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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Three agenda items have been added. Resolution 1 is amended to order Japan to pay reparations because the parliamentarian can't be bothered to keep track of an amendment vote. Croatia votes as follows: Nay - if we get rid of anime then we will be forced to watch American animation and is there really a worse hell than season 31 of the simpsons? Nay - How else are we going to laugh at American pig-dogs eating each other alive Nay - We don't need another godzilla Yay - Smoke Weed brothers Yay - Croatia Votes for option B Yay - Marija call me, I miss you Yay - gently caress it, why not. drunkenmonkeystyle fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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Zombiepop posted:Egypt is very down with this BCEG-pact. SA will trade mummy of De Klerk for a cool mummy
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Jul 6, 2020 16:24
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Zombiepop posted:Egypt is very down with this BCEG-pact. we're gonna need a navy and i've got my eyes on Crete
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Jul 6, 2020 16:25
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hey is sealand part of the UN?
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Jul 6, 2020 16:26
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the Unitdses state s deklegations says ' aye to resolutions 5,6,and 7. however it also calls for debate on the locatisdon of the garfield statue
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Jul 6, 2020 16:27
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Resolution 5: Build an erotic 50 foot tall statue of Garfield the Cat which is anatomically correct and capable of cum at a currently undecided location 5. Supports 5. a) and wishes to propose that the 50 foot tall statue of Garfield that cums on demand be put on every artificially created canal (Suez, Panama, Kiel...), is 500 feet tall with one leg on each bank and christening each ship passing underneath it while making choo choo sound. 6. Opposes, that's exactly how USCA broke up 7. Eh gently caress it, Supports
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:hey is sealand part of the UN? Vanuatu Zippy the Bummer posted:
Call for debate is granted. Nation's may discuss potential cumming giant garfield locations. A referendum shall be held between the two most popular options, in the event of a tie the parliamentarian will decide the finalists. BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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Jul 6, 2020 16:31
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:
1. Nay 2. Nay 3. Nay 5. Aye, but with the caveat that it be placed in Nairobi, Kenya and payed for by the Kenyan Government. Abstain the rest. The United Kingdom stands with our island allies in the Greater Anime Co-Prosperity Sphere and invites the newly reformed Imperial Japanese Navy and the Royal Australian Navy to participate in a joint demonstration of force in the Indian Ocean. We will be reducing Anime Tariffs at the next session of parliament and we are open to a similar reduction in tariffs on media from the Avatar: The Last Airbender franchise in exchange for reassurances from the United States that it will honour its NATO treaties with regards to the Kenyan threat. In the event of the passage of Resolution 3, we are open to the removal and transit for safekeeping of Hiroshima and Nagasaki's artifacts of cultural and anime heritage to the British Museum. We furthermore invite Europe to suck ours. To this end, we shall forthwith cease to identify as a part of the geographical continent of Europe and declare that the British Isles are now a part of Oceania.
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gently caress off Batman posted:5. a) and wishes to propose that the 50 foot tall statue of Garfield that cums on demand be put on every artificially created canal (Suez, Panama, Kiel...), is 500 feet tall with one leg on each bank and christening each ship passing underneath it while making choo choo sound. the Untieds States delegants seconds this
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Three agenda items have been added. Resolution 1 is amended to order Japan to pay reparations because the parliamentarian can't be bothered to keep track of an amendment vote. the Republic of Nicaragua votes the following: 5) No, because Cuba is probably going to try to use it on us to invade 6) No 7) Yes gently caress off Batman posted:Glorious nation of El Salvador: After consultations with the President of Nicaragua, we are open to this deal
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MrQwerty posted:SA will trade mummy of De Klerk for a cool mummy hmm you can get the Kamose mummy, only reigned for like 3 years tho. Statutory Ape posted:we're gonna need a navy and i've got my eyes on Crete Being a good ally we will trade mummies for old ships then. Galleons, or frigates. Do we have the UK in the house? They like mummies and ships so maybe they can be persuaded. Zombiepop fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Jul 6, 2020 |
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Jul 6, 2020 16:36
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The Gambia seeks the land south of our boarders, we formally request Sengal turn over the occupied lands henceforth.
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Jul 6, 2020 16:39
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Vanuatu moves that the giant cumming Garfield statue be placed on the roof of the Capitol Building in Washington D.C.. It's not like anything else of note is going on in there.
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Jul 6, 2020 16:40
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:Vanuatu moves that the giant cumming Garfield statue be placed on the roof of the Capitol Building in Washington D.C.. It's not like anything else of note is going on in there. Croatia seconds this, as long as the cum shoots in long rope into the oval office.
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A wire has just been received from London: as a show of international goodwill, the United Kingdom offers to transit, illicitly and without expectation of return, the British subjects Graham Linehan and Joan "JK" Rowling to any dictatorship willing to scapegoat and make examples of them.
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Jul 6, 2020 16:42
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:
Vanuatu wishes to state that the region of Oceania is Too Cool For You Assholes, and that you should stay and rot in your cold wet hellhole.
