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That just reminds me of an old late-night monologue bit about the Washington Bullets changing their name to be less violent, so from now on they'll just be called the Bullets.
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Evil Mastermind posted:
The “de-fun the police” bit killed me, holy poo poo.
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QUIZ: Are You Not Made for a 9-5 Office Job or is No One Made for a 9-5 Office Job?
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ultrafilter posted:‘It Wasn’t The First Birthday We Imagined, But We Spent The Day Surrounded By Love,’ Begins Elegant Tapestry Of Fabricated Embellishments lmao good god the sad Onion Writer Guy's quill is full of ink again
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Last Chance posted:lmao good god the sad Onion Writer Guy's quill is full of ink again At least it's only the Sad Writer.
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I remember somebody did a comic of that guy's (or maybe a similar guy's) daughter waking up and going to school, it was super sad. Anyway post it if you have it or don't, like I said it was sad. Edit: whoops I thought this was the SA great sagas thread pangstrom has a new favorite as of 16:17 on Jul 28, 2020 |
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pangstrom posted:I remember somebody did a comic of that guy's (or maybe a similar guy's) daughter waking up and going to school, it was super sad. Anyway post it if you have it or don't, like I said it was sad. I wish those photos were archived.
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jojoinnit posted:Couldn't sleep so I reread that and then definitely couldn't sleep. The daughter must be about 15 now so maybe in a few years shell reg here to find out who her father was. If it's any comfort, I believe the OP posted a follow-up a while later stating that they'd gotten their poo poo together and were reunited with their kids.
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Antivehicular posted:If it's any comfort, I believe the OP posted a follow-up a while later stating that they'd gotten their poo poo together and were reunited with their kids. Thanks, that's a genuine  from me.
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