (the United States Government) does something about the world’s problems

be careful what you wish for

this is what sheldon adelson and the koch brothers think they're doing

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
Elon is probably unstable enough that a well timed tweet could shape the next decade of musk misadventures.

I'm half kidding and half very depressed.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
NOBODY GET HIM INTO STEAMPUNK

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

NOBODY GET HIM INTO STEAMPUNK

he's already gone to some burning mans so expect the worst

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

NOBODY GET HIM INTO STEAMPUNK

alternatively, definitely get him into steampunk. i wanna see him rename tesla to watt and replace use burning batteries as steam boilers

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
https://twitter.com/ElonBob/status/1051389660365123585?s=19

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless

Well if anyone was to create a giant robot with a five minute battery life it'd be Elon

TerminalRaptor fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Oct 14, 2018

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1051381006073118721?s=21

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


lol

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
elon. get into bioengineering. mars need catgirls

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
love too watch a billionaire retreat from reality into the comforting arms of anime's live on Twitter dot com

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


ugg

mystes
May 31, 2006

Elon really shouldn't be allowed to post on twitter when he's smoking weed.

Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING
:hb:

mystes posted:

Elon really shouldn't be allowed to post on twitter.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

mystes posted:

Elon really shouldn't be allowed

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

mystes posted:

Elon really shouldn't be

mystes
May 31, 2006

mystes posted:

Elon really

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I walked by a tesla dealer today, it wasn’t open yet but there were 6 white dudes between the ages of 35 and 60 peering through the windows

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

mystes posted:

Elon, really?

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
elon plz

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
elon “gooby” musk

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

qirex posted:

I walked by a tesla dealer today, it wasn’t open yet but there were 6 white dudes between the ages of 35 and 60 peering through the windows

The genius Bar of car dealerships

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

iospace posted:

I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBALL

I'm McNutty

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Lonoxmont posted:

thats a funny way to spell karl pilkington

at least they made Karl go places

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



so is tesla going to start adding warnings to not drive models 3 in inclement weather?

https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1051469014948610050

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

do not immerse happy fun car in water

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

lmbo structural felt

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

lmbo structural felt

the underside of the car is just microsoft surfaces pro ziptied together

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

Endless Mike posted:

so is tesla going to start adding warnings to not drive models 3 in inclement weather?

https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1051469014948610050

im the missing bolt in that tesla

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

lmbo structural felt

I had to zoom into the picture because I thought it was a joke. It's not. Wtf.

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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

bazinga idiots get what they deserve

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