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Dr Cheeto posted:Here's something that bothers me: If he had a big butt he wouldn't be able to fit 6 cans of spaghetti sauce, 10 various knives, 3 handguns, 3 crowbars, 2 lead pipes, a half dozen bricks, 3 soda cans, a random assortment of hypodermic needles, some high explosives, 2 kilos of cocaine, and a few ornamental busts in his pockets.
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No butt looks good in slacks but he could use some improvement in the posterior area for sure.
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Nov 28, 2018 17:24
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What the gently caress? In hitman ghost nitroglycerin when thrown at targets' head only causes them to get knocked unconscious? that's a dickmove e: Dr_0ctag0n posted:If he had a big butt he wouldn't be able to fit 6 cans of spaghetti sauce, 10 various knives, 3 handguns, 3 crowbars, 2 lead pipes, a half dozen bricks, 3 soda cans, a random assortment of hypodermic needles, some high explosives, 2 kilos of cocaine, and a few ornamental busts in his pockets. no fish, 0/10
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Nov 28, 2018 17:45
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Dr Cheeto posted:Here's something that bothers me:
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Nov 28, 2018 17:50
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Croccers posted:Too conspicuous. Otherwise people would notice and look closer at him.
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Nov 28, 2018 17:53
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double nine posted:no fish, 0/10 That's just stuff in his pockets. The fish is in his hands.
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Nov 28, 2018 17:54
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:If he had a big butt he wouldn't be able to fit 6 cans of spaghetti sauce, 10 various knives, 3 handguns, 3 crowbars, 2 lead pipes, a half dozen bricks, 3 soda cans, a random assortment of hypodermic needles, some high explosives, 2 kilos of cocaine, and a few ornamental busts in his pockets. drat, I guess it's true. Either you have a lot of junk in the trunk, or you have a lot of junk in the trunk. Can't have it both ways.
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Nov 28, 2018 17:59
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a disposable mustache should be an item as a hail mary option to shake off a single instance of Compromised/Suspicious status
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Nov 28, 2018 18:08
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I'd like a third walking speed where 47 could walk at a faster pace than the current slowest, but not quite as fast as the full walking speed where his arms are swinging around all dramatically.
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Nov 28, 2018 18:14
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Zigmidge posted:No butt looks good in slacks but he could use some improvement in the posterior area for sure. If I had a dollar for every time this comes up when I'm playing my video games. We need Agent 47: THICC Assassin.
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Nov 28, 2018 19:30
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Croccers posted:Too conspicuous. Otherwise people would notice and look closer at him. Hokaido Director: "Wait a second...none of our surgeons has an rear end that nice!" COMPROMISED Dr_0ctag0n posted:If he had a big butt he wouldn't be able to fit 6 cans of spaghetti sauce, 10 various knives, 3 handguns, 3 crowbars, 2 lead pipes, a half dozen bricks, 3 soda cans, a random assortment of hypodermic needles, some high explosives, 2 kilos of cocaine, and a few ornamental busts in his pockets. This is ridiculous. Obviously, 47 would simply store them INSIDE the butt. A lot of junk in the trunk just means you have more trunk for your junk.
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Nov 28, 2018 19:30
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"47, the target is currently staying in a nudist colony."
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Nov 28, 2018 19:46
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:If he had a big butt he wouldn't be able to fit 6 cans of spaghetti sauce, 10 various knives, 3 handguns, 3 crowbars, 2 lead pipes, a half dozen bricks, 3 soda cans, a random assortment of hypodermic needles, some high explosives, 2 kilos of cocaine, and a few ornamental busts in his pockets. I would only accept this if his rear end grew bigger each time you picked something up
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Nov 28, 2018 19:50
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Winklebottom posted:I would only accept this if his rear end grew bigger each time you picked something up In the next patch 47 gets a new ability to stuff unconscious NPCs in his pants.
