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Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
https://twitter.com/TheHoshuah/status/1177606258603565059?s=19

Apple's Bee

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
Wasn't there some dude who was captured by the Taliban and just believed that trnpu becoming president was something they made up to torture him

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



https://twitter.com/TheHoshuah/status/1177641215585595397

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Milo and POTUS posted:



Can you request to be put back

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/806390745330499586

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/riskybusiness/status/1179704991138738177

Nickelback..... good?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/bromanconsul/status/1178515600328413184?s=21

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1179718243856072704?s=20

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Now I'm by no means an expert on submarines or sea faring vessels but that does seem to be a lot of rust.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
The holes make it go faster.

Oh wait you said rust.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

That's not rust, that's juche oxidation

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Some brown, uh, rust coloration.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


Isn't the Babylon Bee a right-wing satire rag? This seems like a headline a more left-leaning one would do.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

At least they no how to not be submissive piss pigs

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve


man that went over a lot of (normal, well adjusted) people's heads

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Mak0rz posted:

Isn't the Babylon Bee a right-wing satire rag? This seems like a headline a more left-leaning one would do.

They have good-ish days and bad days. A cynic might think they put use the agreeable stuff to lure in reasonable people before hitting them with the right wing propaganda.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/xtravisage/status/1179748814636408834

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1179789482259861505?s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

You gotta give it to Jake, he brings the goods every loving time

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
He realized that he receives tons of attention by being a massive idiot, so he's doing it on purpose now. It's a good demonstration of why it's a bad idea to soothe a misbehaving child by giving them candy.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Why, it's harmless and hilarious

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
It's not really harmless when it helps muddy the water of public discourse where you get dumb boomers thinking yelling that "DEMONCRAPS ARE KILLING ARE COUNTRY" is actually a debate.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Croatoan posted:

It's not really harmless when it helps muddy the water of public discourse where you get dumb boomers thinking yelling that "DEMONCRAPS ARE KILLING ARE COUNTRY" is actually a debate.

Nobody that isn’t terminally online gives a gently caress about “the discourse”

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Croatoan posted:

It's not really harmless when it helps muddy the water of public discourse where you get dumb boomers thinking yelling that "DEMONCRAPS ARE KILLING ARE COUNTRY" is actually a debate.

But what does that have to do with Warren being a dommes for the troops?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
My bad y'all I guess Wohl is cool and good now, you convinced me :shrug:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Croatoan posted:

It's not really harmless when it helps muddy the water of public discourse where you get dumb boomers thinking yelling that "DEMONCRAPS ARE KILLING ARE COUNTRY" is actually a debate.

Literally the only people who pay attention to Jacob Wohl are people are all ready so crazy as to be irretrivable and us, the snarky, smarmy too-online denizens who think that bad things own. He's not even in the top 1000 threats to American democracy.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Ironically people said the same thing about Bolsonaro and we know how that turned out

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I wish Jacob Wohl well as the next president of Brazil I guess.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1179851099978846209

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

zoux posted:

Literally the only people who pay attention to Jacob Wohl are people are all ready so crazy as to be irretrivable and us, the snarky, smarmy too-online denizens who think that bad things own. He's not even in the top 1000 threats to American democracy.

I learned from this thread that Jacob Wohl did a new thing so I guess I can clap myself on the back for not being too online. How does he even get attention anymore, I thought he was completely deplatformed everywhere but Instagram?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

jojoinnit posted:

I learned from this thread that Jacob Wohl did a new thing so I guess I can clap myself on the back for not being too online. How does he even get attention anymore, I thought he was completely deplatformed everywhere but Instagram?

He's literally just a sideshow attraction. Watch any of his press conferences and it's just a dozen or two journalists failing to hold back their laughter.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/nachosarah/status/1179852378314612736

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/cristycreme/status/1179876741545959430?s=21

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Remember when Trump was a joke and a sideshow attraction? I just hope Wohl actually gets in prison before he becomes President.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Remember when Trump was a joke and a sideshow attraction? I just hope Wohl actually gets in prison before he becomes President.

He's got like ten years before he's able to run for president, so I'm pretty drat sure he'll end up in jail first,

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Skwirl posted:

He's got like ten years before he's able to run for president, so I'm pretty drat sure he'll end up in jail first,

Trump was doing things that should have landed him in prison for decades and nothing happened because enforcement on the rich in this country is poo poo.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Trump was doing things that should have landed him in prison for decades and nothing happened because enforcement on the rich in this country is poo poo.

Wohl is so poor he does press releases in his dad’s driveway.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Wohl... President.

:kheldragar:

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
why would he NOT do poo poo like this? there's zero consequences for him, he'll only stop when he's in jail. which might take a while

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Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Trump had the benefit of decades where his name was synonymous with "really fukken rich, successful businessman who is Good At Deals."

Wohl's name is synonymous with "Who?"

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