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AITA for mocking a girl and making her leave after she called me a ‘snobby oval office’?quote:I, (19m), come from an Upper Class family from the South of England. I formerly attended a top private school and currently attend Cambridge. I’m no egoist or narcissist, this is relevant. The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > r/relationships: I’m no egoist or narcissist, this is relevant.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 23:18 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:02 |
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Ah Bullingdon Club, never change. I for one wish to pledge my allegiance to our future Prime Minister here and now.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 23:23 |
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I could never work a day in my life and still be richer than 99%. I'm also a huge bitchbaby when called a snob.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 23:26 |
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Clawtopsy posted:AITA for not going home to take care of a sick horse? Sounds like this friendship is lame and should be put down.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 23:35 |
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DandyLion posted:She doesn't even mentioned the $7500 ER bill either. $7500 is too clean a number to be the bill. That sounds like the maximum out-of-pocket for her insurance plan.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 23:37 |
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AITA for playing a movie soundtrack in the background when I opened up about my father to my girlfriend? My girlfriend (24F) has wanted me (25M) to open up more about my relationship with my father (55M). I'm not that great about opening up, though I've been working on it. My relationship with my father is probably my most sensitive area. It is very difficult for me to talk about it without devolving into a crying mess and losing composure. I'm an otherwise rsther distant and detached person, which I've been trying to work on. What I've began doing is playing music when I express these bottled up feelings. I finally agreed to open up about it to my GF, but I got my phone out and played the music below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjzZ_0KSYVg I then began opening up but half way through my girlfriend turned my phone off and said this is ridiculous. She said I am an rear end in a top hat for.making this into a joke, that why can't I just open up normally. Now.i feel hurt. AITA?
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 23:39 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I throw away my niece's wedding invite? I love that their reaction was to ask the internet first, before even talking to their spouse.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 23:50 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for playing a movie soundtrack in the background when I opened up about my father to my girlfriend? My relationship with my father is probably my most sensitive area. It is very difficult for me to talk about it without devolving into a crying mess and losing composure. I'm an otherwise rsther distant and detached person, which I've been trying to work on. What I've began doing is playing music when I express these bottled up feelings. I finally agreed to open up about it to my GF, but I got my phone out and played the music below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeIsxXDyjlc I then began opening up but half way through my girlfriend turned my phone off and said this is ridiculous.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 23:54 |
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god save me from 30 year old cake sittersSmirking_Serpent posted:What The gently caress (TM) Clawtopsy posted:AITA for mocking a girl and making her leave after she called me a ‘snobby oval office’? you're a snobby oval office, yes. that was the question right? Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I throw away my niece's wedding invite? Wouldn't being better off give you a reason to WANT to get back in touch with your niece? Since the cost of the gift wouldn't matter at all to you? It'd be an opportunity to speak in person to your niece, let them know how you felt about them cutting you off and show some support in hopes of rekindling a relationship. Instead it becomes a reason to separate yourself and blindly accuse others of trying to take advantage of you without any evidence. This is rich brain disease at its finest and I'm sure the rest of the family who is less wealthy will be cut away soon Also, I don't believe that this woman (I think it's a woman but it doesn't say I guess) actually had nothing to do with the judgement to begin with. There was a reason they were included in the sever, but she doesn't want to admit that imo
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 00:20 |
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hockey jockey posted:Ah Bullingdon Club, never change. Thats Oxford
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 00:29 |
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Play posted:god save me from 30 year old cake sitters I don't think you (or any of us really) can afford to be picky.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 00:44 |
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All I can think about is the horrible yeast infections you'd get from sitting and squashing your vag around in a cake and then probably having a mouth, fingers and or dick smeared in icing in your vag if you're doing it with a partner. Because you know that mouth, fingers and or dick is gonna get smeared in icing and cake. This poo poo is exactly the wheelhouse of that super religious couple on reddit where the husband couldn't gently caress without incorporating food into it somehow. All she has to do is sit on cakes!