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Nov 28, 2018 19:52
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RBA Starblade posted:"47, the target is currently staying in a nudist colony." boss level found
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Nov 28, 2018 19:58
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RBA Starblade posted:"47, the target is currently staying in a nudist colony." The scripting required to make an entire level an extended Austin Powers opening would be insane, but worth it for the bug reports.
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Nov 28, 2018 20:03
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LeJackal posted:The scripting required to make an entire level an extended Austin Powers opening would be insane, but worth it for the bug reports. Mastery rank 20 reward: the censor bar
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Nov 28, 2018 20:05
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LeJackal posted:The scripting required to make an entire level an extended Austin Powers opening would be insane, but worth it for the bug reports. The Austin Powers theme always plays in my head when I get spotted and some NPC is like "Hey, what the hell is wrong with y--" right before I smash a fire extinguisher into their face and quickly swap into their clothes.
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Nov 28, 2018 20:09
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Everything comes out of 47s lining breast pocket. The only thing he can fit in that rear end is dat rear end.
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Nov 28, 2018 20:10
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RBA Starblade posted:"47, the target is currently staying in a nudist colony." silent assassin birthday suit only
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Nov 28, 2018 20:17
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RBA Starblade posted:"47, the target is currently staying in a nudist colony." 47's disguise usually has one part that's physics enabled.
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Nov 28, 2018 20:26
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StashAugustine posted:silent assassin birthday suit only Can't wait for the ET to unlock Birthday Suit with Cowboy Hat
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Nov 28, 2018 20:28
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Cojawfee posted:47's disguise usually has one part that's physics enabled. 
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Nov 28, 2018 20:30
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Winklebottom posted:I would only accept this if his rear end grew bigger each time you picked something up I would only accept this if eventually 47's rear end grew big enough that you could Katamari Damacy your targets by rolling on them with the weight of your gigantic booty.
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Nov 28, 2018 20:33
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Just did the exterminator disguise in Whittleton Creek for the first time and pumping the house full of poison and watching a dozen bodyguards trudge out in single file to go vomit in the creek was absolutely magical
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Nov 28, 2018 21:03
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I made a Mumbai Contract (PS4). ID: 2-13-6105350-48 Kill two targets in the trainyard area optionally using an axe you can find in the metal workers area.
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Nov 28, 2018 21:32
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freebooter posted:Just did the exterminator disguise in Whittleton Creek for the first time and pumping the house full of poison and watching a dozen bodyguards trudge out in single file to go vomit in the creek was absolutely magical If you use the fumigation chemicals they all completely black out.
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Nov 28, 2018 21:43
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:In the next patch 47 gets a new ability to stuff unconscious NPCs in his pants. Artist's* rendering:  *"Artist"
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Nov 28, 2018 21:52
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:If you use the fumigation chemicals they all completely black out. Make sure you do something about the camera though, otherwise there's a good chance you'll get "body spotted" from this.
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Nov 28, 2018 22:21
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So, what are the odds of Sean Bean being a repeating elusive target? The dialogue in the meeting room when you sit down is pretty nice. 'How would you kill me?' 'I'd poison your coffee with an emetic and drown you in the toilet when you go to throw up.' 'I've survived worse.' *47 poisons the coffee and drowns Sean Bean in the toilet* On his second appearance he could be explicitly immune to the most popular ways of killing him. 'After the previous attempt at my life, I've learned to breathe with the butt'  'Bad news, 47, you'll need to fashion a plug out of three frogs, two apricots, a cocaine brick, a screwdriver and a briefcase.'
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Nov 28, 2018 22:51
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I thought that the conversation you have with Sean Bean was there to indicate which murder methods he was immune to so I painstakingly planned an SA method that involved neither of those things. Kinda disappointed to find out that he had no special mechanics at all. 
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Nov 29, 2018 00:01
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StashAugustine posted:Btw is there anything terribly difficult about the et if you grab the picture, scan it into the android, and wait? seems like an easy SA also is it still buggy with rewards?
