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lol https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47201923 Germs are not a real thing, along with
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I used to work with James D. Watson and he also didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 12:25 |
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man on tv makes obvious deadpan joke. internet is very concerned as its facade of being savvy and "getting" jokes falls to pieces
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 12:26 |
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quote:"We live in a society where people walk around with bottles of Purell (a hand sanitiser) in their pockets, and they sanitise 19,000 times a day as if that's going to save their life," he said.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 12:30 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:man on tv makes obvious deadpan joke. internet is very concerned as its facade of being savvy and "getting" jokes falls to pieces Can you teach me the way of Jokes
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 12:41 |
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two posts in and we got a guy defending a poopy handed millionaire lol
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 12:43 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:man on tv makes obvious deadpan joke. internet is very concerned as its facade of being savvy and "getting" jokes falls to pieces Actually he doubled-down on it on Twitter and then started a #dontwash tag about it.
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Big Beef City posted:Actually he doubled-down on it on Twitter and then started a #dontwash tag about it. Yeah, it's either his real opinion (which it is) or he's pushing way too hard for a 'joke' and there'll be enough people who follow this in earnest that it's just as damaging, because people are loving stupid. Wash your goddamned hands you loving garbage person.
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Hammerite posted:Can you teach me the way of Jokes Big Beef City posted:Actually he doubled-down on it on Twitter and then started a #dontwash tag about it. link in the op posted:Mr Hegseth later told USA Today that his remarks were intended to be a joke.
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Vulture Culture posted:I used to work with James D. Watson and he also didn't wash his hands after using the bathroom I work with a bunch of infectious disease doctors, one of whom I have seen leaving the stall without washing his hands on a regular basis. I pretty much wash my hands compulsively knowing what I'm getting in regular contact with through research.
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I wash my hands with soap every time i make a post, because that's what my mother taught me
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 12:57 |
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you can't see radio waves but i bet he believes in his cell phone
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:01 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:internet doubles down on not getting jokes Whatever you need to keep feeling right about your opinion.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:01 |
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Science deniers should be denied the benefits of science.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:02 |
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squid pro quo posted:Science deniers should be denied the benefits of science. very reddit of you my dude
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:04 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:man on tv makes obvious deadpan joke. internet is very concerned as its facade of being savvy and "getting" jokes falls to pieces yeah because people on fox news are known for being humorous.
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Blast of Confetti posted:two posts in and we got a guy defending a poopy handed millionaire lol
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:09 |
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squid pro quo posted:Science deniers should be denied the benefits of science. Nah, they should be forced to get the benefits, but told it's all due to demons.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:10 |
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Big Beef City posted:Whatever you need to keep feeling right about your opinion.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:13 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:is this the internet equivalent of exiting a conversation by slamming your bedroom door and turning linkin park up to max volume? i like it No, it's just you insisting you're not wrong again like you always do when confronted.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:20 |
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Big Beef City posted:No, it's just you insisting you're not wrong again like you always do when confronted.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:23 |
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Pox News
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:38 |
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lol this dude was gonna be head of the VA We would have had even more Vets dying of preventable diseases since he'd refuse to budget out for handsoap or sinks in the hospitals.
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obviously you get sick because of ill humors
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:47 |
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Much like the rest of GBS, I hate jokes and refuse to consider them.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:47 |
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It was pretty obviously a joke guys. You're getting trolled by a guy from Fox News.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 13:55 |
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The Dregs posted:It was pretty obviously a joke guys. You're getting trolled by a guy from Fox News. DiggityDoink posted:yeah because people on fox news are known for being humorous.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:01 |
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Leave it to the Americans to take a hilarious comedy show for a real news channel
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:05 |
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People who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom are known to us at work. We have a list - both of the urinal bandits and the people who straight up don't wash after a poo poo.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:05 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Leave it to the Americans to take a hilarious comedy show for a real news channel lmao
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:07 |
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50% chance that guy is joking. 50% chance he is retarded. 100% chance you are retarded if you got angry about this lol.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:11 |
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You actually have a microfauna of organisms on your skin and if you constantly sanitize or wash you wipe it out and then bad poo poo can grow. I know a few MDs and nurse practitioners who got HPV, warts, MRSA, whatever on their hands because they were compulsively sanitizing them all day.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:11 |
hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you know like warts & hpv are viruses, that are not really living things and just whenever they bump into a suitable cell they jab their dna into it right maybe i'm wrong but I don' know of anything that eats a virus and I don't know that you would be ecologically protected from viruses by not washing your hands also has anyone considered that the actual casuse of sickness is night airs???
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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as it becomes obvious the sly fox man got me.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:15 |
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The layer of oils your skin produces is the protection. It's a barrier that keeps your skin surface from drying out, breaking and allowing infections to get in. You should still uh wash your hands after you poo poo.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:20 |
this sounds like bs sickness isn't because you have dry skin it's because of evil spirits and the envy of witches
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:22 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:hmmmm Look everyone, it's autism man where everything in his world is all or nothing. The point is you should stop touching loving everything with your grubby paws so you don't have to constantly disinfect your hands. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3249958/
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:24 |
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Fox news man knows that you only get diseases from being in a foul miasma (generated of course by smelly immigrants) and can only be cured by bloodletting and rebalancing your humors.
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 14:25 |
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Really if you just follow the homeopathic principles, you'll be very safe and healthy. A little bit of anything has great effect - a tiny bit of filth, disease or poop is bad news! Thanks to the homeopathic science however we have the perfect way to counteract these dangers. Live in filth, literally eat poo poo and bathe in disease and you will be practically immune.
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twerking on the railroad posted:Fox news man knows that you only get diseases from being in a foul miasma (generated of course by smelly immigrants) and can only be cured by bloodletting and rebalancing your humors.
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