Deathlove posted:My co-parent would get a dessert and I'd have some chips or whatnot. She'd call it my appré-tizer.
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Blammin' Slammin' oh man am I jammin' enchilada stackers
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# ? May 26, 2020 01:11 |
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I am perpetually disappointed that Fiesta Max isn't a real place. (I am also perpetually disappointed that Remininsce Magazine, from the Milklin arc, is a real thing.)
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# ? May 26, 2020 01:22 |
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Wow I was misremembering the name of the duck that bit Pat as "Mr. Quackers" and "Bonkers T. McQuack" is so much better. e: that is dangerously close to the GOF so block out some time
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# ? May 26, 2020 01:42 |
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Ray ate the reason that Pat is a vegan.
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# ? May 26, 2020 02:37 |
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Also never realized that Beef's Uncle George of Kronos Cafe is the one who appears in the strip where Molly imagines Akkolade DJing their wedding. ("Nina! He says this?")
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# ? May 26, 2020 03:11 |
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Previa_fun posted:Blammin' Slammin' oh man am I jammin' This was code between me and my ex for "I've been drinking, disregard everything I say from here until sunrise"
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# ? May 26, 2020 03:24 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:This was code between me and my ex for "I've been drinking, disregard everything I say from here until sunrise" I am totally gonna start using it for that.
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# ? May 26, 2020 03:34 |
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Also never realized that Beef's Uncle George of Kronos Cafe is the one who appears in the strip where Molly imagines Akkolade DJing their wedding. ("Nina! He says this?") somehow I didn't remember Teodor was the DJ *and* Maid of Honor
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# ? May 26, 2020 04:49 |
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Also never realized that Beef's Uncle George of Kronos Cafe is the one who appears in the strip where Molly imagines Akkolade DJing their wedding. ("Nina! He says this?") Rev. Bleech_ posted:somehow I didn't remember Teodor was the DJ *and* Maid of Honor
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# ? May 26, 2020 12:29 |
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I am so in tune with Beef's expression in panel 3.
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# ? May 26, 2020 13:40 |
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That salad genuinely sounds so dreadful. There is no way Teodor put that duck breast proscuitto through a proper six month cure. Dude probably used sodium nitrite, all giving Roast Beef reason to have fears about colon cancer when he discovers it.
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# ? May 26, 2020 13:49 |
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Like, we're talking thin slices of shop-cured duck meat slathered in peaches and orange essence. It's going to be like eating the fascination layer of a supermarket sandwich. Zero roughage.
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# ? May 26, 2020 13:51 |
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is it "ravioli" in quotation marks because the hamachi is thin sliced and folded to resemble ravioli, with the quail yolk inside and the chive-tobiko mousse on top, or what?
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# ? May 26, 2020 15:31 |
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Shibawanko posted:is it "ravioli" in quotation marks because the hamachi is thin sliced and folded to resemble ravioli, with the quail yolk inside and the chive-tobiko mousse on top, or what? that was my presumptions, yes. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01262007
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# ? May 26, 2020 15:48 |
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:somehow I didn't remember Teodor was the DJ *and* Maid of Honor Teodor is not an anything of honor
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# ? May 27, 2020 00:31 |
His serotonin's been deionized by all the grocery store sushi he eats! He's just wasting that Yale education.
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Android Blues posted:That salad genuinely sounds so dreadful. There is no way Teodor put that duck breast proscuitto through a proper six month cure. Dude probably used sodium nitrite, all giving Roast Beef reason to have fears about colon cancer when he discovers it. Android Blues posted:Like, we're talking thin slices of shop-cured duck meat slathered in peaches and orange essence. It's going to be like eating the fascination layer of a supermarket sandwich. Zero roughage. He can absolutely just go buy it with no notice. It does sound like an awful salad though.
