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going to shave my legs today and generally get rid of a bunch of body hair as a scando gently caress with a lot of thick blonde body hair, my legs are almost like a pelt, this is going to take hours whats the point? well why do anything.
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This is my first time bathposting so none so far but my folly may result in a drowned phone. I blame wine for my current wild abandon.
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How are your balls and taint? ![]() PS: thank you for my new AV whoever you are!
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Nair your balls OP, smooth is good.
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My Shoes posted:How are your balls and taint? Squeaky clean and held aloft by the gentle caress of water
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Igotadigbick posted:Squeaky clean and held aloft by the gentle caress of water Are you a Dr. Bronner fan, too? Ahhh, what a nice day for bathposting and drinking wine! Throw on some music dude!
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If I die due to drowning or phone based electrocution please qoute my last post in the last words thread
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Igotadigbick posted:If I die due to drowning or phone based electrocution please qoute my last post in the last words thread LOL! I gotcha buddy
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Oscar Wild posted:The one thing I do regret a bit is not using sunscreen as much as I could have. Luckily with a life full of healthy exercise I'm going to age like Peter Fonda and not Robert Kraft. I recently found out about spray on unscented sunscreen and it really is a lot easier to deal with than lotion style sunscreen.
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Oscar Wild posted:The one thing I do regret a bit is not using sunscreen as much as I could have. Luckily with a life full of healthy exercise I'm going to age like Peter Fonda and not Robert Kraft.
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You can save a lot of money on deodorant by just shoving leaves under your shirt. It'll give you that good pine scent that drives people wild.
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MC Hawking posted:I recently found out about spray on unscented sunscreen and it really is a lot easier to deal with than lotion style sunscreen. Supergoop has a great spray on sunscreen. I like their stuff. I have a bottle that lives on my kayak. https://supergoop.com/collections/body/mists
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Oscar Wild posted:You can save a lot of money on deodorant by just shoving leaves under your shirt. It'll give you that good pine scent that drives people wild. This is why i love you. :P
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gary oldmans diary posted:the prudish "theres no reason for girls to shave. there must be something wrong with you" is a brutal self own of people whove never gone down on a girlfriend or at least not well enough to be worth it My partner can do whatever the heck she wants down there because she does it for herself and her own comfort/personal hygiene. Not for me. Period. I really don't care when giving her oral because she keeps neat and tidy enough and I enjoy it. She enjoys it. We're good. It's laughably selfish and honestly gross as heck to tailor a woman's bodily autonomy solely around you because you're too much of a whiny manbaby to deal with some hair.
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the whole shaving thing honestly like its either you are gross or you arnt gross a person can be super hot who lets their bush and pits and legs grow out a person can be super gross who does the exact opposite its about how to carry it
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:My partner can do whatever the heck she wants down there because she does it for herself and her own comfort/personal hygiene. Not for me. Period. I really don't care when giving her oral because she keeps neat and tidy enough and I enjoy it. She enjoys it. We're good. ![]()
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I shave my entire head every other day. I keep my beard and mustache neat and edged up. For classiness, I keep my mustache and beard separate with my beard terminating near the middle of the front of my ear. I use the same dove men aftershave on head and face. About twice a week I put on some coco oil to keep things healthy.
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I will die on this (pubic) mound!
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I will die on this (public) mound! Is the public mound well trimmed?
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drat it! Spell check/my laziness has owned me again!
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op i have a new, innovative hygiene routine that is going to revolutionize the way we sanitize our disgusting and shameful bodies. 1) line you entire shower with very plush carpet and make an airtight seal in plastic surrounding the carpet to keep all water from draining 2) before entering shower, rub your entire body with hair removal cream with high amounts of acids 3) enter the shower and turn the water up to boiling 4) vigorously rub your burnt body on the carpet and let the water completely fill the air tight shower 5) die alone in your watery tomb
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You know how some guys burn hair off their junk? That but for the whole body.
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Hackers film 1995 posted:op i have a new, innovative hygiene routine that is going to revolutionize the way we sanitize our disgusting and shameful bodies. drat... I don't have any plush carpet.
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Hackers film 1995 posted:op i have a new, innovative hygiene routine that is going to revolutionize the way we sanitize our disgusting and shameful bodies. Brb, going to Home Depot for advice on the highest quality plush carpet
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I like to save all my cuticle clippings so I can bake them into casseroles I serve up at dinner parties.
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My Shoes posted:I like to save all my cuticle clippings so I can bake them into casseroles I serve up at dinner parties. That's not hygiene, that's just good frugal cooking ![]()
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and theres never any leftovers.
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My Shoes posted:I like to save all my cuticle clippings so I can bake them into casseroles I serve up at dinner parties. Nothing wrong with a surprise textural contrast to jazz up the entree.
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the hygiene part is that my cuticles look all right after i clip them. Just all right tho. theres a lot of raw areas cuz I bite the gently caress out of them. just my cuticles tho, not my nails. I need my nails to claw out the eyes of my enemies.
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Rad-daddio posted:Does anyone else shave their rear end valley so it's easier to wipe? I did it last night, and I ended up nicking my rear end in a top hat and I'm afraid the next time I take a poo poo it'll tear and my lower half will unzip like a duffel bag full of wet scarves. ![]()
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That Siamese cat has seen some poo poo...
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WE HAVE ALWAYS WIPED OUR ASSES WITH NAIR
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When practicing goon hygiene do not neglect to clean you scabbard and wrist sheaths for your knives. They tend to get damp and can quickly smell like mildew which will expose you to the evil baron and turn off the fair damsel.
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I fill my bathtub with gin and lay in it slowly sipping.
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My Shoes posted:I fill my bathtub with gin and lay in it slowly sipping. Dude at least put a tree branch in there it’s bespoke
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My Shoes posted:I fill my bathtub with gin and lay in it slowly sipping. Do you have a tie-die twisty straw too?
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Goon dry gin habits
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My Shoes posted:I fill my bathtub with gin and lay in it slowly sipping. Gross, gin.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Do you have a tie-die twisty straw too? I sip with a twizzler. I keep sipping after i pee because pee is clean and i have good hygiene. Oscar Wild posted:Gross, gin. Should i try a different liquor for better results? What are your suggestions for better bath liquor sipping?
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My Shoes posted:I sip with a twizzler. Honestly? Port.
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