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Tfw you wake up and there's just 60 new posts, and you know that the fat idiot didn't croak. Disappointments, my friends.
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He’s never going away, he’s going to win in November one way or another and then just appoint Ivanka as president in 2024. This will never, ever be over and I recommend getting out of here if you can. Nothing even remotely good will ever happen in the US.
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May 14, 2020 07:41
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Oh man if he bit it the thread would have two thousand at least Plus the title change. Post itt every time someone edits https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_died_on_the_toilet
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May 14, 2020 07:43
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I like that it looks like he just turned to the camera "can you (literally lol) believe this poo poo?"
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May 14, 2020 07:52
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karma_coma posted:He’s never going away, he’s going to win in November one way or another and then just appoint Ivanka as president in 2024. This will never, ever be over and I recommend getting out of here if you can. Ivankas tweets will be boring as poo poo too
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Mistle posted:
Ivanka knows lots of science, I'm sure she'd be great. Maybe even better! She would probably cure dozens of other diseases as well.
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Trump keeps telling everyone else to fire Fauci but nobody wants to fire the expert immunologist during a pandemic
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karma_coma posted:He’s never going away, he’s going to win in November one way or another and then just appoint Ivanka as president in 2024. This will never, ever be over and I recommend getting out of here if you can. Come over here to the UK where everything is wonde--- oh wait
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May 14, 2020 08:46
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What is it about speaking english that makes you want to self immolate
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May 14, 2020 08:49
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My parents moved back to their home state, Missouri, a red washed hell hole and I was listening to her tell me that her church is seriously trying to find a way to open back up soon because... People aren't sending in their usual donations, the $20 a week or whatever they expected. All the people zooming in for a sermon don't feel the need anymore to cut weekly checks to the church.
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May 14, 2020 09:03
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Methanar posted:What is it about speaking english that makes you want to self immolate
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SelenicMartian posted:The dangling participle.  
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May 14, 2020 09:06
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Power Khan posted:Tfw you wake up and there's just 60 new posts, and you know that the fat idiot didn't croak. I’m waiting for the day I wake up to 1000 new posts since the night before, and I’ll know he’s dead
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May 14, 2020 10:12
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pentyne posted:My parents moved back to their home state, Missouri, a red washed hell hole and I was listening to her tell me that her church is seriously trying to find a way to open back up soon because... There's nobody next to you when the collection bag goes around. No peer pressure. I'm sure they'll fix that soon heh
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marshalljim posted:What is the dominant right-wing/Trumpist spin going to be when this poo poo flares back up and starts killing way more people? How are they going to blame it on black people, Mexicans, Muslims, scientists, and liberals? LOL they'll say immigrants are bringing it over you peabrain baby. Obviously.
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May 14, 2020 11:58
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Power Khan posted:There's nobody next to you when the collection bag goes around. No peer pressure. Can't wait for church services to move to Chaturbate or something.
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Calico Heart posted:LOL they'll say immigrants are bringing it over you peabrain baby. Obviously. October 15th: @RealDonaldTrump: Perhaps the "China Virus" should now be renamed "Mexico Virus"? Have seen huge spike, nobody knows why, but WALL is still being built to stop this! October 21st: @RealDonaldTrump: Death toles now much lower than expected (~2 million Americans) thanks to hard Work being done by myself and the GOP. Mexico, by constrast, not doing so well! Millions of "infected" coming to the boarder. We say - NO! @USAMARINE1028408: GOD BLESS YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST BURRIED GRAMMA AND GRAMPA TODAY CAN WE GET MORE TESTING? GOD BLESS JUST ASKING GOD BLESS YOU FOR ALL YOU DO.
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May 14, 2020 12:52
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A Fancy Hat posted:October 15th: Good god
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May 14, 2020 13:20
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A Fancy Hat posted:October 15th: is there a German word for when satire not only is more believable than reality, but actually manifests itself as so?
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A Fancy Hat posted:October 15th: precogs???
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May 14, 2020 13:24
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Power Khan posted:Tfw you wake up and there's just 60 new posts, and you know that the fat idiot didn't croak. You don't want this, he will be a martyr.
