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Dabir posted:yeah ok like what Like being able to repressurize medbay after an assistant breaks the floor.
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You were being hosed with. I have so many tokens the drat thing shows them in scientific notation and it's fine.
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Justin Credible posted:Pre-round statement from a red-texter. If you hoard tokens the token gnelf will take them, how is this unclear?
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If you want to cut features that only exist for antags to exploit, might as well remove electricity. What purpose does it serve other than for a jackass to make you miserable and sabotage your job?
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Dont Touch ME posted:If you want to cut features that only exist for antags to exploit, might as well remove electricity. What purpose does it serve other than for a jackass to make you miserable and sabotage your job? Whoa, whose saying this?
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Justin Credible posted:Pre-round statement from a red-texter. yeah that was definitely a joke, we are not in the business of deleting players' antag tokens. in fact if we caught someone doing that it would be a serious deal and they might even get kicked off the team if they'd been actually doing it.
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Mimesweeper posted:i am very good at reddit, apparently quote:im permabanned spaceman syndiestomper58. i first started griffing nerds when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "robustness" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "put a donk on it" and "the captain is a comdom" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "robust" style of nanotrasen humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "are" robust to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Huh, okay. It was just a pretty sideways statement out of like, just people talking about tokens pre-round? And it was plausible that someone would say that earnestly for things I've seen in the past. Boo on me.
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Justin Credible posted:Huh, okay. It was just a pretty sideways statement out of like, just people talking about tokens pre-round? And it was plausible that someone would say that earnestly for things I've seen in the past. Boo on me. I'm the guy hyperventilating at the thought of the admins taking away his precious tokens. Maybe, just maybe... this is why they need to be taken away...
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I will gladly take any tokens people don't want. Sincerely, a non-token-haver.
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Actually implement a token gnelf that takes away tokens from people who got too many at roundstart, then make them spawn hidden on the station with a crew-wide announcement that whoever gets the killing blow recieves the tokens it stole. Make it the most annoying fucker to chase down and kill ever, teleporting around, health regen, etc so that the entire crew is busy constantly going on back and forth, breaking into departments, setting poo poo on fire and just causing utter chaos until someone finally emerges victorious. Then they become the token gnelf and it all begins anew.
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Make every token an antag token that you can redeem to be an antag Also bring back TDM and death commandos and the vr maze and buff assistants thanks
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Greader posted:Actually implement a token gnelf that takes away tokens from people who got too many at roundstart, then make them spawn hidden on the station with a crew-wide announcement that whoever gets the killing blow recieves the tokens it stole. Make it the most annoying fucker to chase down and kill ever, teleporting around, health regen, etc so that the entire crew is busy constantly going on back and forth, breaking into departments, setting poo poo on fire and just causing utter chaos until someone finally emerges victorious. Make it a tiered token system if people are actually holding onto them in quantity. One token gets you al the normal antags, some higher value gets you a Maetcho Mahn or Badmin Bus or something.
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Greader posted:Actually implement a token gnelf that takes away tokens from people who got too many at roundstart, then make them spawn hidden on the station with a crew-wide announcement that whoever gets the killing blow recieves the tokens it stole. Make it the most annoying fucker to chase down and kill ever, teleporting around, health regen, etc so that the entire crew is busy constantly going on back and forth, breaking into departments, setting poo poo on fire and just causing utter chaos until someone finally emerges victorious. I think I can simplify this: name one monkey the token gnelf and give the ability to steal tokens.
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Apr 3, 2019 05:30
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dozens of people chasing a monkey holding a bag of coins
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THE MONKEY REACHES INTO YOUR CHEST AND PULLS OUT... AN ANTAG TOKEN? OH poo poo!
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Apr 3, 2019 05:34
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I haven't had an antag token since they were first implemented 
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Greader posted:Actually implement a token gnelf that takes away tokens from people who got too many at roundstart, then make them spawn hidden on the station with a crew-wide announcement that whoever gets the killing blow recieves the tokens it stole. Make it the most annoying fucker to chase down and kill ever, teleporting around, health regen, etc so that the entire crew is busy constantly going on back and forth, breaking into departments, setting poo poo on fire and just causing utter chaos until someone finally emerges victorious. i'm just picturing a chemnerd trying to mix whatever and then a gnelf appears. they give a quiet "oh no" followed by a giant mob of assistants tearing everything apart monolithburger posted:I haven't had an antag token since they were first implemented that's because you never caught the token gnelf Yinlock fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Apr 3, 2019 |
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Apr 3, 2019 05:58
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My heart starts racing and it all becomes too much and I have to cancel and ready again without using the token
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Apr 3, 2019 06:39
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Sometimes I'm a traitor and most times... I'm not!