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:09 |
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empty sea posted:All I can think about is the horrible yeast infections you'd get from sitting and squashing your vag around in a cake and then probably having a mouth, fingers and or dick smeared in icing in your vag if you're doing it with a partner. Because you know that mouth, fingers and or dick is gonna get smeared in icing and cake. Now you're just not being creative enough. Take this delicious and (by the looks of it) delightfully comfy yeast free Lemon Sponge Cake (with stevia sweetened icing) for example: Hell, I've paid good money for a seat cushion in the exact same shape so you can't tell me you and yours wouldn't enjoy a relaxing lounge on one of these bad boys.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:12 |
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I choose to believe cake sitters wear pants when they do it and if you choose to think otherwise gwyaaahhhah
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:15 |
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Cake sitting sounds like an excellent idea. Why ruin cake OR sex when you could ruin both at the same time? With possible bonus points for wasting food in a world where people are starving. Yay! The stevia-sweetened cake would be acceptable, though. Stevia tastes so bad it can't be considered a food.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:20 |
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Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the rear end Man, Dutch Apple rear end.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:22 |
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AITA for accepting money in exchange for inviting my dad's wife to my wedding? Literally same old story where my dad got a woman he was cheating with pregnant. My mom divorced him immediately and has married a nice guy last year. My siblings and I have basically very little contact with our father for the past several years. My dad is hurt by it and keeps trying but we've just moved apart. When my brother and sister got married, they invited just my dad and not his wife. And he was paying for half the wedding each time. Now it's my wedding coming up. Both my fiance and felt that having an expensive wedding was pointless and would rather use our money on a house downpayment. I told my dad that it was going to be a small backyard wedding and that it'd be better if he showed up without his wife. Well apparently, his wife has given him an ultimatum that if she isn't invited to my wedding she's done with the marriage. She wants to be "legitimized" in front of our family her words. So my dad pleaded with me but I stayed firm, saying it was a small wedding and that it'd be too awkward. Well..my dad then offers to pay for a larger wedding, all of it except for the wedding dress that my mom is making me. He also broke down in tears and I have to admit I felt a little bad for him. I said I'd talk to my fiance and get back to him. WIBA if I took this offer? My fiance is ok either way.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:29 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for accepting money in exchange for inviting my dad's wife to my wedding? Keep the low key wedding and take the difference in cash to add onto that down payment.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:34 |
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Ok, well I've never had an Earl Grey London Fog cake but they sound delicious. If I eat some of it before I sit on it, is that ok? I'd sit on bad cakes for money but I draw the line at really good, delicious cakes. They'd cost a lot more. I read an article, one woman sitting on cakes got $150 for 15 minutes and $25-50 extra for homemade and themed cakes. That's better than used panties or sock prices for cost vs labor and probably better than feet pics unless you had very basic or well paying regular clients. But then you have to figure in any yeast infection costs and loss of labor and this all gets very complicated very quickly. Better to just buy some leather and a ball gag and whip the poo poo out of dumb white rich dudes IMO. If I can't eat them, I can at least tenderize them!
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:41 |
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Clawtopsy posted:
I know what NTA and YTA are but WTF does this mean?
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:42 |
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I thought that “Better Call Saul” subplot about the guy making erotic pie sitting movies was a joke.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:44 |
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13Pandora13 posted:I know what NTA and YTA are but WTF does this mean? Everyone sucks here
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:47 |
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13Pandora13 posted:I know what NTA and YTA are but WTF does this mean? I couldn’t wait to ask this when I got to the end of the thread and then this is the last post.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:53 |
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it means in the eyes of god all parties have sinned
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:55 |
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Problem Sleuth posted:Everyone sucks here No need to be rude, just tell them what it stands for!
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:56 |
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Clawtopsy posted:AITA for telling a boomer couple to move out of their house? Do people not have spines? why even have a discussion with the guy? Just "lol gently caress you". what's he going to do?
