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barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i like to pretend the brisling sardines are enormous sharks and i am a giant of a man devouring them to sate my endless appetite and also i live in a castle and am very horny

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


what, Force Recon?

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

This is the third idaho town you've told us is the worst one in your state and they keep getting more cartoonish. You're going to come back three posts from now saying:
"Actually I forgot about the city of 1488 over by the Canadian border. I tried buying some gas from a chinless albino but he said my money was "too Jewish". He offered to give me some if he could baptize me and use my mobile hotspot to look at Anime porn though."
That's Preston.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Congrats, you just made me go "where the gently caress is Preston."

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

You guys are making me very glad I've never been west of the Mississippi.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

You guys are making me very glad I've never been west of the Mississippi.

You could just fly over those states.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

To where, though, is the question.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

To where, though, is the question.

Most states have an international departure.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

I don't think you're fully comprehending my disdain here.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

Congrats, you just made me go "where the gently caress is Preston."

Idaho?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Lancashire

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Duncan Lancashire, Mentat Farmer

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


I know about that Preston. It's not as bad as Altrincham, let alone America.

fuzzy_logic
May 2, 2009

unfortunately hideous and irreverislbe

this gem got lost in a dumb r/r thread derail

Haifisch posted:

I want to see this post from the brother's POV, and again from the husband's POV.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









fuzzy_logic posted:

this gem got lost in a dumb r/r thread derail

Jesus god

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Bad Wolf posted:

Never again will I need to ask "Where did those wacky Japanese get their ideas for Silent Hill ?".

Edit : Yes, I know about Centralia.

That was actually.only the basis for the movie, the games were based on Kindergarten Cop

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

The weird stories from your hometown thread in GBS had some good ones:

whorelord posted:

i grew up in a tiny village so absolutely nothing has ever happened here, though we do have olivia colman's favourite bridge so that's something i guess




And a new twist on an old favorite:

eli porter posted:

a couple of homeless guys regularly go gently caress down by the quarry



big beef city posted:

what's the other ones name

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Pick posted:

the rachel dolezal story is way more complicated than you're giving it credit for and the story intentionally broken to torpedo a rape trial

wwwwwhhhhhaaaaatttt?

edit (from wiki)- Lawsuit against Howard University

In 2002, Dolezal unsuccessfully sued Howard University for discrimination based on "race, pregnancy, family responsibilities and gender, as well as retaliation". Her lawsuit alleged that she was denied scholarship funds, a teaching assistant position, and other opportunities because she was a white woman.[40][41] She also alleged that the removal of her artwork from a student exhibition at Howard in 2001 "was motivated by a discriminatory purpose to favor African-American students" over her

(for non-americans, Howard University is one of the first and better known Historically Black College & University. to sue over not being centered in an HBCU is an act of incredible aggression.)

PHIZ KALIFA has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Jul 8, 2019

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen
Shocking news: a terrible poster has terrible opinions.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Not that trial, this one.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Anything Rachel Dolezal does or says is extremely suspect because the crazy.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Pick posted:

Not that trial, this one.

In a surprise twist it turns out that multiple people can be lovely for different reasons

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Anything Rachel Dolezal does or says is extremely suspect because the crazy.
Yes, this is something many people say about women who are assaulted. Good impression of a dumb idiot, Fleta.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Which doesn't make her suit against Howard any less bullshit but come on

edit: This is the quotes thread and I just now realized that, please disregard the above derail and me for contributing to it.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Yes, this is something many people say about women who are assaulted. Good impression of a dumb idiot, Fleta.

I guess you can overreact to this if you want and not give me the benefit of the doubt. I'm a known proponent of blaming women for being assaulted, after all, especially on here!

Incidentally, I skimmed over the sexual assault part of the post I was responding to, as in I literally did not see/read it. I was talking specifically about her claims of being a victim of racism because her work was removed from the show. Sorry that there was a misunderstanding.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I guess you can overreact to this if you want and not give me the benefit of the doubt. I'm a known proponent of blaming women for being assaulted, after all, especially on here!

Incidentally, I skimmed over the sexual assault part of the post I was responding to, as in I literally did not see/read it. I was talking specifically about her claims of being a victim of racism because her work was removed from the show. Sorry that there was a misunderstanding.
I'm sorry, I have a terminal addiction to being a freaking troll.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm sorry, I have a terminal addiction to being a freaking troll.

more like oldfactless

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Rust Martialis posted:

more like oldfactless

“More like TactIsUseless” was right there

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pirate Radar posted:

“More like TactIsUseless” was right there

oh my god


FactsAreUseless posted:

I'm sorry, I have a terminal addiction to being a freaking troll.

it ok fam :)

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pinecone Sample posted:

We were playing 20 questions in the queue for the Astro Orbiter in Walt Disney World and my answer was the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. She started screaming and cursing that The Wizard of Oz is "bullshit for rich kids" and I was an rear end in a top hat for expecting that she'd ever seen it. I pointed out that it was on broadcast television on Thanksgiving for like thirty years and also I had taken her to see Wicked on Broadway at her request but apparently she never saw the movie.

Beachcomber posted:

Walt Disney World is so much more "bullshit for rich kids'.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

no, don't forgive him! you have him on the ropes, gently caress him up!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

no, don't forgive him! you have him on the ropes, gently caress him up!

Okay, I know what to do, I've been watching the cat.


*tries to attack*

*becomes confused*

*forgets what she was doing and vigorously licks own rear end*

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Okay, I know what to do, I've been watching the cat.


*tries to attack*

*becomes confused*

*forgets what she was doing and vigorously licks own rear end*

10/10, flawless execution

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Y'all got a breath mint?

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
/shakes breath mint can

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Rust Martialis posted:

/shakes breath mint can

*puts ears back and runs away, all nimbly-pimbly, hopping from tree to tree*

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Is this the part where we do a multi-page Large Farva derail?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Dameius posted:

Is this the part where we do a multi-page Large Farva derail?

I think we're RPing cats now

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

FactsAreUseless posted:

Yes, this is something many people say about women who are assaulted. Good impression of a dumb idiot, Fleta.

It wasn't her who was assaulted, her story broke and got her sister's rape case against their brother dismissed, Rachel was going to be a witness. Ironically, for exactly the reasons you described: clearly she can't be trusted. That was the impetus.

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

purple death ray posted:

I think we're RPing cats now

All right, meow

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