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# ? May 27, 2020 00:40 |
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Jerusalem posted:Teodor is not an anything of honor
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# ? May 27, 2020 00:45 |
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:God this and "COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED" are two of the most shamefully real moments of dudes. I think my favorite part of that is "Safe Search is off" because in his desperation he thought maybe Google was just hiding the nude results he wanted
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# ? May 27, 2020 01:03 |
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I've been reading the body of work of Charles Portis in quarantine and if you love the language of Achewood, you've got to check this author out. I know he's best known for writing True Grit, but his dirtbag 60s-80s narratives almost certainly have to have been a part of the formative Achewood DNA.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I've been reading the body of work of Charles Portis in quarantine and if you love the language of Achewood, you've got to check this author out. I know he's best known for writing True Grit, but his dirtbag 60s-80s narratives almost certainly have to have been a part of the formative Achewood DNA. Oh man he rules so loving much. I did a reread of a bunch of his stuff right after he died, Norwood is one of the funniest American novels of all time for sure.
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# ? May 27, 2020 06:04 |
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prefect posted:
this comic comes to mind every single time I'm at some hip restaurant and they're putting quotes around basic food terms and making "smashed" potatoes sound exotic
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# ? May 27, 2020 06:14 |
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Jerusalem posted:I think my favorite part of that is "Safe Search is off" because in his desperation he thought maybe Google was just hiding the nude results he wanted thank you for adding a new dimension to my favorite Teodor moment like over a decade later.
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# ? May 27, 2020 13:38 |
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Fallom posted:this comic comes to mind every single time I'm at some hip restaurant and they're putting quotes around basic food terms and making "smashed" potatoes sound exotic I went back to look at this whole funny twitter thread https://twitter.com/laureneoneal/status/1082461742477791232 but the original linked tweet with the image has gone away. Thankfully archive.org remembers:
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# ? May 27, 2020 14:34 |
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I was reminded recently of one of my favorite achewood food moments, having an amount of carrot in one's ear
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# ? May 27, 2020 15:55 |
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Hey guys, guess who just got... City Toast!
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# ? May 27, 2020 18:45 |
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projecthalaxy posted:I was reminded recently of one of my favorite achewood food moments, having an amount of carrot in one's ear “You smell like six asses” is an Achewoodism that’s still in my regular vocabulary.
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# ? May 27, 2020 19:03 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:I went back to look at this whole funny twitter thread Onstad just stares at this every day and takes a deep sigh and his drawing arm starts aching again, and not only because he’s preparing a fancy risotto to pair with his craft soda
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# ? May 27, 2020 19:04 |
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Laugh all you want but what if they're telling the truth about UNEQUALED SAUCE.
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# ? May 27, 2020 19:23 |
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How Wonderful! posted:Laugh all you want but what if they're telling the truth about UNEQUALED SAUCE. If you think about it, "unequalled" is not necessarily a superlative.
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# ? May 27, 2020 19:26 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:I went back to look at this whole funny twitter thread
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# ? May 27, 2020 19:51 |
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@ Ray wearing a polo shirt in the Marco Polo reenactment.
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# ? May 27, 2020 20:15 |
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Ray has a tricky relationship with knowledge.
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# ? May 28, 2020 02:05 |
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Happy Hippo posted:Ray has a tricky relationship with knowledge. Ray has to be careful about knowledge. Some is good, but he may want a family some day!
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# ? May 28, 2020 03:49 |
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"Old Windmill" is a great name for liquor
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# ? May 28, 2020 03:59 |
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:"Old Windmill" is a great name for liquor It’s no “ancient shenanigans” but it’s up there.
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# ? May 28, 2020 04:05 |
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I don't even like whiskey, but I would commit to always having a bottle of Liquid Banjo in the house if it was available.
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# ? May 28, 2020 04:22 |
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Stringent posted:I don't even like whiskey, but I would commit to always having a bottle of Liquid Banjo in the house if it was available. Dude you don't LIKE Liquid Banjo. What you LIKE is that you're holding something the police will wrestle you for.
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Ah yeah, "ankle drunk" is one I've used quite a bit irl.
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