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Nov 29, 2018 00:19
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So I picked up the first complete season since it was 8 bucks (I only had Paris and Prologue), since I found out you can play it in Hitman 2 (without even needing to “buy” Hitman 2), what are the exact “upgrades” I’ll get in playing the levels in Hitman 2? I figured I’d play H2016 first and pick up 2’s levels during the Holidays.
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Nov 29, 2018 00:21
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MazelTovCocktail posted:So I picked up the first complete season since it was 8 bucks (I only had Paris and Prologue), since I found out you can play it in Hitman 2 (without even needing to “buy” Hitman 2), what are the exact “upgrades” I’ll get in playing the levels in Hitman 2? I figured I’d play H2016 first and pick up 2’s levels during the Holidays. By playing in Hitman 2, at the very least you get to take the items you unlock in the season 1 levels and take them into the season 2 levels. More specific, you get the new features they've added in where people can see you in mirrors, there are changes to how trespassing and being spotted works. Though some things don't work the same way. For instance, fire extinguishers are a concussive blast now, where it was a lethal blast in 1. This breaks a lot of runs you'll find on youtube for season 1. Also, the radius for audio distractions is a lot lower, and that also breaks a lot of runs from season 1.
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Nov 29, 2018 00:25
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You don't get anything from playing it - nothing carries over*. The point is owning it, so you unlock the levels in Hitman 2. If you've never played Hitman 2016 before and plan on playing Hitman 2 anyway, then there is no point in playing Hitman 2016 now. Just play the season 1 content in Hitman 2 instead and start at the beginning. *exception: if you played Hitman 2016 in 2016 and eliminated (1? maybe more?) elusive targets the first time they were around, you get a special set of coins in Hitman 2
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Nov 29, 2018 00:26
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Beat the ET pretty easy by just slowly emptying out the conference room until I could make him drink rat poison whiskey and kill him in the bathroom. Do kind of dislike that you can breadcrumb guards away by dropping coin after coin, makes things a bit too easy, I know it's a trope of the games but still, maybe have them refuse to investigate a second noise if it's almost immediately after another.
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Nov 29, 2018 00:30
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Cojawfee posted:By playing in Hitman 2, at the very least you get to take the items you unlock in the season 1 levels and take them into the season 2 levels. More specific, you get the new features they've added in where people can see you in mirrors, there are changes to how trespassing and being spotted works. Though some things don't work the same way. For instance, fire extinguishers are a concussive blast now, where it was a lethal blast in 1. This breaks a lot of runs you'll find on youtube for season 1. Also, the radius for audio distractions is a lot lower, and that also breaks a lot of runs from season 1. Cool I was wondering what the engine changes might lead too. Lollerich posted:You don't get anything from playing it - nothing carries over*. The point is owning it, so you unlock the levels in Hitman 2. If you've never played Hitman 2016 before and plan on playing Hitman 2 anyway, then there is no point in playing Hitman 2016 now. Just play the season 1 content in Hitman 2 instead and start at the beginning. Oh that was my plan. I bought the first season so I could just play it using the H2 engine. I only played the Paris level and prologue in H2016 at launch. I was just wondering what the differences in engine would have on gameplay.
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Nov 29, 2018 00:32
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Lollerich posted:You don't get anything from playing it - nothing carries over*. The point is owning it, so you unlock the levels in Hitman 2. If you've never played Hitman 2016 before and plan on playing Hitman 2 anyway, then there is no point in playing Hitman 2016 now. Just play the season 1 content in Hitman 2 instead and start at the beginning. aw, I never got my coins. And I killed most of them the first time around, and I had at least one SA!
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Nov 29, 2018 00:33
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MazelTovCocktail posted:Oh that was my plan. I bought the first season so I could just play it using the H2 engine. I only played the Paris level and prologue in H2016 at launch. I was just wondering what the differences in engine would have on gameplay. Midnight Voyager posted:aw, I never got my coins. And I killed most of them the first time around, and I had at least one SA!
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Just Chamber posted:Do kind of dislike that you can breadcrumb guards away by dropping coin after coin  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUaE_17ALBk
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