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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
https://twitter.com/trentandrewrld/status/1249077412442198018

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Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



someone post the ceo workweek chart

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Nomnom Cookie posted:

someone post the ceo workweek chart

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




i was walking down clarendon blvd in arlington several years ago and saw someone in the passenger seat of a mercedes do a rail of coke off their iphone. it was probably the greatest thing i saw in person that year.

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017


I am the cracked glass panel

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Combat Theory posted:

I am the cracked glass panel

it’s crack cocaine op

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


FrozenVent posted:

it’s crack cocaine op

that's just broken screen policing yo!

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Endless Mike posted:

my car performed brilliantly other than frequently trying to murder me and my family

https://teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/whoa-holy-phantom-braking.188229/
love the car though

other than that mrs lincoln how was the play?

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



Tesla has unilaterally decided to renegotiate its rent, but honestly that's just good business sense right now (assuming you agree to longer terms, etc). On paper, they should have no risk of going bankrupt so the landlords should be able to tell them to go stuff it, but in real life... Probably worth lowering rent

https://twitter.com/TESLAcharts/status/1249864685366784000?s=20

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

its been a while since this was uploaded but holy poo poo did i laugh my butt off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYXrpLYNdcM

I think Rich Rebuilds is finally mind broken by :tesla:

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

https://twitter.com/JamilSmith/status/1250099171656261633
promising to deliver ventilators is just a south african saying it doesn't actually mean anything

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



i heard in the UK some BBC medical drama was giving up ventilators from their set to hospitals. fake doctors contributed more ventilators than musko

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

chestnut santabag posted:

https://twitter.com/JamilSmith/status/1250099171656261633
promising to deliver ventilators is just a south african saying it doesn't actually mean anything

"not intended as a statement of fact" I whisper after repeatedly screeching "i, elong musk promise to deliver to you personally enough ventilator s"

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


has he tried calling the covid a pedophile yet

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

jesus WEP posted:

has he tried calling the covid a pedophile yet
this would be a typical and expected musk comeback since it’s already common knowledge that the virus doesn’t really care about kids at all

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

gschmidl posted:



"The face itself incites to deeds of violence" -- Homer, The Odyssey

He possesses one antihelen, a face that launched a thousand ships in the opposite direction.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Platystemon posted:

He possesses one antihelen, a face that launched a thousand ships in the opposite direction.

I guess we figured out why his brother's so keen on going to mars.

Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016



https://twitter.com/GregPogorzelski/status/1250772802501840903

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



Have to agree with him.

In other news, is anyone surprised by this?
https://twitter.com/russ1mitchell/status/1250854802268893185?s=20

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Combat Theory posted:

its been a while since this was uploaded but holy poo poo did i laugh my butt off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYXrpLYNdcM

I think Rich Rebuilds is finally mind broken by :tesla:

Why on earth would you want this vehicle? Someone in the comments said the rear seats have heating but you have to buy the feature via the car's app. It's like buying a free to play video game car

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

MomJeans420 posted:

Have to agree with him.

In other news, is anyone surprised by this?
https://twitter.com/russ1mitchell/status/1250854802268893185?s=20

https://twitter.com/crawfordleeds/status/1250856204781277185

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

MomJeans420 posted:

Have to agree with him.

In other news, is anyone surprised by this?
https://twitter.com/russ1mitchell/status/1250854802268893185?s=20

https://twitter.com/IAKWB0S/status/1250875488270155776?s=20

refleks
Nov 21, 2006




Software Engineer, small dog person, AnCap.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MomJeans420 posted:

Have to agree with him.

In other news, is anyone surprised by this?
https://twitter.com/russ1mitchell/status/1250854802268893185?s=20

https://twitter.com/crawfordleeds/status/1250856204781277185?s=19

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


refleks posted:

Software Engineer, small dog person, AnCap.

https://twitter.com/crawfordleeds/status/1250644542589595649

e: gently caress this guys twitter feed is bad, I'm surprised I haven't seen a red hat yet

The Fool fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Apr 16, 2020

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



this is the type of person who will have multiple medium posts about the fantastic future of da blockchain

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

the wright brothers, elon musk, zefram cochrane

upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008

PokeJoe posted:

Why on earth would you want this vehicle? Someone in the comments said the rear seats have heating but you have to buy the feature via the car's app. It's like buying a free to play video game car

Oh, it gets better. Tesla can also remotely disable in-app purchases.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



MomJeans420 posted:

Have to agree with him.

In other news, is anyone surprised by this?
https://twitter.com/russ1mitchell/status/1250854802268893185?s=20

jfc

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

upsidedown posted:

Oh, it gets better. Tesla can also remotely disable in-app purchases.

except when they can't, for example if something was purchased in error and they'd have to refund it

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


don’t worry there will probably be a happy ending

https://twitter.com/crawfordleeds/status/1248481461100924928?s=21

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

these are the stupidest loving things I've ever heard of

these people live in lala land

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

lol a money market on the ethereum system. love a financial market where you can DoS your competitors, literally and also within the market rules itself

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


it really is amazing how any time i dig into an elon simp's twitter account they're always an fascinating combination of stupidity and greed

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Fool posted:

https://twitter.com/crawfordleeds/status/1250644542589595649

e: gently caress this guys twitter feed is bad, I'm surprised I haven't seen a red hat yet

shocking that this was the only hit for "age of consent" from that guy

https://twitter.com/crawfordleeds/status/1242266684154458114

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

refleks posted:

this is the type of person who will have multiple medium posts about the fantastic future of da blockchain

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


refleks posted:

Software Engineer, small dog person, AnCap.

not sure if made up or real

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

lol

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
anyone ever see a dipshit in your state and think there but for the grace of god???

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

PIZZA.BAT posted:

it really is amazing how any time i dig into an elon simp's twitter account they're always an fascinating combination of stupidity and greed

birds of a feather

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