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Apr 3, 2019 06:55
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Guess the owner of CarnEvil found a new job.
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Apr 3, 2019 07:29
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I think I have an antag token or two, but the one time I tried it, I forgot where I put all my landmines were and blew myself up going to help a guy. And I felt bad about the one guy I did blow up because he was nice but not sharp. Basically, I would mostly antag to troll over harm. Because if I don't have the entire security department reenacting Keystone Kops, am I really living?
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Changeling seems stupid easy. I was a chemist, so I was prepared to use all kinds of chems to aid my foul designs, but...it turns out that “hey, can I have a quick word with you in private?” is all you really need. I had 13 or so kills, and that was definitely not playing optimally—for instance, I mistakenly thought ‘Lings were immune to radiation and died while trying to secure a “free” kill. Luckily, my headspider bailed me out.
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Apr 3, 2019 09:00
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I killed popecrunch during battle royale, can we keep this gamemode? 
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Vengarr posted:Changeling seems stupid easy. I was a chemist, so I was prepared to use all kinds of chems to aid my foul designs, but...it turns out that “hey, can I have a quick word with you in private?” is all you really need. I had 13 or so kills, and that was definitely not playing optimally—for instance, I mistakenly thought ‘Lings were immune to radiation and died while trying to secure a “free” kill. Luckily, my headspider bailed me out. You don't even need to be sneaky, you can just ask people to hang out with you in the maintenance tunnels for a bit and a good 1/4th of people will just follow you in
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Apr 3, 2019 12:48
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I'll agree to anything if someone takes the time to ask
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Lol if you dont just ignore your changeling duties and just greytide, abusing your regeneration to just keep reviving yourself when someone gets sick of your poo poo.
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Best Changeling round I ever had was when I, a completely normal Captain and definitely not a Changeling, smoked a truly incredible quantity of weed with the Botanists for the first third of the round, spent the second third of the round making monkeyhumans and absorbing them (as one does), and spent the final third of the round wandering the station in a stoned haze, complimenting people on what a good job they were doing, regardless of what they were doing or whether it could reasonably be called "good" by any metric. At some point I went into horrorform for some reason I forget, but nobody batted an eye, as that's a normal human thing that normal Captains do under normal circumstances. In the end, I was devoured by a rogue singularity just outside the escape shuttle, moments before it departed. The crew expressed grief at my death and lit joints in honour of the most normal Captain they had ever had.
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You were a productive and positive leader of your crew. By all rights you should be shot for treason against Nanotransen for breaking the regulations set out for Captains; Safeguard the disk. Be drunk/high at all times. Do not all crew to progress in their careers or be productive in their departments. SHAME on you! 
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I like just pissing people off, trashing their workplaces etc until they attack me in nerdmad frustration or get me arrested and then going horror form and declaring that they hurt my feelings. it makes their ghosts really mad for whatever reason
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Apr 3, 2019 15:29
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What if instead of changelings, we had clownlings...
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I like just pissing people off, trashing their workplaces etc until they attack me in nerdmad frustration or get me arrested and then going horror form and declaring that they hurt my feelings. it makes their ghosts really mad for whatever reason okay, but what about when you play SS13
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:okay, but what about when you play SS13
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Apr 3, 2019 18:01
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Justin Credible posted:Pre-round statement from a red-texter. Not only is this obviously a joke and the admin community would take disciplinary action on anyone who would arbitrarily remove tokens from a player, but we checked and you had no tokens on your account to begin with 
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Pacra posted:Not only is this obviously a joke and the admin community would take disciplinary action on anyone who would arbitrarily remove tokens from a player, but we checked and you had no tokens on your account to begin with where are my tokens, pacra
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Dont Touch ME posted:What if instead of changelings, we had clownlings...  ???
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Apr 3, 2019 21:56
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I saw a Wereclown the other day and lived to tell the tale.
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Not to be that guy but what is greytide?
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Assistants spawn with grey jumpsuits. The entire job of the assistant is to be as annoying, useless, and insane as possible. No one notices the greysuit until they stab you in the back. With the toolbox. Somehow.
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ZeusCannon posted:Not to be that guy but what is greytide? Loads of assistants doing what they want.
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