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:00 |
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Did the guy who taught the homeless dude to skateboard get an ESH? Cause that dude rules.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:00 |
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Me [23 M] with my roommate [23 M] of around 8 months. His insecurity is driving me insane.quote:Howdy reddit. I’m a frequent flyer here at relationships but never anticipated needing to post for advice. Sorry for any formatting issues or spelling errors as I am posting from mobile.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:02 |
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quote:Help! My [24f] partner's[26nb] roommate/bff[27m] is a horrible, disgusting slob and needs an intervention quote:UPDATE: Help! My [24f] partner's[26nb] roommate/bff[27m] is a horrible, disgusting slob and needs an intervention
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:06 |
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Gross housemate drama is my favourite drama, because I have had some real gross housemates
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:08 |
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empty sea posted:Better to just buy some leather and a ball gag and whip the poo poo out of dumb white rich dudes IMO. If I can't eat them, I can at least tenderize them! There is a black dominatrix who as part of her domination of her all white clientele forces them to read black feminist theory so the skys really the limit.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:19 |
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My [29F] roommate [26F] is obsessed with and trying to 'become' our friend [31M]'s fiancée [28F].quote:Okay. This is going to be very long, and I’m writing this because I’m not sure how else to handle this at this point.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:25 |
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Free will is clearly an illusion.quote:My [22F] jealousy of my twin's relationship is ruining my life
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:27 |
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Xenocides posted:I ended up being forced to date my current boyfriend Stan a few weeks later. A friend of ours was dating Stan's best friend and I still don't know how this happened, but I got dragged into a date then a relationship with him because our friend and her boyfriend thought Stan was lonely and needed someone. well nothing she can do about that, just keep dating this loser i guess, there's clearly zero alternatives
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:29 |
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AITA for talking frankly about my abortion, when my coworker was making some wild generalizations about what abortions are like? I was in the break room at work and my coworker Arthur who tends to talk a lot about politics... Got to talking about politics. It was me, my coworker John who I'm good friends with, Adam who I don't know too well, and Arthur in the room. I was kinda sitting back from the discussion because I wanted to chill and eat lunch. But it kind of annoyed me that Arthur was making comments about women getting abortions without knowing what they're getting into, making impulse decisions because they're scared of Parenthood. As if this is a big thing that happens often. I spoke up and said I didn't think it was like that; our state has mandatory counseling and meetings to make sure the person is giving informed consent. And I didn't think anyone was going about it willy nilly without knowing what they were doing. He got kind of blustery, saying "how do you know that they don't just rush you through that, tick a few boxes?" I said that when I'd had mine, I had a very practical and informative counseling session that gave me a lot of information on my options, what I'd expect from the procedure, what my specific risks of continuing with a pregnancy would be, due to a medical condition of mine. And I didn't feel at all like I was doing something I didn't understand. It was really awkwardly silent for a bit. Arthur told me that wasn't appropriate for me to have said at work, and it's something I ought to keep quieter. I bit back the childish urge to comment that he started it. Later, John, my friend from work said he thought it was funny, how I threw Arthur's assumptions in his face, but he thinks I ought to be a little more careful because Arthur is probably gonna think differently of me now. I don't feel ashamed to talk about it, but I do see how it was a lot to say at work... AITA for talking frankly about my abortion?
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:33 |
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Kill Stan then kill Annie and take her place.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:37 |
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just kill stan and get a new wife, in prison
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:44 |
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Sorry about your impeneding unemployment woman who got an abortion and owned a dudeMiss posted:well nothing she can do about that, just keep dating this loser i guess, there's clearly zero alternatives But he washes his rear end!!!!
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:44 |
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Me [22 F] with my roommate [19 F] of two weeks, she is ruining my life but she won't have anywhere to go if I kick her out. She is unbearably inconsiderate, am I over-reacting?quote:I have been friends with my roommate, we'll call her Jane, for a few years now and she is one of my closest friends in the city. I love her to death, she has so much personality and is a genuinely good person. This all started because she was in a horrible relationship with the worst person I have ever met [26ish M], let's call him Dick (see what I did there?). He was verbally abusive, very controlling and if we're being honest here, pretty loving crazy. I never liked him, but he made her happy for a while so I was happy for her: I voiced my concerns but I was pretty supportive.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 03:03 |
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A woman is taking advantage of me and destroying my home, am I overreacting by being upset?
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