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fosborb posted:it was the government, op Make sure you go back to crowded mall, bar or night club as part of the recovery therapy in making number go up!
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"OK Ace. You can go get a haircut. Remember, you're not in the US. New case statistics in the Netherlands have been steady and r0 is still negative. It's rising a bit but still ok. What's the worst that can happen?" *Walks outside and sees huge crowds all enjoying the nice weather* "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH WHY"
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"Can't wait to fight those yankee bastards!" *cracks a tooth on hard tack as banjo rendition of Ghana pallbearer meme begins playing*
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Rich people in NY are crying because they can't go up to their summer homes in Canada https://twitter.com/WGRZ/status/1271260937736073218
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MorrisBae posted:Rich people in NY are crying because they can't go up to their summer homes in Canada https://mobile.twitter.com/TheWedge716/status/1271266871589900288 https://mobile.twitter.com/NancyPCarnes/status/1271495178675781637 https://mobile.twitter.com/geoffreysnyder_/status/1271320462316863489
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Those two hairdressers in Missouri exposing like 200 people but resulting in no new cases because everyone was wearing masks should be much bigger story and be touted as an example of how we could be a lot closer to normal if mask wearing was the norm but instead that got mentioned once and never again.
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fosborb posted:close your eyes and think about number go up 
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Thoguh posted:Whether it can be detected and whether it is alive and enough to be contagious are two different things.
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Thoguh posted:Those two hairdressers in Missouri exposing like 200 people but resulting in no new cases because everyone was wearing masks should be much bigger story and be touted as an example of how we could be a lot closer to normal if mask wearing was the norm but instead that got mentioned once and never again. yeah it rules lol, anything that could potentially make for a successful re-opening will be rejected because chuds are huge babies and every sector of our media economy is built from the ground up to platform and coddle them
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Thoguh posted:Whether it can be detected and whether it is alive and enough to be contagious are two different things. The assay they are using is detecting infective/viable virus in vitro. Not like early studies of just detecting viral RNA particles that were not infective.
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AceOfFlames posted:"OK Ace. You can go get a haircut. Remember, you're not in the US. New case statistics in the Netherlands have been steady and r0 is still negative. It's rising a bit but still ok. What's the worst that can happen?" why is it always a haircut
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CODChimera posted:why is it always a haircut My hair was covering my eyes!
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Real hurthling! posted:buffalo problems are weird Worst World Problems
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orange sky posted:Hope this hasn't been posted yet, but what the gently caress if true I don't think that that's surprising. Remember the study a few months ago that found that the virus persisted for a long time on smooth metal surfaces but died quickly on cardboard? Rough surfaces expose it more to the air which dries it out, and I expect the absorption properties of cardboard/cotton also suck moisture from the shell and expose the virus
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AceOfFlames posted:My hair was covering my eyes! I have solved my haircut problem by simply sewing fashionable headbands to keep the hair out of my eyes. Now if only I could solve the crippling existential dread problem
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https://twitter.com/catecadell/status/1271638401117122560 i wonder what theyre saying in chinese media about how the us deals with the virus
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https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1271820444132421635 $1.1 million hospital bill lmao wreckd
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Grand Theft Autobot posted:My wife is bringing one of our kids to a birthday party in a park tomorrow. She suggested I practice "mindfulness" to get over my disapproval of the plan. I told her we'd all be practicing "lungfulness" in about a week. Now I'm sleeping on the couch.
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Homeless Friend posted:i mean not too crazy that it persist on PPE, that it deactivates so quickly on cotton pwns Hell yeah lint
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1271820444132421635 my niece was born 4 months premature after she nearly died during an in utero blood transfusion at ucsf and spend 3 months in nicu and i think the bill for that ended up being over 2 million
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keep an eye out for India getting real bad. was chatting with a supplier over there and it’s not looking good.
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Nonsense posted:https://twitter.com/mySA/status/1271558756799832069?s=20 thank you san antonio bars.