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May 14, 2020 13:33
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:You don't want this, he will be a martyr. The next guy, whomever it is, will be surely worse regardless so at least dead Trump gets you a rich vein of lols when the true believers try and fail to keep Trump's grave free of poo poo and piss.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:You don't want this, he will be a martyr. this is so dumb “Trump can’t die, Pence is Worse” “If Trump dies he’ll be a Martyr!” “Trump is incompetent, we don’t want a real villain in the WH” actually it’s not about the message or the breakdown or the symbolism. I just want the POTUS to eat a bad berder, then overflow his diaper with diarrhea before the dehydration settles in. Stupid people abandon dead symbols. For example, all the trump supporters who used to believe in Jesus, but now worship a man who is as diametrically opposed to Christ in every conceivable way, because Trump is here and Jesus is dead.
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May 14, 2020 13:40
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The Failing New York Times posted:The Labor Department said on Thursday that 2.98 million people filed new unemployment claims last week. Although the weekly tally of new claims has been declining since late March, the latest count pushed the eight-week total above 36 million.
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May 14, 2020 13:42
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Trump's fated to die on the toilet, the question is when that happens. He'll be used as a scapegoat for a loooong time by Republicans, no matter what. If he dies and Republicans think he's still got support, they'll go "Oh, you're criticizing a dead man by DARING to complain about his 'daughter marriage' policy? Wow, sounds like you have a lot of growing up to do." If he dies and Republicans realize that he ultimately wasn't worth it they'll go "Oh man, now that he died his evil spell has worn off and we're back to normal!"
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May 14, 2020 13:45
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May 14, 2020 13:56
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May 14, 2020 13:57
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May 14, 2020 13:59
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ok it’s been 3 days and I still don’t know what “lava level mad” means or could like even possibly mean
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Bust Rodd posted:ok it’s been 3 days and I still don’t know what “lava level mad” means or could like even possibly mean 
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Bust Rodd posted:ok it’s been 3 days and I still don’t know what “lava level mad” means or could like even possibly mean If you're not lava-level mad, you haven't been reading the thread Dynastocles fucked around with this message at 14:11 on May 14, 2020 |
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May 14, 2020 14:09
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@RealDonaldTrump: "High" School Obama can barely speak, seems very confused, and nobody is listening anyway! I was asked many times to speak in front of many high schools - sorry, just too busy right now! @RealDonaldTrump: We love our high schoolers!!!!!!! And now they go to college, or to the wonderful Trade Schools, or other. Maybe a future President will be graduating today? who knows! @RealDonaldTrump: Although I was BEGGED by many to "please speak at this high school", there are some things that must be done first. I am very busy saving USA (and the world) from coronaVirus, sorry I can't just "read some speeches". Perhaps Obamagate is going strong? @RealDonaldTrump: Obama, who just does Netflix now and nothing else, seems to "think" that people wanted him as first choice to speak, which is Not True (false), in fact I was asked (many times) to speak for the schools but had to decline! Next year, maybe, I will do it, as I will still be President (Obama is not). @RealDonaldTrump: WE ARE LOOKING VERY STRONGLY INTO OBAMAGATE AND NETFLIX "DEAL"? INVESTIGATE! @RealDonaldTrump: The last time I was around "high schoolers" my great friend Jeffrey and I gave many wonderful speeches, far better than what I have seen or heard today from "former" President Obama. Many tears that day and many children! Far greater than today. @RealDonaldTrump: I am so very busy today, with virus and deals, that I did not watch "Obama Speech". But it Appears to be getting Very Bad (Terrible) reviews and many children are asking for "Trump Speech" to come on next week. WE SHALL SEE! Thank you, the "kids are alright"!
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:You don't want this, he will be a martyr. "He's ALREADY a martyr. He gave up his tremendously successful business, to be predisent. SO much money lost, and he's even donating his saladry! It's like Jesus stopped collecting EXPENSIVE MONEY to be EMPEROR in pizzatown" That fat shitbag probably makes more money dragging the SS into his properties and billing them twice for everything, than with any other of his lovely properties or scams. He'll always be a martyr, no matter what, just like Hitler is to certain people. It's not relevant to the rest of us.
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A Fancy Hat posted:October 15th: Genuinely thought the first one was real. The last one 100% is
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A Fancy Hat posted:October 15th: lmao
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Squizzle posted:wanted to let you fine folks know that as soon as he is off probation in a week, TheAardvark is yr inaugural thread ik this thread is the GBS Embassy in C-SPAM and its posters are protected by diplomatic immunity.
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