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chernobyl kinsman posted:the rule is that if your child screams for more than 20 minutes of any given flight, then when we land i get to slam-dunk him into the jet turbine
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You're probably thinking of the older commercial from a couple years ago. That's the newest commercial. It's completely sold out, by the way, with the company trying to make more right now.
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spacetoaster posted:You're probably thinking of the older commercial from a couple years ago. That's the newest commercial. god dammit i just got therapy to hold back the suicidal urges
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If science is successful in creating sex robots or anime holograms you can interact with, I can guarantee you Japan will cease to exist in about one generation.
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bowmore posted:noise cancelling headphones bud  https://www.amazon.com/3M-WorkTunes...hones+bluetooth
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Also read the comments on that Gatebox video, it's cursed beyond reason.
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There's even stuff for the ladies: https://www-en.voltage.co.jp/2018/06/01/1477/ “Wedding VR”, our second series of VR-related titles, gives players a chance to experience a wedding in virtual reality with one of the popular characters featured in Voltage’s romance apps. “Wedding VR: Yamato Kougami (voice: Hikaru Midorikawa)” had crowds lining up for over 90 minutes to play at last year’s Tokyo Game Show 2017. Its completed version will be joined now by “Wedding VR: Henry A. Spencer (voice: Nobuhiko Okamoto)” and “Wedding VR: Masamune Date (voice: Kaito Ishikawa)”. All three games will be available on iOS and Android so that even more players can enjoy this VR experience. The games will also playable with or without VR goggles." 
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Linux Pirate posted:If science is successful in creating sex robots or anime holograms you can interact with, I can guarantee you Japan will cease to exist in about one generation. they already have negative population growth thanks to creating a society that is completely hostile to the process of having and raising children
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dunno why they felt the need to remake blade runner 2049 so quick
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bowmore posted:noise cancelling headphones bud once again bud, onus ain't on me to put up with your uncontrolled child in a public space
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:they already have negative population growth thanks to creating a society that is completely hostile to the process of having and raising children The Japanese did not create capitalism
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Laurel or Yanny? Blue or Yellow? "Excellent idea" or "Fuckin' excellent idea"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyKuGq_1xAY
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bowmore posted:noise cancelling headphones bud I've tried those, and even if you get a good seal over the kids mouth with one of the earcups, it doesn't completely block the noise escaping.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I've tried those, and even if you get a good seal over the kids mouth with one of the earcups, it doesn't completely block the noise escaping. Are we still talking about ASMR?
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The image is in your head after you read this thread. https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1078830244428042241
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jobson groeth posted:The image is in your head after you read this thread. I imagined the glitterbomb, but with crickets instead of glitter. So it's basically a critterbomb.
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jobson groeth posted:The image is in your head after you read this thread. Let the lizard loose and film the unboxing!
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Burt Sexual posted:Let the lizard loose and film the unboxing! 
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Burt Sexual posted:Let the lizard loose and film the unboxing! time to buy a hundred lizards on the internet I guess.
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jobson groeth posted:The image is in your head after you read this thread. blessed actually
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Burt Sexual posted:Let the lizard loose and film the unboxing! I think a lizard would just eat until it's full and then ignore the rest.
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Burt Sexual posted:Let the lizard loose and film the unboxing! That's what got Blue Train in trouble.
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Digamma-F-Wau posted:finally caught up with the thread this morning My kid got this for her birthday. Comes with spare butt and instructions for replacing butt. 
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spleen merchant posted:My kid got this for her birthday. "Stop throwing your damaged monkey buts in my trash!"
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jobson groeth posted:The image is in your head after you read this thread. Why not take pictures and post the garbage company
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Mr Hootington posted:Why not take pictures and post the garbage company Because it's stdh.txt
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quote:35-year old Akihiko Kondo held a two million yen (~$17,600) wedding ceremony for him and his $1500 holographic wife, virtual reality singer Hatsune Miku. Sadly, Akihiko Kondo’s mother refused an invitation to her only son’s wedding. Frankly, I think that was the right call. In fact, none of Kondo’s relatives attended his wedding to Miku. Nevertheless, he didn’t let that stop him from having a formal ceremony at a Tokyo hall. Around 40 guests watched as he tied the knot with his wife who was represented by a doll. Why bother with the doll when you have the hologram? I don’t get it.   
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Oscar Wild posted:That's what got Blue Train in trouble. fukkin' lol.
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That doll fucks.
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LingcodKilla posted:That doll fucks. Probably her husband's best friend.
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spacetoaster posted:Probably her husband's best friend. New pitch for "Lars and the Real Girl 2"
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Solar Tornado posted:New pitch for "Lars and the Real Girl 2: Cuck Boogaloo"
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spleen merchant posted:Align the hole and push firmly words of wisdom
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Len posted:Because it's stdh.txt Crickets usually bulk ship in woven nylon/plastic sacks inside of a box with nice big airholes. Given enough time in the sack they will eat their way out of it so it's entirely possible they got loose in transit. Source: the time I had to tear my house apart and recapture 2000 loose crickets, a one time and one time only mistake.
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jobson groeth posted:The image is in your head after you read this thread. This is a job for Longmont Potion Castle
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  Have a throwback to goondom of yore
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As I recall, isn't one of the only times you'll get real vacation time outside of designated national holidays in Japan is for your honeymoon? Maybe at 35 he just assumed he had no real marriage prospects but really wanted to go to Hawaii before he was of retirement age?
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