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1271820444132421635 Good luck negotiating with the hospital on that one. "Best we can do is knock it down to 900k, that work for you?"
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we zoomed with our family hair person last night and she walked me through an undercut for my wife and it turned out better than not doing anything! I learned about sectioning and cutting around the occipital bone and how to use the fade lever thing on our clippers. honestly it was a good time and now there's zero reason to go out to get a haircut
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Nonsense posted:https://twitter.com/mySA/status/1271558756799832069?s=20 now that it’s voluntary it’s actually cool and good because big guvment something something 
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1271820444132421635 when i was in the hospital i racked up a 200,000 bill from food service alone
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poty posted:i wonder what theyre saying in chinese media about how the us deals with the virus i assume its like that meme turkish(?) interview clip but two chinese people
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Paradoxish posted:Nothing, but we came to that decision back in February when things were first kicking off and we thought there was a chance that we'd actually lock this poo poo down. None of us really expect to see to be doing much of anything for the rest of the year at this point. There was some half hearted hope we could do contact tracing in each state and quarantine everyone at risk but since we refused to use working tests and states moved at the speed of molasses to hire anyone for tracing (like Chicago, the only city that didn't reopen in may, saying theyd hire tracers by labor day) it became obvious there was no point to all this Every measure every state has taken since mid April is public announcements of security theater that has the sole intention of convincing people they should go back to spending money at establishments , mainly by just lying to everyone about how safe it is. The local government theory appears to be that if you make up some silly distancing rules no one follows, you can bring every job back plus get sales tax revenue again from entertainment spending, so that's all they care about
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CODChimera posted:why is it always a haircut you ever tried giving yourself a haircut? the back of my head looks like the chaz garden
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Zil posted:Good luck negotiating with the hospital on that one. "Reduce the bill to $10K or I will declare Chapter 7 and you'll get nothing, you worthless cocksuckers."
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gently caress lol we pulled our kid from daycare months ago. they stayed open but gently caress that, and even then with everything wide open, and about out of fmla that is helping us work part time so we can take care of the kids, we were openly contemplating what it would take to send our kid back. shes 4 and desperately misses her friends. and then just minutes ago we found out one of her teachers tested positive today and she would have been directly exposed. family friends who have their kid there were directly exposed. we're never rejoining society
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fosborb posted:gently caress lol we pulled our kid from daycare months ago. they stayed open but gently caress that, and even then with everything wide open, and about out of fmla that is helping us work part time so we can take care of the kids, we were openly contemplating what it would take to send our kid back. shes 4 and desperately misses her friends. One of my wife's coworkers has two kids in daycare (no choice - neither parent is able to work from home) and just this week the lady running it tested positive. Daycares and schools are cesspool of illness even in the best of times but normally it's just some crud or pink eye they are passing around.
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Looks like COVID isn't over and is in fact even more dangerous in the summer heat christ
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Nonsense posted:when i was in the hospital i racked up a 200,000 bill from food service alone how in the gently caress??? In thirty years of life total I don’t think I’ve eaten 200k worth of food what the gently caress
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Thoguh posted:Those two hairdressers in Missouri exposing like 200 people but resulting in no new cases because everyone was wearing masks should be much bigger story and be touted as an example of how we could be a lot closer to normal if mask wearing was the norm but instead that got mentioned once and never again. I like how here in NJ 50-80% of people outside are maskless and coming close to other people and even though they slap on a mask to go into stores immediately rip them off after they exit. TRUMP!
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Marx Headroom posted:you ever tried giving yourself a haircut? the back of my head looks like the chaz garden it's extremely easy to give yourself a buzz cut
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Thoguh posted:One of my wife's coworkers has two kids in daycare (no choice - neither parent is able to work from home) and just this week the lady running it tested positive. Daycares and schools are cesspool of illness even in the best of times but normally it's just some crud or pink eye they are passing around. working in any kind of school or communal childcare exposes you to truly staggering amount of illness the first year I taught in a middle school I swear I was sick the entire first semester with a rotating set of viruses
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