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Jul 6, 2020 16:42
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The delegation from Brazil speaks out of order to remind the representative from Egypt that the UK is, indeed, "in the house" and supports anime. The delegation from Brazil has thrown a cup of coffee to the ground while yelling something in bronzian tongue at the UK delegate.
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gently caress off Batman posted:
Egypt strongly disagrees with this and wont accept any garfields on their soil, hereforth all garfields comics, pizzas or whatever is banned from Egypt.
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1. pro 2. pro 3. con we are taking their Anime, only nuke them if they do not follow the antianime resolution 4. pro 5. con 6. con The Gambia does not recognize Ghanarea as an ex, we hosed once... get over it. 7. pro
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Zombiepop posted:Egypt strongly disagrees with this and wont accept any garfields on their soil, hereforth all garfields comics, pizzas or whatever is banned from Egypt. *begins making plans to sink a freighter full of Garfield phones off of Egyptian shores*
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Bronze Fonz posted:The delegation from Brazil speaks out of order to remind the representative from Egypt that the UK is, indeed, "in the house" and supports anime. The Egyptian delegates was high as gently caress and the offer to the UK has been retracted due to anime lovin. Still lookin for ships tho.
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Jul 6, 2020 16:46
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The Gambia also proposes everyone be nice to them and come visit.
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Jul 6, 2020 16:47
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Persia announces its intention to officially form the Axis of EVIL (Extraordinary Visionary Intelligence League), a voting coalition of non-Western countries who feel that the west has had too much power over the rest of us for too long. We will also have cool parties with hookers and dictators. who wants in. western countries are allowed if they renounce their decadent ways, or they send us cool wildlife
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Zombiepop posted:hmm you can get the Kamose mummy, only reigned for like 3 years tho. We will take that deal
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We can offer three frigates and a missile cruiser in exchange for three mummies. We will also throw in an amphibious assault carrier if Egypt swears to not let Kenyan vessels through the Suez Canal without subjecting them to inspection overseen by a British or anime-aligned authority. e: The British government reminds those ungrateful Egyptians who civilized them and rescinds the offer of our carrier.
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Done deal. go collect 3 peasants man servant
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White Noise Marine posted:The Gambia also proposes everyone be nice to them and come visit. Please consider this offer for Gambia to join the illustrious Egypt and Belgian Congo, two other nations that love niceness and tourism Beautiful Egyptian cruise ships anchored off your coast, think of the opportunity ! TheAardvark posted:Persia announces its intention to officially form the Axis of EVIL (Extraordinary Visionary Intelligence League), a voting coalition of non-Western countries who feel that the west has had too much power over the rest of us for too long. **sends u gigantic box of cocaine with Belgian Congo state seal emblazoned**
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MrQwerty posted:We will take that deal Excellent, please dont smoke the mummy. Be nice to it. Edgar Allen Ho posted:We can offer three frigates and a missile cruiser in exchange for three mummies. We will also throw in an amphibious assault carrier if Egypt swears to not let Kenyan vessels through the Suez Canal without subjecting them to inspection overseen by a British or anime-aligned authority. The Egyptian delegates starts cursing the UK delegates with ancient mummy magic. keep ya cruisers ya anime lovin brits.
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Jamaica votes on the current agenda as follows 1 support 2 support 3 oppose 4 oppose 5 abstain 6 support 7 support We expect to receive our fake Chinese poo poo within a fort night or we'll do something, not sure what we haven't thought that far ahead yet.
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Statutory Ape posted:Please consider this offer for Gambia to join the illustrious Egypt and Belgian Congo, two other nations that love niceness and tourism The Gambia accepts, if you back our claim to have the land south of our boarders returned to us from Sengal.
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god loving damnit did my naval alliance really crumble because of britains anime problem is there anybody with a navy out here that isnt a sicko White Noise Marine posted:The Gambia accepts, if you back our claim to have the land south of our boarders returned to us from Sengal. Not only do I back your claim, I would be most happy to help you protect it with "PEACEKEEPERS"
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Brazil has gifted the nation of Gambia with a Venezuelan oil field to welcome them into the UN.
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The UK wishes to make it very clear that we have not written off the use of force to close both the Suez Canal and Gibraltar in order to maintain British Sovereignty as well as the unimpeded free trade of anime and anime collectibles.
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Statutory Ape posted:god loving damnit did my naval alliance really crumble because of britains anime problem Excellent, I then propose an open border agreement between our great nations.
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Statutory Ape posted:god loving damnit did my naval alliance really crumble because of britains anime problem Looking at the empty seat of norway with a sigh. Egypt plays de Klerk for +1 diplomacy or something. Egypt also welcomes Gambia to the best alliance, you get a free mummy.
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Bronze Fonz posted:Brazil has gifted the nation of Gambia with a Venezuelan oil field to welcome them into the UN. The Gambia graciously accepts this kind gift.
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White Noise Marine posted:Excellent, I then propose an open border agreement between our great nations. splendid ive some ideas for the port & river
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Zombiepop posted:Excellent, please dont smoke the mummy. Be nice to it. Do whatever you want with the De Klerk mummy. We would like to extend a measure of friendship to all African countries, currently; pan-Africanism is the way forward after the terrible way the United Kingdom has treated the Belgian Congo in these trying times.
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